The Official verpetas's parodies Webpage

Real Ultimate Power
Hi, this site is all about Parodies, REAL PARODIES. This site is awesome. My name is verpetas and I can't stop thinking about Real Ultimate Power. This website is cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet. I like to write parodies. REAL ULTIMATE PARODIES!
I don't give a crap about wailing on guitars or fighting with hippos, nor do I care to write a clever homepage. I'll just let my work speak for itself. All the crap on this website is mine, except the inspiration, which was done by some guy who's named after fast food.
So, here's the ones I've done so far. Man, this HTML crap blows monkey boners. I'm gonna go have a beer. Later.