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PLAYER PROFILES
2006 |
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Matt Jenkins / 04/10/76 Goalkeeper /
Team:
1) Favorite pub at home? The Swan 2) Favorite pub in NZ? 3) Celeb you’d most like to pull? Sandra Bullock 4) Physical attributes you go for first? Arse 5) Favorite place you’ve had a bit of slap’n’tickle? Numerous
backpacker dorms 6) Favorite film? Shawshank Redemption 7) Favourite song? Made Of Stone by The Stone Roses 8) Likes? Beer, curry, Pompey & cricket 9) Dislikes? Cheats & scummers 10) Biggest influence on
career? My old man |
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Dave
Walsh / 01/01/76 Defence / Team: Spurs
1) Favorite pub at home? Downes 2) Favorite pub in NZ? Masonic in Devonport 3) Celeb you’d most like to pull? Charlize Theron 4) Physical attributes you go for first? Face 5) Favorite place you’ve had a bit of slap’n’tickle? 6) Favorite film? The Castle 7) Favourite song? Anything by Frankie of the Sinatra Clan 8) Likes? Nearly everything 9) Dislikes? Anything & everything to do with Kilkenny (the place) 10) Biggest influence on
career? Elvis |
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Paul
Tancell / 10/06/81 Defence / Team: Man Utd
1) Favorite pub at home? The Beach 2) Favorite pub in NZ? Bar De Baz 3) Celeb you’d most like to pull? Emily
Booth 4) Physical attributes you go for first? Eyes 5) Favorite place you’ve had a bit of slap’n’tickle? 6) Favorite film? Apocalypse Now 7) Favourite song? Love Will Tear Us Apart by
Joy Division 8) Likes? United, romance & passion
9) Dislikes? Bugs, bollocks & bullshit 10) Biggest influence on
career? Anna Lea |
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Thomas
O’Sullivan / 23/08/81 Defence / Team: Man Utd
1) Favorite pub at home? The Mutton Lane Inn, Cork City 2) Favorite pub in NZ? Rather fond of O’Carrolls 3) Celeb you’d most like to pull? Maggie Gyllenhaal 4) Physical attributes you go for first? Mouth / lips 5) Favorite place you’ve had a bit of slap’n’tickle? Anywhere no-one
can hear me cry 6) Favorite film? High Fidelity 7) Favourite song? Enjoy The Silence by Depeche Mode 8) Likes? Mandarins and music 9) Dislikes? Dirty Ronaldo and watching cricket 10) Biggest influence on
career? Neil Diamond |
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James
Wooderson / 13/02/83 Defence / Team:
1) Favorite pub at home? Fountains,
Llandudno 2) Favorite pub in NZ? Bay
Olympic Club (drinking cheap piss whilst abusing Wannabe – what more could
you ask for!) 3) Celeb you’d most like to pull? Angelina
Jolie (who wouldn’t?) 4) Physical attributes you go for first? Nice arse 5) Favorite place you’ve had a bit of slap’n’tickle? Base backpackers spa 6) Favorite film? Trainspotting or Human
Traffic 7) Favourite song? Rock’n’Roll Star by Oasis 8) Likes? Music, beer 9) Dislikes? Negative people, French frogs
& pineapples 10) Biggest influence on
career? Father |
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Dan
Biddlecombe / 09/02/78 Defence / Team:
1) Favorite pub at home? White Hart, New Mill 2) Favorite pub in NZ? O’Carrolls 3) Celeb you’d most like to pull? Eva Longoria 4) Physical attributes you go for first? Eyes, ass,
tits, legs, boat race – all of ‘em!!! 5) Favorite place you’ve had a bit of slap’n’tickle? Well funniest
is Doncaster Racecource by the finish line 6) Favorite film? Stand By Me / Full Metal Jacket 7) Favourite song? Talk Tonight by Oasis 8) Likes? Footy, drinking, Class A 9) Dislikes? Mushrooms, negative criticism from the sideline, herbals 10) Biggest influence on
career? Joshua Tetley – fucked my career right up!!! |
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Keith
Bundy / 04/11/77 Defence / Team: Man Utd
1) Favorite pub at home? The Oakwood (now deceased, God rest
it’s soul!) 2) Favorite pub in NZ? Bar De Bazeah! 3) Celeb you’d most like to pull? Jessica Alba/Beale/Simpson 4) Physical attributes you go for first? The Aris (Arse
- Bundy thinks that’s how we say it in Ireland…) 5) Favorite place you’ve had a bit of slap’n’tickle? Derby Road,
Salford 6) Favorite film? Snatch 7) Favourite song? Half The World Away by Oasis 8) Likes? Anything to do with summer 9) Dislikes? Emotional drunks (just have a laugh will ya!) 10) Biggest influence on
