Martini
Fisheye: I be Fisheye, Fisheye I be, will you try a martini?
Prince Diamond: No, I will not try a martini, Fisheye, or whoever you may be!
Fisheye: Would you try one in a box? Would you try one with a fox?
Prince Diamond: I would not try one in a box! I would not try one with a fox! Now go away, before I throw these rocks!
Fisheye: Would you try one in a glass? Would you try one on the grass?
Prince Diamond: I would not try one in a glass! I would not try one on the grass! Now go away, you pain in the *edited out by DiC*
Fisheye: Would you try one on a shore? Would you try one in a store?
Prince Diamond: I would not try one on a shore! I would not try one in a store! Now go away, you stupid man-bore! *Edited from its original wording by DiC*
Fisheye: Would you try one with a raccoon? *Sly look* Or would you try one with Sailor Moon?
Prince Diamond: *Now looks very interested* I would not try one with a raccoon. I would certainly try one with Sailor Moon! Now, dear Fisheye, you are singing my tune! Hey�enough with rhyming. Can you get me hooked up with Sailor Moon if I drink a martini?
Fisheye: Sure thing! Besides, that leaves Mamoru free for the taking! OHOHOHOHO!
Prince Diamond: Give me that martini! *Takes it and drinks it* Hey, not bad� Fisheye? Fisheye? Where did you go?
Fisheye: *Sneaking away, snickering. He approaches Hawkseye* See, I told you I could get him to drink a martini. Now pay up!
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