Let's kick it off with a doozy, okay? The thing with this one is that my eyes automatically drift to that little crevice where the top of the boxers peek out of the top of the jeans and it's like... mmmmm.

The Elton John sunglasses that automatically transform the island misanthrope into a strangely alluring hot hunk o' manflesh. I could wax poetic about those stupid sunglasses for days.

I have deemed that black button front the Shirt of Sex. It shall from now on be referred to as such.

And yet another fine feature of Mr. Holloway: the dimples. I mean, he's playing the token asshole, yet he has this fiendishly hot smile with the dimples. MMMMM.

Want. To. Be. Under. The end.

Ever since I was seven years old, I've had a thing for guys with longish hair. I can't explain why. And one of the great things about Lost is that quite often, Josh's hair is artfully blowing in the wind. Aloooooooha.

Proof that hottness can even prevail over fugly plaid shirts.

Creepy!Sawyer. Hide the children, everyone! He will eat their BRAAAAAAAAAAAINS.

More of the Black Shirt of Sex. And the Dimples. And the Hair.

Let's all laugh at the fugly glasses. Okay. Done laughing. Poor guy; he's probably thinking, "Oh no, I have lost The Sexy." It's almost not there. Almost.

Truth: Josh has chemistry with like, the entire cast of Lost. And he's also super-giddy about being on the show. Hence making this photo in which he's practically cuddling Matthew Fox very fun. Wonder what he's giggling about and why M. Fox looks kinda uncomfortable.

Who's betting that Josh dared Matthew to kiss Dom? And why exactly is Matthew looking right at Josh? Is this a look of "You're next"? [is officially a geek]