Chase: I didn't expect you to fall in love.
Dulcie: I didn't expect you to fall into the Gap.
--Adrian Grenier and Ali Larter, Drive Me Crazy

We prefer socially nonretarded.--Alicia, after Chase's "status whore" comment, Drive Me Crazy

I'm not the kind of girl who thinks a guy is the answer to everything. I'm just tired of being alone.--from Waiting to Exhale

Write your first draft with your heart. Proofread with your mind.--William, Finding Forrester

They don't even know what it is to be a fan. Y'know? To truly love some silly little piece of music, or some band, so much that it hurts.--Sapphire, Almost Famous

Michael: Why me?
Mia: Because you saw me when I was invisible.
--Robert Schwartzman and Anne Hathaway, The Princess Diaries

We don't read and write poetry because it's cute. We read and write poetry because we are members of the human race. And the human race is filled with passion. Medicine, law, business, engineering, these are all noble pursuits, and necessary to sustain life. But poetry, beauty, romance, love, these are what we stay alive for.--Mr. Keating, Dead Poets' Society

Yeah, it just be raining black men in New York!--Jay, Men in Black

As if I'm not enough of a freak, let's add a tiara!--Mia, The Princess Diaries

We are the LAPD. We are the most hated cops in the free world. My own mama's 'shamed of me. She tells everyone I'm a drug dealer.--James Carter, Rush Hour

Dishonor! Dishonor on you, dishonor on your whole family!--Mushu, Mulan

No matter what anybody tells you, words and ideas can change the world.--Mr. Keating, Dead Poets' Society

You know the difference between you and me? I make this look good.--Jay to Kay, Men In Black

Grace: Listen Harry. AJ is my choice. My choice and not yours.
Harry: He's the only one your age practically, Grace. It's not a choice. It's a lack of options.
--Liv Tyler and Bruce Willis, Armageddon

Wise men say forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza.--Michaelangelo, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Hearts will never be practical until they are made unbreakable.--The Wizard, The Wizard of Oz

Whoever said orange was the new pink was seriously disturbed.--Elle Woods, Legally Blonde

Lilo: Do you know what tuna IS?
Hula Teacher: Fish?
Lilo: [hysterical] IT'S FISH! If I gave Pudge tuna, I'd be an abomination! I'm late because I had to go to the store and get peanut butter 'cause all we have is... is... STINKIN' TUNA!
--from Lilo and Stitch

...there are heroes, and there are legends. Heroes get remembered, but legends never die.--Babe Ruth, The Sandlot

I'm off like a dirty shirt.--Duckie, Pretty in Pink

There's no right. There's no wrong. There's only popular opinion.--Brad Pitt in 12 Monkeys

You try too hard. Winners forget they're in a race. They just love to run.--Simon Wilder, With Honors

Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.--Michael Corleone, The Godfather

Oh yes, the past can hurt. But the way I see it, you either run from it, or learn from it.--Rafiki, The Lion King

Steven: I'll try anything once.
Dalton: Yeah, except sex.
--from The Dead Poet's Society

The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom; I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you that a good phony fever is a dead lock, but, uh... you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. That's worse than school. You fake a stomach cramp, and when you're bent over, moaning and wailing, you lick your palms. It's a little childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.--Ferris, Ferris Buellers Day Off

Denise: Yeah, that's okay. I told Diane that you were a dendrophiliac.
Kenny: What's that?
Denise: [laughing] Someone who has sex with trees.
--Lauren Ambrose and Seth Green, Can't Hardly Wait

You seem somewhat familiar. Have I threatened you before?--Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean

Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid.--Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean

Sallah, I said NO camels! That's FIVE camels; can't you count?--Indiana, Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

I HATE snakes, Jacques! I HATE 'em!--Indiana, Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark

I killed a mirror. And my shower door.--Mort Rainey, Secret Window

Donnie: My parents didn't get me what I wanted for Christmas.
Dr. Thurman: What did you want?
Donnie: Hungry Hungry Hippos.
Dr. Thurman: And how did you feel, being denied these Hungry, Hungry Hippos?
Donnie: Regret.
--from Donnie Darko

There is a great big world out there and it won't matter if you were the most popular girl, the quarterback of the football team, or the biggest nerd in school. Find out who you are and try not to be afraid of it.--Josie, Never Been Kissed

Good morning, Mr. Bassett, this is your wake-up call. Please move your fat ass.--Val, Tremors

Ivy: Why can you not speak what is in your head?
Lucius: Why can you not stop speaking what is in yours? Why must you lead when I want to lead? Everyone is forever plaguing me to speak further. If I want to speak, I will open my mouth. If I want to dance, I will ask you to dance. What good is there is saying that you are my only thought from the time I wake? What good is it to say that I sometimes cannot think nor do my work properly? What good is it to say that the only time I feel fear as others do, is when I think of you in harm? That is why I am on this porch, Ivy Walker. I fear for your safety before all others. And yes, I will dance with you on our wedding night.
--Bryce Dallas Howard and Joaquin Phoenix, The Village

School is still the same. There's still that one guy that you get up and go to school for in the morning. The one with the mysterious confidence that every girl falls for. Those years of school wouldn't have been the same without him. I wouldn't have been the same without him.--Josie, Never Been Kissed

Well, when got nothin', you got nothin' to lose.--Jack, Titanic

Ham: Watch it, jerk!
Phillips: Shut up, idiot!
Ham: Moron!
Phillips: Scab eater!
Ham: Butt sniffer!
Phillips: Pus licker!
Ham: Fart smeller!
Bertram: [sniffs] Ahh.
Phillips: You eat dog crap for breakfast, geek!
Ham: You mix your Wheaties with your mama's toe jam!
Sandlot Kids: Yeah!
Phillips: You bob for apples in the toilet! And you like it!
Ham: You play ball like a giiirrrrrrrrl!
[entire group stands in shocked silence]
Phillips: What did you say?
Ham: You heard me.
Phillips: Tomorrow. Noon, at our field. Be there, buffalo-butt breath.
Ham: Count on it, pee-drinking crap-face!
--from The Sandlot

I want her to live, I want her to breathe, I want her to Jazzercise.--Wyatt, Weird Science