| Hello, welcome to my story!! |
| This page is going to be a story. It will use really short chapters, and probably make no sense. So, now it begins. P.S. I think I will post a new chapter every Sunday, maybe Monday. Now that i think about it, i might update it everyday! |
| The Adventurers ------------------------------------------------------- Chapter 2 "What the Hell is That!?" |
| Note: This is a not a true story. |
| Hey!!! This is the second chapter, and it's called, "What the Hell is That!?" but you already knew that. Where did we leave off. Oh yeah. We left off...wait, where did we leave off, right! We left off at...damn it. That's right! We left off after three guys had met. Guess what. There's a rumour going around that Steven is gay. (Steven) "God damn it I'm not gay mother fucker." *coughyeahrightcough* (Steven) "Just tell the damn story!" Fine. They decided they would go into town, go to a nude show--(Steven) "They were dancing woman."--Shut up Steven. They went to a nude show. Suddenly, a girl ripped off her skin and she turned into a giant robotic robot. All the men were screaming like girls--(Steven) "Not me."--Shut up Steven. This is my story. If you keep interupting me I'll make you gay damn it. Ram shouted out, "What the hell is that!?" The Person with no name replied, "I think it's a robotic robot!" Gaylord Steven answered, "I'm not gay! It is a robotic robot." Steven, honestly, (fingers crossed) we don't care if your gay. Steven, "You don't?" (fingers crossed) No. Steven, "If you wanna know the truth, I am gay. Haha! Sucker! My fingers were crossed! You are gay! But I don't want a gay person in this story, so I will use my story writing powers to make you ungay. Steven, "Thanks." Back to the story with no gay people in it. Ram jumped on the robotic robot's head. "You piece of crap! You lied to me! I thought you were a sexy woman! But you're a robotic robot!" Ram bit off the head. But the robotic robot grew its head back. The Person with no name jumped right through the robotic robot's body. It grew back. "How the hell do we beat this thing?!" shouted Steven. All of a sudden the robotic robot fell over. It's eyes fell out. It's left arm fell off. And a wheel broke off. Steven took the eyes for a souvineer. Ram took the arm. And the Person with no name took the wheel. |
| Doesn't it seem strange that the three just happened to take parts from the robotic robot. And they think they are so victorious. And there was only one robotic robot. And why hell did I just give away the third chapter. Find out what happens next in the third chapter (although you already know what happens). The third chapter is called, "Back to Life" Which also gives away what happens. (Why do I do that?!?) |
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