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Proof that Chemistry is Evil.
(muh ha ha!)

Proof 1
In the middle ages, chemists tried to cure plagues using plants. These early chemists were usually old women. When someone died, the woman was accused of being a witch. Upon conviction, the witch is condemned to burn at the stake. Witches are evil. Witches practiced chemistry. Chemistry therefore is evil.

Proof 2
Chemistry started out at Alchemy. Alchemists were greedy. Greed leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering. (partial quote from Yoda, Star Wars Episode I)
Chemistry, therefore, causes suffering.

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