Hot guy + dog = OMG I'M IN LUUUUUV!!!!11111

Dear Hal: the creepy eyebrow thing is a bit on the scary side, but it is STILL tr�s sexy.

Rockstar!Hal! He really is in a band--the Hal Sparks Band. Creative name.

If you have watched the I Love the... series, you may or may not have noticed that Hal wears a black motorcycle jacket in many of his interviews. He wore the jacket in the original I Love the 80s and it made a comeback in I Love the 80s Strikes Back, and was briefly seen in I Love the 90s. Hal loves that jacket, and I love it on him. It's mutual love, people.

LOOKIT HAL WITH THE MONKEY. Is that not the most adorable thing ever? Or am I just easily swayed?

Fashionable Hal is awesome. I really need to find a picture of him in a kilt... there's a picture of him in a kilt somewhere, I really want it...

I don't know whether to cry or laugh at this one. It's like a horrible senior picture.

The pen is mightier than the sword. The sword, however, will chop you into bite-sized pieces.

Okay, what's wrong with this picture? 1.) Hal is rooting through a purse. What's he looking for? Eyeliner? Panties? His cell phone? and 2.) Why is the microphone positioned near his crotch?

Um, wow. That's a long tongue. No wonder Hal's a KISS fan (you know, Gene Simmons, sticking out the tongue, the rumors that Gene had surgery to lengthen his tongue...).

No comment.

Hal is a prettier woman than me. That's frightening.

In which Hal screams, "YES! YES, I AM THE GUY FROM VH1! STFU!"

[insert crotch joke here]

Black leather jacket!

Caption: "I am more hard rock than you."

Mmmmmmmmshirtlesshal.

HERE WE GO. This is the "Hal in kilt" photo. It's a beautiful thing. But why does he look like he's farting?