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| Since the sixties the day old question has begged in everybody's mind, 'Why do we get camp people?' Well now with the help of scientific research and complex scientific theories, there is sufficient proof to suggest that camp people are in fact, medically inept�. Yes that's right it's a genetic disorder. You see during the incomplete reproduction of chromosome 21 during the meiotic division of gametes. Commonly only associated with wildebeests, this incomplete division can result in the characteristics associated with homosexuals. The limp wrist for example is produced by a defective gene on chromosome 21 causing for inefficient muscular tension in the forearm resulting in a relaxed muscle posture and a limp wrist. This deficient muscular tension is caused by two factors�. A calcium deficiency which is indeed caused by the chromosome 21 and the awkward surface presented by the resulting inept growth. |
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| This picture shows the result of calcium deficiency caused by mutated structure of the wrist, in turn caused by the defective gene� the gene causes the bone in the forearm to grow to a substantial amount thinner� preventing the supply of calcium via the blood to the area� this image shows the irreparable damage caused to the wrist during growth and a process commonly known as 'campification'. This provides an inadequate surface for the forearm tendons and ligature to attach, causing the ligature to extend above normal expectations ( this is known as 'limpus wristus') and the hand will fall when the forearm is in a horizontal position. Next page |
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