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Black
Olives:
'Oh,
how delicate your skin,
Like silk across my tongue.
I squeeze your tender body,
Vibrant juices pouring out . . .
Ecstasy.'
-From "Song of my Olive"
Black
olives are the king of olives, and being black of skin, have
the largest pits. Thus, most people want to suck on
them. To grow a proper batch of black olives, add plenty
of fried chicken and watermelons to the fertilizer.
This
is an ancient secret passed down from Mr. Popo himself, who
forced the information from a platoon of Greek soldiers (I
will not go into detail, it is inappropriate). |
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Black
olives are the most tasty of all olives, because I used to
eat them as a child. Used to stick them on my fingers
and run around trying to scare my sister. It was so
much fun. Then I would eat them and pretend they were
my fingers, and I was eating them! |
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living demagogue and immortal Chris Psaros, though not maintained
by the beloved Greek. If you have any problems with the material
on this site, please take an olive and shove it up your ass, until
full penetration into the rectal cavity is achieved.
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