Gacy's Kidz Corner
Hey you kidz!
That's right, it's me, John Gacy, your favourite serial kill- games reviewer. I managed to persuade the kind fellas at Consolevania to let me kill- let me put together a little kidz coffin- kidz corner for all of us to have a little fun.
I'm writing this page from beautiful Singapore, where I've been sampling some of the youngest- some of the newest games on the market. I really can't wait to get my hands around your- can't wait to get back on TV to tell you all about the fun I've been having with these kidz- these games.
Now, your mommies and daddies might have told you that the FBI- that the BBC have been watching Consolevania, and want to make big stars out of the cast. I don't want any of you to worry that I won't be there to smother- to cover all the new games if we ever get on TV.
Killing kidz- filling kidz in on all the best new games is what I live for.
And I promise you that I will live forever.
Gacy's Games Quiz
Alright, kidz!
We have a copy of Overblood on the Playstation for the first kid to visit me- to email me with the answers to my dreams- my questions.
Q1: In the game Resident Evil, which terrible creature do you imagine me to be?
Q2: If you were shipwrecked on a deserted island and could only take one game with you, don't you think you'd have to get those wet pants off?
Q3. In the terrifying game Silent Hill, there are some small naked baby-like creatures wandering a school classroom. Why can't I find them in this real world?
That's all the questions! In the event of a thigh-shaker- a tiebreaker, please send me a photograph of yourself cosplaying (your mommy will have some high-heeled boots).
Usual e-mail address kidz! See you next month, my sweets!