Jokes : Laugh , Laugh, Laugh

A young boy comes running down the street,finds a cop. & begs,"Pls,officer,come to the bar with me, my father's in a fight."
They get back to the bar & see 3 guys fighting.
The cop asks the kid "which one's ur father." The kid says,"I don't know, that's what they're fighting about."

Banta Singh was in court charged with parking his car in a restricted area.
The Judge askd him if he had anything to say in his defence. "They should not put up such misleading notices", said Banta. "It said, FINE FOR PARKING HERE"

A man wanted to how his wife's delivery was goin' on. By mistake he dialled the no. for cricket Stadium instead of the hospital.
On the phone -
Man: How is it going on? Commentator: We got 6 out already & hope to get the rest out before lunch. The last 2 were ducks..

A beggar meets another beggar. A software engineer meets another software engineer. Both of them ask the same question to each other.
Q : What is the question?
A : So, Which Platform are you Working on ..

A husband was asked: Do u talk to wife after sex?
His answer: Depends, if I can find a phone

Santa was picked up on a rape charge and was told to stand in an identification parade in the police station. He was placed in a lineup with ten other fellows and the accusing woman was escorted into the room.
Santa jumped forward, and screamed "That's her! That's her! I'd recognize her anywhere!"

A sardarji photographer focusing a dead body's face in a funeral function, suddenly all relatives beat him why? He said "SMILE PLEASE"

Postman:- I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver you This Packet
Sardar:- why did you come so far. Instead you could have posted it..

A new manager spends a week at his new office with the manager he is replacing. On the last day the departing manager tells him, "I have left three numbered envelopes in the desk drawer. Open an envelope if you encounter a crisis you can't solve."
Three months down the track there is a major drama, everything goes wrong - the usual stuff - and the manager feels very threatened by it all. He remembers the parting words of his predecessor and opens the first envelope. The message inside says "Blame your predecessor!" He does this and gets off the hook.
About half a year later, the company is experiencing a dip in sales, combined with serious product problems. The manager quickly opens the second envelope. The message read, "Reorganize!" This he does, and the company quickly rebounds. Three months later, at his next crisis, he opens the third envelope. The message inside says "Prepare three envelopes".

A man goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot. The shop owner points to three identical looking parrots on a perch and says, "the parrot on the left costs 500 dollars".
"Why does the parrot cost so much," asks the man.
The shop owner says, "well, the parrot knows how to use a computer".
The man then asks about the next parrot to be told that this one costs 1,000 dollars because it can do everything the other parrot can do plus it knows how to use the UNIX operating system.
Naturally, the increasingly startled man asks about the third parrot to be told that it costs 2,000 dollars. Needless to say this begs the question, "What can it do?"
To which the shop owner replies, "to be honest I have never seen it do a thing, but the other two call him boss!"

The sardarni asks her lover, "santa dear, if we get engaged,will you give me a ring?".
"Sure", replies santa. "What's your phone number?"

Sardarji got the 4th child. He fills data in the birth certificate  "Mother: Sikh , Father: Sikh , Kid: Chinese." "How come you write "Chinese" when both parents are Sikh?"
" Aah, Sardarji read a newspaper, it says that every 4th person born on the Earth now is a Chinese."

A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except one Sikh .He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"

Sardar & his wife buy coffee in a shop.
Sardar says " Drink quickly " ..
Wife asks " why..."
sardar says hot coffee Rs5 and cold coffee Rs10