Hello! Sit down, relax, have a cherry. (It's not exactly cherry season though, so don't say I didn't warn you.) But above and beyond all, please enjoy the products of my boredom.
Fear the Insane One!!!!!
I'm a rock star!!
...and one more thing. Be sure you enjoy my dancers, because my dancers sure enjoy you!!!
More viewing pleasure for the extremely bored
Amuse yourself, damn it! Quit depending on me!
And now for something completely different...
Quote of the Day. Actually, how often do I update this thing? I better make it Quote of the Week. (No cracks about renaming that 'Quote of the Year' either)

"Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken!"
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