| Funny Jokes! |
| Q. How do stop a rhino from charging? A. Take away it's credit cards! Q. What do you call a sleeping bull? A. A bulldoser Q. What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A. We have to stick together Q. Why is it hard for a ghost to tell a lie? A. Because you can see right through him Q. What goes TICK-TICK, WOOF-WOOF? A. A watchdog Q. How did the sand get wet? A. The sea weed! |