The Official I am Jack's STD Webpage

Real Ultimate Power

Hi, this site is all about I am Jack's STD, THE REAL I AM JACK'S STD.  This site is awesome.    My name is verpetas and I can't stop thinking about I am Jack's STD.  This guy is cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet. He likes get totally wasted and watch old movies. REAL ULTIMATE MOVIES!

Facts:

1.    I am Jack's STD is a veneral infection.

2.    I am Jack's STD is spread by genital contact ALL the time.

3.    The purpose of I am Jack's STD is to flip out and make your genitals swell up to the size of balloons while listening to Pink Floyd.

Weapons and gear:

Homemade soap                   open sores   

Telephone

Testimonial:

I am Jack's STD can answer immigration questions to anyone he wants!  I am Jack's STD cuts off phone calls ALL the time and doesn't even think twice about it.  This guy is so crazy and awesome that he flips out ALL the time.  I heard that I am Jack's STD was eating at a diner.  And when some dude dropped a spoon, I am Jack's STD told him the first two rules of fight club.  My friend Sid said that he saw I am Jack's STD totally infect some kid with chlamydia just because the kid opened a window.

And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you don't believe that I am Jack's STD has REAL Ultimate Power you better stockpile some penicillin!!!  It's an easy choice, if you ask me.  

I am Jack's STD is sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants.  I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it with a burning sensation when I pee.  This guy is totally awesome and that's a fact.  I am Jack's STD is fat, smooth, cool, funny, powerful, and sweet.  I can't wait to call for help at DNS next year.  I love I am Jack's STD with all of my body (especially the green dripping goo from my pee pee region).    

Q and A:.

Q: Why is everyone so obsessed about I am Jack's STD?

A: I am Jack's STD is the ultimate paradox. On the one hand he's a dedicated public servant, but on the other hand, I am Jack's STD is a viral or parasitic infestation of the happy areas.

Q: I heard that I am Jack's STD is always flipping out and infecting sailors and hookers.  What's his problem?

A: Whoever told you that is a total liar.  Just like other infections, I am Jack's STD can infect sailors and hookers OR Adult Swim Message Board moderators. 

Q: What does I am Jack's STD do when he's not being blocked by barrier method birth control or wearing inflatable hats?

A: Most of his free time is spent watching movies and eating stale pizza, but sometimes he hides babies in refrigerators.  (Ask Sid if you don't believe me.)

This is a picture of my best friend Sid showing off.

He's a lot older than me and he went insane, which is bragable