Marijuana Prices Fall, Consumption Rises
This was bound to happen. Slowly governments will realize that they can make more money taxing pot than trying to eradicate it and that will lead to thousands of uses. none of which have anything to do with getting high.

Sex School In The City
A very important avenue of research for humanity.

Stripper Mom Poses Nude for Playboy
Okay ... how many DIDN'T see this one coming a mile down the road? Playboy has always been fast and often first to tap a headline for it's next group of citizen women willing to bare it for their cause (circulation) while enlisting from the ranks of their detractors. "The Women Of 7-11" was a good one along while making Jessica Hahn the anti-Thumper's pin-up girl.

Way To Go Hef!!

Taliban Bans Neckties, Lipstick, Chess
This Started Out As A tHINGS tHAT sCARE mE But Now They Are Just Going Overboard In Their Feeble Attempt At Being The Thought Police.

Missouri Man Bakes Fireworks, Blows Up Kitchen
If He Had Died, He Could've Been Nominated For A Darwin Award. Better Luck Next Time!

Stench Warfare And Stink Bombs-U.S. Secret Weapon?
Our Government Not Trying To Kill People? What's Up With That?

Doctors Versus Guns
Which Kills More?

Sex Shop Raided a Day After Opening
Maybe They Have Dildo Envy

Airlines Campaign to Stop Air Rage
Here's an idea - STOP serving liquor and provide better service!

Liverpool Renames Airport After John Lennon
I Wonder How Paul, George & Ringo Are Taking It?

The World's Longest Sermon
The British Were Always A Bit Long Winded

Court Says Tipsy Topless Dancer Can Sue Club
Kind Of A Tit Tort?

A Brave New World of Cats Without Tears
But When Will They Come Out With A Dog That Won't Shit On The Carpet?

Show Your I.D. Before Reading - By William F. Buckley Jr.
I Gotta Find My Nearest Abercrombie & Fitch Store
(Although The Pants And TV Commercial William Is Refering To Belong To The Gap

Man on Way to Brothel Finds Wife Working
Today more and more women are working outside the home.

Fan Converts Home Into 'Star Trek' Spaceship
Some Trekkers got it worse than others.

Sex Shop Declares National Orgasm Day
As good as National Masturbation Month sponsored by Good Vibrations

Love in the Outdoors Tops Fantasy List
There's nothing more I could add.

Country Poised to Decriminalize Bigamy
They're not in Utah but they're real close.

Online Evangelization Yes, Confessions No
Well, the Catholics may not, but the Universal Life Church will be more than happy to grant Absolution of Sins & Grant of Plenary Indulgence

Ban on 'Gone with the Wind' Parody Overturned
And The South Will Fall Again OR The South Still Have No Sense Of Humor!!

Traffic's Up at Site That Slammed Jeb
Me Thinks He Doth Protest Too Much

Convicted Bigamist Plans to Stay with Wives
You gotta love those Mormons! (Too bad he didn't win!)

Monkey Man Blamed on Mass Hysteria
Not to be confused with the new "Planet Of The Apes" movie

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