career? Hugh Hefner |
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Angus
Welton / 30/08/79 Midfield / Team:
1) Favorite pub at home? White Hart, New Mill 2) Favorite pub in NZ? Newmarket RSA – Tunnel Of Death 3) Celeb you’d most like to pull? Kelly Brooke 4) Physical attributes you go for first? Depends how
much I’ve drunk 5) Favorite place you’ve had a bit of slap’n’tickle? Still a virgin 6) Favorite film? Dumb And Dumber 7) Favourite song? Dirty Old Spa by Richie O’Neill 8) Likes? Guiness, weekends & gravy 9) Dislikes? Australians, winter, losing 10) Biggest influence on
career? Richard Sullivan, manager of Upperthong U10 – U14 |
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Neville Poole / 01/10/75 Midfield / Team:
1) Favorite pub at home? The Shrew 2) Favorite pub in NZ? OC’s 3) Celeb you’d most like to pull? Natalie
Portman 4) Physical attributes you go for first? Slurred speech 5) Favorite place you’ve had a bit of slap’n’tickle? 6) Favorite film? The Usual Suspects 7) Favourite song? Anfield Rap… 8) Likes? Stu, missing open goals,
getting fouled & getting sent off 9) Dislikes? Stu’Wannabe’ Dye, Asian
referees & 10) Biggest influence on
career? Stu ‘Plays for a big team’ Dye |
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Olly
Meadows / 01/11/80 Midfield / Team:
1) Favorite pub at home? Greave Dunning 2) Favorite pub in NZ? Got to be OC’s bro 3) Celeb you’d most like to pull? Liv Tyler 4) Physical attributes you go for first? Eyes… 5) Favorite place you’ve had a bit of slap’n’tickle? Dark wet alley 6) Favorite film? The Usual Suspects 7) Favourite song? Stan by Eminem 8) Likes? Money & power 9) Dislikes? Gherkins 10) Biggest influence on
career? My uncle |
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Paul Gibbons / 16/08/74 Midfield / Team: Aston Villa
1) Favorite pub at home? Drakes Drum 2) Favorite pub in NZ? What do you think? 3) Celeb you’d most like to pull? Ozzy Osbourne 4) Physical attributes you go for first? A Fife accent 5) Favorite place you’ve had a bit of slap’n’tickle? Some National
Park, South Island (Nelson Lakes or something) in me Love Bucket 6) Favorite film? Evil Dead 2 7) Favourite song? Welcome To The Monkey House by The Dandy Warhols 8) Likes? Falling over 9) Dislikes? Getting up 10) Biggest
influence on career? Mammy darling |
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Alexander
Bell / 29/04/75 Midfield / Team:
1) Favorite pub at home? Hawley Arms, Camden 2) Favorite pub in NZ? The Kingslander 3) Celeb you’d most like to pull? Keeley Hazell 4) Physical attributes you go for first? Arse 5) Favorite place you’ve had a bit of slap’n’tickle? Guinness
Factory, Dublin 6) Favorite film? Day Of The Jackal 7) Favourite song? Everybody’s Changing by Keane 8) Likes? Girls in uniform, cricket, pineapple on pizza 9) Dislikes? Missing games, bad driving, homophobia 10) Biggest influence on
career? Muhammad Ali |
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Barry
Malone / 19/08/80 Midfield / Team:
1) Favorite pub at home? The Brewery 2) Favorite pub in NZ? OC’s / The Fiddler 3) Celeb you’d most like to pull? Jennifer Love Hewitt 4) Physical attributes you go for first? Legs 5) Favorite place you’ve had a bit of slap’n’tickle? Crazy Golf
course 6) Favorite film? The Holy Grail 7) Favourite song? Scar Tissue by Red Hot Chili Peppers 8) Likes? Drinking & football 9) Dislikes? People who don’t drink & Dan Bradley 10) Biggest
influence on career? Kenny Dalglish |
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Ash
Welsh / 21/01/79 Forward / Team: Tranmere
1) Favorite pub at home? Ibiza Gay Bar 2) Favorite pub in NZ? CAY, K’Rd 3) Celeb you’d most like to pull? Graham Norton 4) Physical attributes you go for first? 16 inches 5) Favorite place you’ve had a bit of slap’n’tickle? Baz Malone 6) Favorite film? Priscilla, Queen Of The Desert 7) Favourite song? YMCA by The Village People 8) Likes? Men, tans, baby oil, sweat, shoes & blue check shirts 9) Dislikes? Homophobes 10) Biggest influence on
career? Lily Savage |
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Dan
Green / 25/06/76 Forward / Team: Man Utd
