The O'Fallon Y martial arts program is independent from any commercial martial arts venture. The O'Fallon Y provides a consistent martial arts curriculum supporting a wide range of students from pre-school to adult, free from intimidation or coercion.
INSTRUCTORS
To continue our proud cult-of-no-personality heritage, we introduce The Staff:
No, not that kind of staff...
The Nonconformst Ninja family actually consists of three female ninjas and their male brethren. Two of the nonconfomist ninjas instruct at the Y. By day, they work and toil incognito at school and at work, but by night, they don black pajamas and work at the Y. The elder nonconformist ninja has the additional responsibility of managing the program, staff of samurai & ninjas, and students. This stress has led to a preference for running guns and seasonal sports.
The eldest daughter will finish off this school year teaching at the Y and then move away, preferably to college if she ever finishes her college application. Till then, you'll see her late at night, with her Malcheks. The following are rare ninja photographs:
 Head Nonconformist Ninja |
 Eldest Daughter Nonconformist Ninja |
Sardonic Samurai Brethren
The sardonic samurai Bretheren consist of three brothers. Two of which you know well and one comes in seasonally. The Brethren have trained together since they were knee high to a weedhopper earning multiple blackbelts along the journey to finding the best cheese burgers. Their parents helped develop the brothers into the finest young Samurai family in Zero Town where samurai families abound. Here they are:
Sardonic Samurai Brethren
Seasonal Help
Another fine samurai from a samurai family in Zero Town is Samurai Travesty. Samurai Travesty will be around the Y when ever he's in town. This one is professionally training for the Komissar ranks.
Seasonal Samurai Travesty
When not updating her MySpace, running guns, or coaching seasonal sports, the web samurai actually updates the web site now and then.
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