mmmmmm pie? yes! pie. thats an excellent idea
- kat
It�s the friends you can call up at four a.m. that matter.
- Marlene Dietrich
Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.
- Cliff Clavin
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
- Unknown
Leo Tolstoy, the great Russian writer, tells of the time he was walking down the street and passed a beggar. Tolstoy reached into his pocket to give the beggar some money, but his pocket was empty. Tolstoy turned to the man and said, "I'm sorry, my brother, but I have nothing to give." The beggar brightened and said, "You have given me more than I asked for -- you have called me brother." To the loved, a word of affection is a morsel, but to the love-starved, a word of affection can be a feast.
If air were more visible, I could see it!
- Tim Milligan
It is better to be silent and thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.
- Abraham Lincoln?
Never underestimate my Jesus. You're telling me that there's no hope, I'm telling you you're wrong. Never underestimate my Jesus, and when the world around you crumbles, He will be strong, He will be strong.
- Relient K
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