One Liners : Adorable One Liners from Greats

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Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

One good thing about Alzheimer's is you get to meet new people everyday.

Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.

The best way to forget all your problems is to wear tight shoes.

You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing.

It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.

Women over 50 don't have babies because they would put them down and forget where.

Failing organizations are usually over-managed and under-led.

Opportunity is a bald man with a beard: You can catch him coming, but you can' t catch him going.

What is worth having is worth waiting for.

It is not what you gather but what you scatter that tells what kind of life you have lived.

If I never had a bad day, how would I know whether I was having a good day?

When you give and don't expect anything back that's love. But if you give and expect a return it's an investment.

Laughter is a smile with the volume turned up.

Don't ask God to guide your footsteps if you're not willing to move your feet.

Knowledge is proud she knows so much; wisdom is humble that she knows no more.

You can't expect people to look eye to eye with you if you are looking down on them.

Be not simply good; be good for something.

Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm.

People laugh because I'm different, I laugh because they're all the same.

A politician is the one who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.

Quality rather than quantity determines your success.

Don't protect yourself by a fence, but rather by your friends.

To find out a girl's faults, praise her to her girlfriends.

He that can't endure the bad will not live to see the good.

Yesterday today was tomorrow yet tomorrow today will be yesterday.

Two people shorten a road.

It is risky not to take risk. If you don't take risk, risk will take you.

There is never a right way to do the wrong thing.

My father said there are two kinds of people in the world: givers and takers. The takers may eat better, but the givers sleep better.

A business that makes nothing but money is a poor business.

An expert is a man that has made all mistakes possible in a narrow field of expertise.

You may forget with whom you laughed, but you will never forget with whom you wept.

Those who race through life finish first.

A man's knowledge can never outweigh his experience.

You have a lifetime to work, but children are only young once.

It is not happiness that makes us grateful, but the gratefulness that makes us happy.

The bad news is time flies. The good news is you're the pilot.

There is a difference between ignorance and stupidity. Ignorance can be cured by learning and reading. Stupidity isn't willing to be cured.

In a full heart there is room for everything, and in an empty heart there is room for nothing.

He is not ready to lose a minute of his life, but he's ready to lose his life in a minute.

Slight not what's near, while aiming at what's far.

We all live under the same sky, but we don't see the same horizon.

The only way to make a dream come true is to wake up and live it.

People seem to get nostalgic about a lot of things they weren't so crazy about the first time around.