Camp People
Written by Anon E. Mouse
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| However if caught at an early stage precautions can be issued and the child may grow to be merely a homosexual� rather than a camp person (medical term 'campus bastardus') so parents don't despair� if you are worried that you're child is becoming a campus bastardus then please remove all Shania twain, George Michael and blazing squad music media from your home and subject your child to at least 4 hours of hardcore pornography every day� this may help to prevent the early symptoms� recognisable by the pink skirt and the inability to pronounce simple vocabulary without a lisp. Also a specially developed wrist brace will prevent the limpness of the forearm in later development. | |||||||||
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| This image of a wrist brace is a common sight among all ages. The common misperception is that these braces (commonly called 'casts') are used to help healing bones due to fracture� however campologists suggest that this is only true 40% of the time. In most instances this is a brace used to prevent the irreparable damage caused by campification and limpus wristus. These braces are also often disguised as ice packs or to provide support after physical injury. | |||||||||
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| The homosexuality of patients suffering from homobummerus is caused by the genetic material on chromosome 21 being partially distorted. This causes psychological conditions in the cerebellum to be corrupted� causing the sufferer to find members of the same sex attractive in a process caused 'faggotitis' where natural perceptions for finding an adequate mate, much in the same way a female will decide upon an adequate male.. These campus bastardus patients will choose similar attributes for their partners. However the femininity of campus bastardus patients can only be described as a genetic mutation where chromosome 21 will divide insubstantially to produce defective genetic material through which personality disorders or campness will occur. Written by Anon E. Mouse Back To First Page |
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