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| Because somewhere, hidden below the depths of your soul, perhaps somewhere in the spleen, everyone secretly wants to be a ninja. If you say you don't, you are LYING! |
| Just all over good clean fun! |
| I swear I do something different with this every time and yet it's always right! Now that's just bordering on creepy to me. |
| "Because I'm Doug man, and I'm outta he-e-e...rrre...." (<---If that is not even the most remote bit familiar/amusing to you then don't bother clicking, this is only for the elite appreciation of dumb and crude humor. |