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image002.jpg       17.10.09           6-A-SIDE TOURNAMENT

 

The other week we played in a best of the best tournament, we weren't the best of the best. We came 3rd, we were poor at best! We won the first game 3-0, Nev, Tancey and me scored. Second game was 3-3, I think. Gus (2) and Joey scored, so Gus was on 99 goals! Gus scored a peno in the game but sadly missed the sudden death one. In the 3/4 place play off, Joey and Nev scored, so Nev stuck on 99 goals as well. It finished 2-2, so sudden death pens again, I managed to squeeze one in and they missed. So 3rd it was, Saturday is not a good day to play indoor.

James Nutt

 

Let’s keep the race reach to 100 6-A-Side goals between Nev and Gus strictly to our YMCA fixtures, eh? With both of them getting on the scoresheet in the last two outings, they both now sit on 99 YMCA 6-A-Side goals. Up next it’s Hold The Phone. Last time we played them it was a 4-1 victory and both Gus and Nev scored. It’s anyone’s guess who’ll score first next week.

The Editor 

 

 

image002.jpg       17.10.09           6-A-SIDE RESULT 15.10.09 – O’Carrolls FC 5 - 0 Hamstrung United

 

Scorers: Angus Welton, James Nutt, Martin Thomas, Neville Poole, Paul Tancell

 

 

image002.jpg       17.10.09           6-A-SIDE RESULT 08.10.09 – O’Carrolls FC 6 - 3 Inter FC

 

Scorers: Michael Harrod (3), Angus Welton, Neville Poole, Paul Tancell

 

SEPTEMBER

image002.jpg       26.09.09           6-A-SIDE RESULT 24.09.09 – O’Carrolls FC 5 - 0 Headless Chooks

 

Scorers: James Nutt (2), Michael Harrod (2), Angus Welton

 

Line up last night was Richie, Tancey, Gus, Joey, Paddy and myself. A comfortable victory in the end, Nev cried off, some stomach issue or something... Good workout and in preparation for next weeks best of the best tournament, it was good to have what some have said (Nev excluded) the strongest six available! Goals from Joey with two well taken strikes, Gus controlled and well placed finish and me with two, one very Nev-esque, couldn't miss three yards out. Richie pulled off a couple of stops, Paddy had some dangerous efforts and Tancey controlled the back line. Three points, job done and I believe some more drinks vouchers on the way.

James Nutt

 

At the end of the Winter round of fixtures, Jimbo has further cemented his position as OC’s 6-A-Side goalscoring sensation taking his tally to 157 goals – that’s nearly a quarter of the 644 goals scored at the Y to date. Behind him come Gus and Nev, who, on 97 goals each, are both now just three goals off their 100th 6-A-Side goals. Who’ll reach the target first? Between the three of them, James, Gus and Neville are accountable for just under 55% of the total 6-A-Side goals.

The Editor

 

 

image002.jpg       24.09.09           6-A-SIDE RESULT 17.09.09 – O’Carrolls FC 6 - 0 Hamstrung United

 

Scorers: Neville Poole (3), Angus Welton, Martin Thomas, Paul Tancell

 

Just like buses, you wait for ages for one to come along and then two come at once!

 

No Big Game Bottler Jimmy this week so team was Richie, Tancy, Paddy, Gus, Joey and Nev. After Hamstrung’s big win against Inter a week earlier we wanted to give them a good hammering, which we did. They had bought in a couple of ring-ins. Great game from all bar Joey who was OK, looked a bit tired on the pitch. Goals come from Paddy with a very well taken left footed half volley, Gus with a simple tap in after great work from Tancy, Tancy with a cool finish and Nev scrabbled a hat-trick (goals were all lucky but what do we expect from Nev.) Richie didn’t have a save to make so 6-0 it finished. Oh and yes, Jimmy has taken Gus' Big Game Bottler title.

Martin Thomas

 

A classy performance down the Y all but secured another title for OC's and another load of free piss down Jobba's pub. James was dropped due to poor match reporting and was rightly replaced by Joey. Rumour was that it was a two match ban so hopefully we won't see him this week either. Richie, Tancey, Paddy, Gus and Nev completed the line up. Hamstrung had a few new faces and had beaten Inter last week so we were cautious of what was ahead. However we were superior all over the park and Gus set about beating three or four players just to pass to Tancy on the edge of our own D seemingly quite regularly and gradually the spare man would appear out wide. Joey was linking the play well and our usual passing game was in full force. Paddy started the rout with a screamer into the top corner to add to his collection of quality strikes this season. Nev conjured up three tap-ins from the edge of the area, two with his left foot. Tancy fired one in the bottom corner and Gus slotted one after there defence went walkabout. Richie kept another clean sheet and made a few important saves early on to keep them at bay. One more game left and I’m sure there's a few goals to be had next week if we keep playing like this.

