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George's wise advice for the FinalsGOOD LUCK TO EVERYONE ON THEIR FINALS THIS WEEK In case you need help, here are 10 and a half ways to do well on finals: 1. Make sure you eat a good breakfast, so you have energy to burn. However, don't eat too much food, or you will barf. Oh, and make sure you don't eat eggs, because they look like zeroes when in their shells, and you don't want to get the big goose egg on your finals... 2. Sleep at least 8 and a half hours the night before, you can do this in period increments (4 hour nap then study for an hour then another 4 hours power sleep). Trust you will need it, their is a conspiracy that the school laces the AC in classrooms with sleeping gas during finals to make students fall asleep. 3. Last minute cramming helps more than you think. Always always cram until the last minute, CLIFFNOTES helps a lot on science and english topics. 4. Bring any and all good luck charms, you will need them. My own survival pack includes my lucky socks (never been washed), sparkly shoelaces, pencil with two lead, and six leaf clover (laminated!). 5. USE YOUR FRIENDS NETWORK!!! you kno what i mean... hehehe... i can't say anymore on this topic, because the CIA is probably scanning this letter as I type it 6. Concentrate! You can think about your social life later, right now the important thing is to put the correct pencil mark in the correct bubble one hundred times. 7. Pack the SIFK (stuff important for finals kit) containing multiple pencils and erasers, as well as Kleenex, a good book for when you're done putting in the RIGHT answers, a stress ball so you don't kill your neighbor who won't stopping scratching his pencil on the desk even thought it's DRIVING YOU INSANE!!! (*pantpant*), all your good luck charms (see above), cd player (hide in backpack of course) with soothing music, and materials for cramming during the break period before your next final 8. Stress and your grade have a significant negative correlation. However, stress can be good motivation. Therefore, the best path you can take is to be stressed out to the uttermost until the second right before you take the final, then you relax and just put down the RIGHT answers. 9. Remember to breath constantly to increase the flow of oxygen to your brain. STudies have shown that the brain cannot operate without oxygen. Sit upright to increase air circulation, avoid cramping your lungs.However, don’t go overboard with this strategy, because some teachers may get suspicious if you bring an oxygen breathing mask into the classroom (trust me). 10. Never, ever look out the windows of the classroom. First of all, it looks suspicious (yeah?like someone’s gonna be out there mouthing answers?. But most of all, it is very depressing. You see the beautiful sunny sky and the birds flying around carefreely(?) and you will lose faith. So make sure you don’t make that mistake. STAY AWAY FROM THE WINDOWS 10.5? ENJOY YOUR MINIMUM DAY ON FRIDAY! relax, take a bubble bath, read a book, play some music, go to the park, play hide and go seek with your sibling, run around naked, do something to release the stress!
George Xu Kevin's cure for boredom are you bored? if so, do this too:
take a piece of paper,
Kevin Ger 15 Ways To Better Enjoy Your Time at Redwood Alliance
2. Run to the lunch line as fast as possible, that way you do not have to wait in line. 3. Encourage people that are not from your locality to sit with you when you eat. Then, you can meet other saints in the Body of Christ. 4. Eat slowly and enjoy your meal, be sure to get seconds, or thirds etc. 5. Memorize verses to get the Word of God in you. Sisters: memorize a lot so Fremont wins. (ah..whats the difference? Fremont always wins) note: untrue, but memorize to get the Word in you! 6. Get a good night sleep so you don't fall asleep in the meetings. The next 8 are the most important! 7. Pray to the Lord before every meeting, asking Him to let you enjoy the meeting and the message. 8. Forget everything of the world, and make your central focus on Christ. 9. Waking up in the morning is a great time to call on the name of the Lord! 10. Take the cabin times seriously. Encourage one another to pray and fellowship. 11. Take advantage of the singing time to turn to your spirit. Sing loud and strong, with the full release of your Spirit! The more you are in your Spirit, the more enjoyable the meeting will be. 13. Exercise to turn to your spirit, and push out your whole being. 14. Sit in the front row, or close to the front for many reasons: 1. You can actually see the board. 2. You have the tendency to NOT fall asleep during the message. 3. You can't just walk out of the meeting because of "personal reasons."
15. Most importantly: Enjoy the Lord!!! Jeremy Wang How to beat the blues(...or why George never stays depressed for long) 2. watch LION KING - two words: HAKUNA MATATA, (doesn't lion king solve almost everything? i told u guys lion king is the best) 3. make a list of good qualities you possess - if this is not possible, then stop reading and go jump off a bridge... no i'm just kidding. if you can't think of anything good about yourself, then think of bad things about other people. misery loves company, but too much misery usually causes a negation of the effect 4. pretend to breath your sorrows into a balloon, then fill the balloon with helium and send it to the sky. If that doesn't work, take out your pretend AK-47 and blow the thing outta the sky. 5. Play the piano/paint a picture - this helps you vent your feelings, and you might even be able to sell your masterpiece and make money off of it (think Beethoven, van Gogh, etc.) 6. watch a monkey try to peel a banana with its feet - i dunno where you are going to find this video, but i heard it exists somewhere in the realm we call cyberspace 7. puppies - who (other than Eric) can resist a puppy? 8. buy yourself/write yourself something nice - (awww....thank you George... your welcome George ... how did you know i wanted this ... would you believe i can read your mind?) 9. Stand on your head underwater in a bathtub while reciting the pledge of allegiance backwards - if you actually followed this choice, i bow down to your idiocy (is that a word). 10. write a weird list...
anything that can go wrong will go wrong
George Xu Fun Things to Do in an Elevator 2.Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!" 3.Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly. 4.Sell Girl Scout cookies. 5.On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator. 6.Shave. 7.Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?" 8.Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down. 9.Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off. 10.When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves. 11.Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral. 12.One word: Flatulence! 13.On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom. 14.Do Tai Chi exercises. 15.Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!" 16.When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now, motion sickness!" 17.Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose. 18.Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator. 19.Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it. 20.Start a sing-along. 21.Lean against the button panel. 22.Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons. 23.Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space." 24.Bring a chair along. 25.Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings. 26.Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
Jonathan Hsiao
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