Learning with Karen. T A G A L O G time.
(english is roughly translated)

Kumusta Ka?
How are you?


Meron akong aso as ilong ko.
I have a dog in my nose.


Malaki ang titi ko.
I have a big penis.


Maliit an titi mo.
You have a small penis.


Wala kang titi.
You have no penis.


Pakasalan mo ko.
Marry me.


Mukakang bulaklak na tinaehan nag ungoy.
You look like a flower that a monkey crapped on.


Kinain ko ang tae ko.
I ate my poop.


Gusto kong kinakati ang buldit ko.
I like to scratch my butt.


Meron akong bayag.
I have balls.


Biyakin mo ang bayag kong malaki.
Crack my big balls.


Masarap ang laman.
The meat is good.


Ma sustancia.
It is nutritious.


Sipsipin mo and ulo ko.
Suck my head.


Halikan mo ang puet ko.
Kiss my butt.


Mahal kita, putang ina mo.
I love you, mutherfucker.


Umutoot ako.
I farted.


Ingat.
Take Care.


NOTE: I don't even know if I spelled the tagalog words right. But it sounds about right. ENJOY!

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