Neville Poole

 

 

image002.jpg       23.09.09           LEAGUE RESULT 13.08.09 – O’Carrolls FC 1 - 4 Chinese Star Sports

 

Scorer: James Nutt

Man of the Match: Lee Harker

Team: Richie O’Neill, Marc Dobbing, Paul Tancell, Craig, Martin Thomas, Lee Harker, Paul Gibbons, Michael Harrod, Alexander Bell, Neville Poole, James Nutt

 

 

image002.jpg       12.09.09           6-A-SIDE RESULT 10.09.09 – O’Carrolls FC 10 - 0 Volcanics

 

Scorers: James Nutt (5), Angus Welton (2), Martin Thomas (2), Paul Tancell

 

Last Thursday normality was restored, the regular six lined up again (Richie, Tancey, Nev, Paddy, Gus and myself), and we put on a good performance. Nev didn't score and I am doing the write up. Volcanics have been tough in the past, but we steamrolled them right from the start, the football was very impressive, Nev didn't score and it was good to put on a performance like that in front of some fans. Goals were from Gus (2), both good goals and well struck finishes, Tancey with a cracking strike, I managed to grab five, one from kick off, Paddy (2), one of them a great team goal, total football with everyone involved in the move and finished very well from a good run. Nev didn't score however. Richie did what was required of him and kept the ball out, clean sheet always good. It was a great all round performance, the only blot on the record books was Nev didn't score or do the write-up. Good stuff lads. 

James Nutt

 

 

image002.jpg       08.09.09           6-A-SIDE RESULT 03.09.09 – O’Carrolls FC 3 - 1 Inter FC

 

Scorers: Angus Welton, Michael Harrod, Neville Poole

 

Match report vs Hold the Phone...

 

Won 4-1 - I scored two, Joey got one and I think the other was an OG.  Richie, Tancy, Paddy, Joey and me all played well.  Nev was rubbish. 

 

Match report vs Inter...

 

Won 3-1 - Me and Joey got one each and I think the other was an OG.  Richie, Tancy, Paddy, Joey and me all played well.  Nev was rubbish. 

 

Cheers.

 

Maybe you'll write the next one Nev?

Angus Welton

 

AUGUST

image002.jpg       08.09.09           6-A-SIDE RESULT 27.08.09 – O’Carrolls FC 4 - 1 Hold The Phone

 

Scorers: Angus Welton (2), Michael Harrod, Neville Poole

 

 

image002.jpg       01.09.09           LEAGUE RESULT 26.08.09 – Bohemian Celtic 1 2 - 1 O’Carrolls FC

 

Scorer: Lee Harker

Team: Richie O’Neill, Marc Dobbing, Paul Tancell (Lee Harker), Dan Biddlecombe, Martin Thomas, Paul Gibbons, Robert Hunter, Michael Harrod, Jaime Shaw, James Nutt, Stu Dye (Jermom Guimaraes)

 

 

image002.jpg       26.08.09           LEAGUE RESULT 23.08.09 – O’Carrolls FC 1 - 2 Internationale FC

 

OC’s last outing ended up in an abandoned game against the Bruce Lee wannabe’s Chinese Star so this week we were hoping to get back to some normality with a full game against Inter and hopefully three points that would keep us in the title hunt. Having lost to Inter earlier in the season we knew this would be a tough game but confidence was high that we could get the job done.

 

With ‘Rocky’ suspended (rather harshly) for eight weeks Richie returned in goal after his stint back in gypsy land [let me just clear up that Gus is referring specifically to Dublin there, not the whole of Ireland, and particularly not Cork], Redsy was at right back, Paddy left, Tancy and Biddler easily filling the holes at centre back. Midfield was Jamie, Gibbo, Joey and Gus with Jimmy Nutt and Jermon up front. That left Lee and Jobba (who looks like he enjoyed his trip home) on the bench.

 

OC’s started the brighter of the two teams and within the first 20 minutes had created two or three good goalscoring opportunities but, in what has been a story of the season really, just couldn’t find the killer instinct to stick them away. The Inter keeper made a couple of good saves and Jermon hit the post with one effort. Numerous corners came and went but to be honest we only created one good chance from them when Tancy blazed over from a few yards out.

