big9erfan4life (11:28 PM): "why do they have lock on a store thats open 24 hours a day 365 days a year"
big9erfan4life (12:09 AM): you wanna take the next one
Oo meg lynn oO (12:23 AM): okay heres one v
Oo meg lynn oO (1:58 PM): "Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, but dishwashing liquid is made from real lemons?"
Oo meg lynn oO (11:47 PM): whoa whoa whoa whooooooooa
big9erfan4life (11:29 PM): well what about a death in the family
big9erfan4life (11:29 PM): or a nation diaster like a flood or something
big9erfan4life (11:29 PM): then ewhat would they do
big9erfan4life (11:29 PM): leave the doors wide open
big9erfan4life (11:29 PM): and the the population pilledge the slurpees
Oo meg lynn oO (12:10 AM): sure
big9erfan4life (12:10 AM): here
big9erfan4life (12:10 AM): "Since cats always land on their feet and jelly bread always lands jelly-side down, what happens if you tie jelly bread to the back of a cat?"
Oo meg lynn oO (12:11 AM): well, cats land on their feet because of instinct, while jelly bread lands jelly side down because of bad luck, not of physics....so if you were mean enough to tie jelly bread on the back of a cat, the cats instincts would overpower the jelly bread's bad luck and the cat would land on its feet
big9erfan4life (12:12 AM): actually jelly bread landing on the the side down is becuase of physics since the jelly side is heavier, but the legand origanted from that fact ne way so ok
big9erfan4life (12:13 AM): you still have a lot to learn
Oo meg lynn oO (12:23 AM): why do people stop talking and say cheese when theres a camera?
big9erfan4life (12:24 AM): well then they didnt stop talking did they
big9erfan4life (12:24 AM): rephrase it so theres not a contradiction
big9erfan4life (12:25 AM): then ill adress it
Oo meg lynn oO (12:25 AM): oh shut up
Oo meg lynn oO (12:25 AM): lol
big9erfan4life (12:25 AM): hey i just call em
Oo meg lynn oO (12:25 AM): why do people stop all former conversations and say cheese when a camera takes a pic
big9erfan4life (12:26 AM): ok
big9erfan4life (12:27 AM): some people have troulbe smiling at a momnts notcie, so saying cheese or ne thing with an ee type sound makes them make a smiling type gesture thus creating a better picture
Oo meg lynn oO (12:27 AM): haha
Oo meg lynn oO (12:27 AM): but cameras dont hear you
big9erfan4life (12:28 AM): and cameras dont take pictures but people do
big9erfan4life (12:28 AM): so there another loop hole captain smart face
Oo meg lynn oO (1:58 PM): go ahead
big9erfan4life (1:59 PM): i would but iv never seen dishwashing soap that says that
big9erfan4life (1:59 PM): i think its something someone streched to sound funny
big9erfan4life (1:59 PM): iv done it myself too
big9erfan4life (11:48 PM): sounds like you just got raped baby
Oo meg lynn oO (11:50 PM): yea
big9erfan4life (11:50 PM): by a girl
Oo meg lynn oO (11:51 PM): oo baby
big9erfan4life (11:51 PM): okay thats wrong
big9erfan4life (11:51 PM): sexy but very wrong