1) Favorite pub at home? OC’s 2) Favorite pub in NZ? OC’s 3) Celeb you’d most like to pull? LOL…
whoever 4) Physical attributes you go for first? A ladies ass 5) Favorite place you’ve had a bit of slap’n’tickle? Our place 6) Favorite film? Star Wars 7) Favourite song? Believe 8) Likes? A little ass 9) Dislikes? A fat ass 10) Biggest influence on
career? Mavrik |
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Ben Marshall / 08/10/76 Forward / Team:
1) Favorite pub at home? Mount Chandler Ford, Southampton 2) Favorite pub in NZ? OC’s, Showgirls, Mermaids 3) Celeb you’d most like to pull? Ginger Spice 4) Physical attributes you go for first? Kankles &
fistability 5) Favorite place you’ve had a bit of slap’n’tickle? OC’s Bang Bus
(my van) 6) Favorite film? Just Out Of High School 7) Favourite song? Roland Rat & Errol’s Christmas Carol 8) Likes? Girls that shake their ass, brothels, prostitutes,
friendly girls, skunk, coke, weed 9) Dislikes? Cold side of the bench, being unfit & stopping at red
lights (not districts though) 10) Biggest influence on career? Steady Eddie |
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Dan
Bradley / 04/04/84 Defence / Team: Man Utd
1) Favorite pub at home? Lime Bar 2) Favorite pub in NZ? Newmarket
RSA – Tunnel of death, tunnel of death!!! 3) Celeb you’d most like to pull? Eva
Longoria 4) Physical attributes you go for first? Body 5) Favorite place you’ve had a bit of slap’n’tickle? At work 6) Favorite film? Top Gun 7) Favourite song? Thousand Trees by
Stereophonics 8) Likes? Football, Thai boxing,
Guinness and female companionship 9) Dislikes? Cheating referees and liars 10) Biggest influence on
career? Franco Baresi |
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Richie
O’Neill / 20/04/60 Goalkeeper/Coach / Team: Shamrock Rovers
1) Favorite pub at home? Slatterys in Rathmines 2) Favorite pub in NZ? OC’s 3) Celeb you’d most like to pull? Kate Moss 4) Physical attributes you go for first? Pulse 5) Favorite place you’ve had a bit of slap’n’tickle? Copacabana
Beach 6) Favorite film? Midnight Express 7) Favourite song? Dirty Ol’ Town 8) Likes? Drink, girls, feck 9) Dislikes? Feckin’ drunk girls 10) Biggest influence on
career? Unfortunately there’s no one to blame |
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Tim
Eddison / 05/02/75 Defence/Manager / Team:
1) Favorite pub at home? The ones
that serve beer 2) Favorite pub in NZ? The ones
that serve Radler 3) Celeb you’d most like to pull? Tennille
Bergin 4) Physical attributes you go for first? Females with a pulse 5) Favorite place you’ve had a bit of slap’n’tickle? O’Carrolls, Foxes & Danny’s toilets 6) Favorite film? I.D. 7) Favourite song? The Finger Song – R Wi Appy! 8) Likes? Other peoples women, gambling
& women in kebab houses 9) Dislikes? Racists, Man Utd, people who
spill beer & negative people 10) Biggest influence on
career? Sven Gordon Eddison Bonus Question:
Best memory of NZ Lions Tour 2005? The
Dirty Old Spa in |
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Stuart
Dye / 31/10/75 Midfield / Team: Tranmere
1) Favorite pub at home? Blue
Oyster Bar 2) Favorite pub in NZ? Bay
Olympic Sports Club 3) Celeb you’d most like to pull? Natalie
Portman, then let some other loser go after me 4) Physical attributes you go for first? Adam’s Apple 5) Favorite place you’ve had a bit of slap’n’tickle? Like Gus, I too am a virgiin 6) Favorite film? Grease 2 7) Favourite song? Snooker Loopy 8) Likes? Abuse 9) Dislikes? Gray-haired, former-football
loving, overweight, sexually deviant flatmates 10) Biggest influence on
career? Tim Eddison – a fountainhead
of knowledge and positivity |
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Max
Flanigan / 30/06/78 Defence / Team: Bolton
1) Favorite pub at home? The White Horse 2) Favorite pub in NZ? The Kingslander 3) Celeb you’d most like to pull? Natalie Portman 4) Physical attributes you go for first? Smile 5) Favorite place you’ve had a bit of slap’n’tickle? Clifftop 6) Favorite film? Gattaca 7) Favourite song? Let’s Stay Together by Al Green 8) Likes? Spontaneity 9) Dislikes? Awkward moments 10) Biggest influence on
career? Parents |
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