 

The defence was looking strong and Inter had to resort to a few long range efforts that Richie easily dealt with. We were on top all over the pitch and after a good passing move involving five or six of us Gibbo whipped in a cross that the defender could only divert by using his hand. Penalty to OC’s! Jimmy Nutt stepped up cool as you like and placed it in the top corner – never in doubt! Half time 1-0.

 

Inter started the 2nd half quite brightly and put us under a bit of pressure for the first 15 minutes without really creating any real chances. Then from another attack there was a slight mix up at the back and the ball dropped to the Inter striker, Gus slid in from behind to try and stop his shot and maybe got a bit of the ball? He did also take the man to be fair. What would the refs decision be? He points for a corner but then calls Gus over – red card! Now if he’d given a penalty and a red, it would still have been harsh but understandable. A corner and a red makes no sense at all.

 

Anyway, OC’s down to 10 men. Lee came on for Joey with Jamie and Gibbo moving into the centre of the field and Jimmy dropping back to left mid leaving Jermon up top on his own. OC’s were battling hard and Jermon always looked dangerous on the break but again the finishing was not up to scratch.

 

Now I don’t want to complain too much about the ref because that sounds a bit gay but (righto I’m gonna be a bit gay) before the game he stated that we could take quick free kicks if we wanted but once we’d asked for 10 yards we would have to wait for the whistle – something along those lines anyway. So low and behold, Inter get a free kick 25 yards out and ask for 10 yards so Richie starts to line up his wall. The Inter player then takes a quick free kick that sneaks into the corner of the net. What the feck! Come on ref, have a think!  1-1. OC’s up against it now with 15 to go and only 10 men.

 

Eventually the pressure told and from a whipped in cross a looping header found the top corner and Inter had taken the lead 2-1. There was plenty of effort from the boys, right up until the final whistle, but Inter held on for the 2-1 victory.

 

I’m not gonna go on about it anymore because what’s done is done but we felt a little hard done by. Cheers to the Inter boys for a hard, fair game and we look forward to the chance to reverse the result next season. Special mention to Jamie who worked his socks off in midfield and MOM Tancy who looked back to his very best with a strong performance in defence.

 

To the OC’s boys it’s been another season of if’s and but’s. So close but yet so far and any other clichés you want to add. Realistically we’ve just not quite been good enough when it really matters. A lot to work on for next season. Let’s see if we can finish the season off with a win against Bohs on Wednesday night – that would make the summer break a bit sweeter.

 

Oh yeah, happy (late) birthday to Tom – hopefully we’ll have you back for next season BUD!

Angus Welton

 

Scorer: James Nutt (P)

Man of the Match: Paul Tancell

Team: Richie O’Neill, Robert Hunter, Paul Tancell, Dan Biddlecombe, Martin Thomas, Paul Gibbons, Angus Welton, Michael Harrod (Lee Harker), Jaimes Shaw, James Nutt, Jermom Guimaraes

Unused Subs: Marc Dobbing

Nelly of the Week: Matt Walker

 

 

image002.jpg       22.08.09           6-A-SIDE RESULT 20.08.09 – O’Carrolls FC 3 - 1 Inter FC

 

Scorers: Angus Welton (2), James Nutt

 

Good win last Thursday night and hope it bodes well for Sunday. Back to the regular six; Richie, back from sunny Ireland, Tancey, Nev, Paddy, Gus and myself. Good game and performance, Inter weren't too happy with the ref and to be fair he was up to his usual tricks. Gus got two good goals, one solo effort and a very quickly taken free-kick that caused uproar. I managed to nick one in off my shin. Richie, pulled off some good stops and managed to stay in his box, Paddy some marauding runs and Tancey cleaning up at the back. Nev was present as well. All good lads.

James Nutt

 

It’s my birthday on Sunday boys – 28! – so a nice pressie would be a repeat of this result in the league fixture. Three wins and we could be Prem champs!

The Editor

 

 

image002.jpg       19.08.09           6-A-SIDE RESULT 13.08.09 – O’Carrolls FC 6 - 2 Unreal Madrid

 

Scorers: Angus Welton (2), James Nutt, Martin Thomas, Michael Harrod, Neville Poole

 

I let in a howler between my legs, worst goal ever but that's why I don't play in net.

