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Memorable
Quotations of Steve DelCalzo
(Updated 20 September 2005) |
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"Your not like my
son. If you were, you would be much more
attractive." |
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"I need some hippy
to run a hemp program. Where's that Jeffries kid?" |
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"If you come to
staff training with an earring, you better hope that
there's a pirate ship and a guy with an eye-patch
waiting for you at Lake Erie, because you won't be
working here!" |
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"That child had
autism. I can't even begin to communicate what
autism is." |
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"I know that the
staff outing got back late last night and that many of
you are very tired. But guess what... HOMEY DON'T
CARE! Get out of bed!" |
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"That kid is
squirrelly. Just plain squirrelly." |
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"Barb O***, TEAR
DOWN THIS WALL!" |
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"I thought I told
you to take off that "Anti-Flag" shirt. Don't you
understand that we are very pro-flag at this camp?!? |
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"You aren't my
right-hand man. You are more like my second
left-foot." |
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"Welcome to the
home of Charlie's Cinnamon Rolls! Welcome to the home of
Carla's dancing stallions! Welcome to the home of the
Big Bananas: Flipper and Skippy!" |
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"We want people [at
this camp] who teach about Jesus not who look like him.
Get a haircut." |
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[The sound of air
being breathed in through clenched teeth.] |