'Oh little olives, with thy green skin,
In a drink, on a plate, hanging from a tree,
How I want to pick you up
And place you in my tea.' 
- Anonymous 

Wow, look at all these green olives.  They sure are green.  I wonder what we can do with green olives?  Chris really likes green olives because of their delicious oils they produce.  What type?  Green olive oil, of course, silly.
	This poor man is forced to shovel green olives all day in a white-walled room.  In the United States, this would seem like a cruel and unusual job.  Greece is just a bit backwards, that is why Chris fled his homeland.  Chris's father had a job similar to this back in Greece.
These olives are mixed in a pepper broth to increase their delicious flavour.  I used a u in flavour because I am trying to sound like an expert on olives, and British people always sound so proper.
	Wow!  A green olive floating in a Martini.  Too bad that Martini's taste like ancient ass.  I know.  I have tasted a Martini once or twice. Don't ask about the ancient ass.

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