| Hello, welcome to my story!! |
| This page is going to be a story. It will use really short chapters, and probably make no sense. So, now it begins. P.S. I think I will post a new chapter every Sunday, maybe Monday. |
| The Adventurers --------------------------------------------------------- Chapter 1 "Meating" |
| Note: This is a not a true story. |
| Hello. This story is about three weirdo's who met and went on an adventure. If you come across a character that has not been mentioned on this site yet, that character will probably be added. Who am I? You ask. I am the narrator for this story who gets no credit for anything. Our story will begin now. Our story begins in a place way deep in the middle of downtown in a little apartment where Steven lives. He is single. He has three cags (a cag is a creature that lives in this story, it has the head of a dog and the body of cat. Note: You will also found creatures in this story that are in our life) and loves them all. The purple one is named...wait, I just realized it would be the most pointless thing I could do for story, telling the names of the cags would be idiotic. Anyway. Steven had the tv real loud so that he could hear it through all the cars. I will leave you there so that we can move on to Ram. Ram's (Note: He is not crazy in this story) house is on a block that is real empty. Only two houses are on it. One is owned by him, the other has no one living in it. Ram has almost committed suicide because he was so lonely. I will leave you with that so we can move on to the person with no name. The person with no name lives in a tree. He was allergic to the leaves, but it was a marijuna tree that was really big, so he just liked getting high, breaking out in huge rashes, wait for the rashes to go away, and continuously do this process. But he was getting tired of getting high. Now you have learned about all the characters. So I will start the story off again at Steven's. Steven was sick and tired of living in his loud apartment. He got his newspaper from under his couch. It was a little to wet to read though. He was on the top story (there are three storys) and walked over to Old Woman Gena's house. He knocked on the door. Old Woman Gena ran out of the house screaming and she jumped over the fencing. She hit the ground with a !!BOOOOOM!! Blood was spread across the ground. Steven replied with a simple, "Ow." And walked to the next apartment to see if he could borrow their newspaper. The man who answered the door had no shirt on. He was fat and hairy. He held up the newspaper and said, "Did you buy this?" "No." "Then you can't have it." "Piece of shit!" The big guy punched Steven all the way to Person with no name's giant marijuna tree. Steven stood up. "Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!" "Are you OK?" asked Person with no name. "I'm fine." "Wanna take a walk?" (that was the Person with no name) "I'm not gay." "I meant so that I could find a house.' "I was looking for one to." (Steven) "Wanna be roommates?" "Sure!" "I know where a real good house is. They walked to the house next to Ram. They walked right in and suddenly all there possessions were there (including Steven's five---I mean three cags). A week later Steven and the Person with no name went to meet Ram. The three became good friends within a week. |
| Now, with Steven, Ram, and the Person with no name friends, what will happen next? Will there be trouble in town? If there is, will the three be able to save the town? And if they do save the town, how badly will they be hurt? And why did I just give the entire next chapter away? Find out next time in Chapter 2, "What the hell is that?" |
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