Which, by the way, is the real San Francisco treat.

Step away from the duck!

I'm talking about you, you big big freak!

Yes, yes I was just trying to find a way to demonstrate
how I could get my exceptionally large feet into my even bigger mouth

Get out of my chair, Dillhole!

I think you've gone over to the bad place

Don't cry out loud

Bend Over!?

You're not the boss of me

I'm hopeless and awkward and desparate for love!

How do you not fall down more?

When I walk outside naked, people throw garbage at me

Stop talking, stop talking now

Why, why, whhhyyy would they do this???