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Assorted
Olives:
Olives
Looking at me cold,
Like the time you left me
For dead.
-Allen Ginsberg, "Olives"
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Isn't
this olive oil beautiful? Greek men use it not only to cook
food and grease pans, but also to rub all over their skins.
Oil is slippery and makes a lubricant. Please, feel free
to use your imagination.
Chris
does not need oil, since Americans use so much because they
are so fat. |
Olives
trees. Aren't they lovely. They are grown in soft soil in
warm, low-humidity environments. These only exist in the
Mediterranean, because they are too lazy to water their plants. |
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Yes,
a Jesus carved out of olivewood. Cannot you see that he died
for your sins? His glory is made even greater in the wood
of the tree that produces the wonderful little olives that
fill our lives with joy.
According
to Nietzsche, this would be hypocritical, since olives are
so life affirming and Jesus favors the afterlife, thus death.
Remember that. |
Wow,
you would be surprised at the sheer variety of olives available
in this world. Heh, some even look white. They must feel
so weak and pathetic next to the tasty black and green olives. |
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