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Profiles of OGarden2000 Members

* = Original Members

*Code Name:  Odd Job (James Bond)

Hobby: Golf

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Hardest Mission: Riding to school hanging on the roof of his friend's car. The speed bumps were a bit of a problem.

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*Code Name:  Daria

Hobbies: Cooking, tarot reading, singing, activism

Theme Song: "Affirmation" by Savage Garden

Hardest Mission: Tap danced in a red spandex outfit and blonde wig.  Too bad she does not know how to dance and has an intense fear of tight clothing...

Portrayed By: Janeane Garofelo

*Code Name:  Lisa Simpson

Hobbies: Running Club, reading

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Hardest Mission: Decided to roller blade two miles down a gravelly, hilly street at 3 A.M. carrying multiple packs stuffed with stolen firewood and one can of scented spray deodorant.  Attempted to start a bonfire at the beach using the deodorant as a starter. Mission unsuccessful: slept in the cold.

Portrayed By: Winona Ryder 

*Code Name:  Jeffe, or King of the Jeffettes

Hobbies: Eating, sleeping, spelunking, interpretive dance, and pommel horse.

Theme Song:  "What You Wish For"  by Guster
Hardest Mission: Faking sex with a crazy girl in front of many theatre people.

Portrayed By: Myself

Code Name:  CLB

Hobbies: Listening to music

Theme Song: "Axilla" by Phish

Hardest Mission: Sleeping in the sky-fort in the freezing cold to win the hand of his future wife...mission not yet complete...ask again in about 5 years.

Portrayed By: Michael J. Fox

*Code Name:  Rapunzel

Hobbies: Sleeping, reading, writing prose or poetry, and hanging out with friends

Theme Song:  "Daydream Believer" by The Monkees

Hardest Mission: Missing a boat in Italy, which resulted in her being stuck in Venice where she and her friend got lost trying to find their way back to the dock with no knowledge of Italian. Finally, after an attempted robbery by Gypsies, a million wrong turns, and a sprained ankle they were able to find the docks where they had to wait for 2 1/2 hours for the next boat.

Portrayed By:  Drew Barrymore

Code Name: Jew Boy!!
Hobbies: Making matzoh ball soup, spinning the dreidel, and kvetching
Theme Song: The Chanukkah Song
Hardest Mission: Touched K-I-M's bed! It was frightening!!!
Portrayed By: Jon Stewart

*Code Name: DAZ 1
Hobbies: Baseball and listening to music
Theme Song: "The End of the Innocence" by Don Henley
Hardest Mission: While in Paris, he was not able to speak French due to sickness from jet lag.  Mission successful in the end though.
Portrayed By: Val Kilmer

*Code Name: Kit Kat
Hobbies: Dreaming, listening to music, watching TV shows about politics, & taking up new causes
Theme Song: "Silent all These Years" by Tori Amos
Hardest Mission: To not give herself an ulcer while trying to become everything she really wants to be: senator, political talk show host, member of the Peace Corps, and something really prominent within the United Nations (obviously mission not accomplished).
Portrayed by: To Be Announced