| Knock-Knock Jokes! |
| Knock! Knock! Who's there? Police Police who? Police open the door. I'm tired of knocking Knock! Knock! Who's there? Carrie Carrie who? Carrie on doing what you're doing. I'm at the wrong door Knock! Knock! Who's there? Anita Anita who? Anita drink of water Knock! Knock! Who's there? Dwain Dwain who? Dwain the bathtub, I'm dwrowning Knock! Knock! Who's there? Norma Lee Norma Lee who? Normalee I don't go around knocking on doors, but do you want to buy a set on encyclopedias? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Yule Yule who? Yule never know Knock! Knock! Who's there? Cargo Cargo who? Cargo honk! honk! Knock! Knock! Who's there? Sarah Sarah who? Sarah doctor in the house? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Wendy Wendy who? Wendy wind blows the cradle will rock Knock! Knock! Who's there? Eileen Eileen who? Eileen down to tie my shoe Knock! Knock! Who's there? Max Max who? Max no difference |