male
age unknown
enjoys long walks in dark shady suburban areas, tuna casserole, and disco.
cursed with unfortunate acne problem.
seeking acne-fied or preferably blind girl with an allergy to peanuts and alectorophobia.
lives in Los Angeles, CA
candidate # 2 - Alicia Snintuckerfinjia
female
27
enjoys the rolling stones, olive and anchovie pizza, men with short, easy to pronounce last namesand french opera.
shoe size 14 women's
seeking tall, small footed, short and simple surnamed (preferably spanish) male ready for marrige.
lives in feldwhip, NM
candidate #3- Marco Polo Stravinski
male
17
enjoys lasagna, shakespeare, toothepaste, and the letter E.
has a foot fetish, recently encarcerated (now on probation), and currently atending group therapy.
seeking brunette (preferably curly hair) with ravishing feet that lives within a 10 mile radius of an italian restaurant.
lives in blueoak, WA
for contact information and more options, call
1-800-IM-DSPRT