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Chapter Two--
setting: Prank's car, outside Pixie's house Pixie: I thought you didn't have a car *Prank: I pulled some strings Prixie: so it's your dad's car *Prank: no... it's my dad's MINIVAN! Pixie: oh lord.. *Prank: Anywya, you got the walkie talkies? Pixie: *sigh* yea *Prank: well too bad you dumb whore -Rez: *smacks Jenn* what are you doing?! that's so mean! -Jenn: no, it's funny *smacks back* -Rez: it's not funny it's mean! change it! -Jenn: NO -Rez: GET OUT OF MY HOUSE -Jenn: oh i will, don't think i won't CAUSE I WILL! just not now. TOMOROW MORNING! *Prank: uhhh.. can we get on with the story? -Rez and Jenn: SHUT UP... fine *Prank: well that's too bad, you're not going to need them walkie talkies, i'm taking you to a romantic french resturant -Rez: Romantic?? YOU CAN'T USE THAT WORD -Jenn: why the hell not? -Rez: you gotta set the mood -Jenn :THAT IS THE MOOD *Prank : SHUT UP Pixie: right.. *Prank: I got you dandilions! -Rez: THOSE ARE WEEDS!!!!! i still see the dirt clod!!! *Prank: YOU JUST HAVE A PROBLEM WITH EVERYTHING DON'T YOU?! -Rez: i do not *Prank: ok, from now on, authors NOT allowed t obe in the story!!!! -Jenn: oh, that's what you think *Prank: who's the story about?! ME? or YOU? -Rez and Jenn: you.. but for how long? Pixie: uhh.. i'm getting cold *Prank: Yea, get in the car -Rez: minivan *Prank: no thanks to you -Jenn: oh, don't make us turn that into a moped *Prank: you wouldn't -Rez: we would Pixie: PRANK what in the hell are you doing?! don't cargue with the authors!!! -Jenn: *snaps fingers* Pixie: *keys to convertible appear in hand* *Prank: oh i hate you Pixie: looks like i'm driving -Jenn: damn straight *Prank: i am not a man... -Jenn: ... *cough* QUEER *cough *Prank: i heard that -Rez: you heard nothing *Prank: OH GOD I'M DEAF -Rez: *smile* just kidding *Prank: OH GOD I'M BLIND -Jenn: my finger slipped *Prank: ON EVERY KEY?! OH GOD GOD WHERE'RE MY PANTS?! Pixie: oh, briefs, i just won five bucks *Prank: what? Pixie: nothing -Rez: stop mutilating the characters! -Jenn: i'm not, i'm mutilating the character -Rez: that's what i said -Jenn: no, you said characterS *Prank: BACK TO THE STORY?! -Jenn: so, how much do you like your legs? *Prank: *mumble mumble* my reservation is at seven.. -Rez: well why didn't you just say so? *Prank: i didn't have time what with my being BLIND ND DEAF AND LOSING MY PANTS! Pixie: *revvs engine* get in the car suga *Prank: oh god, i'm the feminie one in the relationship -Rez: *snaps fingers* k, you're there Pixie: awe... i wanted to drive. -Jenn: well if your date didn't talk so much, you'd drive *Prank: why is it always my fault -Rez: it's always the man's fault, it's been your fault since you developed a penis -Jenn: bout a year ago? *Prank: yea.. Pixie: YOU WERE A WOMAN?! *Prank: NOOO, i just wanted to agree with them.. I LIKE MY LEGS OK?! -Jenn and Rez: waiter's here, we'll let you have your dinner, and hey, since we're nice dessert's on us *Prank: no shit.. -Rez: WHAT?! *Prank: what?! i said.. oh beautiful author what doth be thou heart's desire -Jenn: yea, shut up and eat *Prank: will do -Rez: that doesn't sound like shutting up *poof* authors gone *cheering in background*
