Have you ever wondered what would happen if insanity sprouted wings and decided to take over a webpage? (What? You mean you have not? Where is your insane pride?) Well, wonder no more, my fellow winged wonderer, for this page is enough to make you fly off in terror! Well, if you are not as equally insane as am I.
What if...
Sailor Moon were to cut her hair? She would not have those lovely ponytails to fling in the face of enemies when she is fleeing, all the while bawling at the top of her lungs.
Sailor Mercury got her mini computer wet from all her water attacks? You know computers are not supposed to get wet. You would think that someone with an IQ of 300 would figure that out.
Sailor Mars and Sailor Mercury got in a fight? Would Mercury extinguish Mars, or would Mercury melt?
The senshi were trapped in a dark room? Would Venus' power run out from all the times Sailor Moon made her use her Crescent Beam? Would she need a recharge? Maybe Jupiter could help her out there...
Tuxedo Kamen accidentally threw one of Tellu's Heart Snatcher plants instead of a rose? That could not be good for the senshi...
Mistress 9's hair was blonde? How could ANYONE take her seriously when in the back of their minds they were thinking, 'Spaghetti Hair'?
Chibi Usa and Helios got married and had a child? Would the child inherit the horn?
Chibi Usa had a little sister? What would they call her?
Prince Demando (Diamond) and Fish Eye got together? Talk about a drinking party!
Mamoru had been cloned? Just think of all the complications that could have been avoided! Not to mention how many happy girls there would be on the show.
Sailor Moon had allergies to pollen? What would she do when Tuxedo Kamen threw his roses?
Ever wonder...
What Tuxedo Kamen's florist bill is?
How Dr. Tomoe's hands never get cut?
How Chibi Usa got pink hair? Is pink hair recessive to blonde and black hair? That means that both Mamoru AND Usagi had to carry the gene for pink hair.
Why there are never any male youma or other minor minions?
