PixieNprank



			So this is just a little skit my best friend and I put together when we were out of our minds bored!
Chapter One--

		Pixie and Prank By Jenn & Rez. -Setting: A boy and a girl are waiting for rides after school, under a tree, with squirrels, and bananas. Both are 17 years old.- -Pixie: walks towards tree where Prank is standing... chewing on a banana ~Prank: singing Bananas... in pajamas are coming down the stairs.. -Pixie: trips over a banana peel, falling on her ass.. the rouge banana peels flies into air, hitting an innocent bystander... who happens to be a squirrel. The squirrel enraged by this incident chucks a rather large nut at Prank ~Prank: What the hell was that for?? Squirrel: EEEE!!!! ~Prank: Leave me mother out of this! Squirrel: EEEEEE!!! ~Prank: No, fuck YOU! -Pixie: stares at strange boy arguing with squirrel uhhhhhh... Squirrel: storms off into knothole in anger -Pixie: talking to Prank you handled that quite well ~Prank: If it wasn't for you, me and the squirrel would still be friends -Pixie: How is it my fault? ~Prank: You hit him with the banana peel! -Pixie: No it was YOUR fault! ~Prank: WHAT?? -Pixie: if You hadnt littered there would be no banana peel! ~Prank: .......NO YOUR MAMAS UGLY -Pixie: uh.. ~Prank: hmm, I am running low on pencils.. I will have to make a note to go steal some from Foods R-Us! yes... pencils.. -Pixie: I'm not even gonna ask ~Prank: must remember to bring walky talkies... -Pixie: not encouraging in any way... ~Prank: hey you look sneaky -Pixie: what? ~Prank: yea what do you say bout a midnight raid to Foods R-Us for free pencils? -Pixie: uh... won't your mother worry about where you are at midnight? ~Prank: oh, I'll her that I'll be out helping the orphans find a home -Pixie: at midnight? ~Prank: says in a very matter-of-factly tone I am very devoted -Pixie: won't the orphans be in bed by then? ~Prank: they're orphans! They don't need sleep! -Pixie: they're orphans not insomniacs! ~Prank: Well even so, they're orphans, they don't have beds. -Pixie: that's the orphanages are for ~Prank: well if they have orphanages then why do they need a home??? -Pixie: where did you think orphans came from? ~Prank: well, they don't have parents.... -Pixie: puts head in hand oh my god... ~Prank: dramatic music oh my god, ALIENS! -Pixie: where the hell's that music coming from? ~Prank: thunder clash and lightning in the background IT'S A COMSPIRACY! -Pixie: Wasn't it just sunny? ~Prank: yes.. It was... Damn you government! It's not enough to cover up the alien orphans! But weather too?! -Pixie: oh god... ~Prank: anyway... What are you doing here? -Pixie: Waiting for a ride ~Prank: you look old enough to drive -Pixie: well, I crashed my car ~Prank: how? -Pixie: a banana peel ~Prank: weird look -Pixie: it was a very large banana ~Prank: you don't have very much luck with banana peels do ya? Pixie: guess not... wait, what are YOU doing here? ~Prank: Same thing as you -Pixie: no.. you're the only one arguing with a squirrel ~Prank: waiting for a ride. stupid -Pixie: hey YOU'RE the one who lost an argument to a squirrel ~Prank: ... No YOU?RE ugly -Pixie: oh god.. ~Prank: HAHAHAHA!! GOTCHA THERE! -Pixie: ... right

	Off to chapter two! Back MY page. To the pixie and prank site/ jenn's creativity site.

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