James Nutt

 

 

image002.jpg       09.08.09           LEAGUE RESULT 26.07.09 – O’Carrolls FC 1 - 1 Pakuranga United

 

Oh what started out to be a great day to play football. A beautifully fine crisp day overshadowed by the terrible state of Bill McKinley Park. Spirits were high, with the prospect of being three points closer to taking out the championship. Even though our captain engagement lost the toss for the second weekend in a row the boys started well. With the concerns that Pakuranga had stacked their team with ring-ins we still looked the most likely in the early encounters. A great cross from Lee found Matt unmarked at the back post a simple header ended up simply too weak. However we know we were in a game when soon after we were found waiting when Jobba was skinned which left a one on one with the keeper. Barnstormers comes charging out with the goal mouth blocked; a stale mate. Fortunately he had support coming square in front of goal, unfortunately for us Paddy was at the corner of the box picking his nose. Fortunately for us the square ball in front of the open goal was butchered, a theme which was unfortunately to follow us for the rest of the game. The only other scoring opportunity in a mediocre half was a cracking inside out leaping out inside volley with the outside of his right foot that required a good save from Pakuranga's goal keeper. The second half saw a change at the back with the ever reliable ,sure footed and our best winner of our ball in the air taking a rest on the bench. (Risky, but that's what happens when you miss training.) Tansy was always going to be a solid replacement especially with his resent considerable loss of weight in the Nether regions. Early in the second half another necessary sub. Jamie on for Paddy. Necessary because Paddy was going to have more of an impact on the sideline than on the field as it turned out. The next 20 minutes was going to be remembered by our strikers , Jigsaw One (Matt) and Jigsaw Two (Star) who both went to pieces in the box. This period of time is evident in the number of smoking in kit fines issued which were even more than the shit pass fines. There were a lot of shit passes. A bit of pressure on our defence results in Tansy's feet stick in mud and another one on one with the Barnstormer. I thought I had it covered, Tansy didn't so brought the striker down in the box. Finally Paddy is alert. Off side flag goes up. No penalty. Phew! Oh I speak too early. A penalty! Luckily for us at the other end. Calmly taken by James, but success is fleeting. In the last minute if the game (apparently from someone on the sideline who was timing the game was the fifth minute of overtime) a cross comes over, one striker goes up for the ball, along with three defenders. One all. Shit. Unbelievable. Did that just really happen. Not our best performance by far. I guess the pitch was the winner of the day. Honourable Mentions go to Captain Engagement who battled like a heavy wait sticking a striker twice his size into his back pocket. Gibbo and Joey for their continuous work load in extremely difficult conditions. (Team mates take note.) Jimmy, great to have you back. Great delivery. Great to have Beverly Hills Cop Jamie back aswell, Aniit. 

Were still in it Boys. Keep the Faith. Work hard. Play hard.

Barney

 

Scorer: James Nutt (P)

Man of the Match: Dan Biddlecombe

Team: Andrew Barns-Graham, Martin Thomas (Jaime Shaw), Marc Dobbing, Dan Biddlecombe, Robert Hunter (Paul Tancell), James Nutt, Lee Harker (Duncan McGregor), Paul Gibbons, Michael Harrod, Matt Walker, Stu Dye

Nelly of the Week: Jaime Shaw

 

 

image002.jpg       09.08.09           6-A-SIDE RESULT 06.08.09 – O’Carrolls FC 5 - 1 Skillz That Killz

 

Scorers: James Nutt (2), Neville Poole (2), Martin Thomas

 

Last Thursday will be remembered for one thing and one thing only... it wasn't the left foot screamer that Paddy put away from just inside his own half, the goal straight from kick-off, Nev's two flukey goals, Tanceys bone crunching tackles or the stand in keeper. It was Biddy, yes that's right, Biddy running up and down the indoor arena non-stop for 24 minutes. Never on a Sunday have I seen the pace he showed last night, the fearless desire to cover every inch of the hardwood floor. The man is slowly being rebuilt and I also wonder if he has been down the gym regularly in preparation for his big day! He only got the call up at 7:00pm for the 9:55pm kick off but he was more than prepared both physically and mentally. The rest of us did well, the keeper was drafted in and Skillz That Killz allowed us to continue with him for the duration, which we were grateful for, the thought of Nev in goal was too much to bear. A good performance all round given the difficulty in getting a team together for the late kick-off. Goals in the end from: Nev (2), James (2) and Paddy’s screamer.

James Nutt

 

 

image002.jpg       04.08.09           LEAGUE RESULT 02.08.09 – O’Carrolls FC 5 - 2 Zamantix Rovers

 

"Don't worry I haven't wee'd on you love, I just get wet sometimes" is the only thing to crack a smile in the OC's changing room after a huge night on the lash and diddlers for Biddy's stag-do-de-morte. Never has there been a room stinkin' of ale been so quiet. Could we be in for a repeat match of the early cup exit game against our fast becoming bogey team? Not on your Joey. Nelly, Nelly, I mean Nelly!

 

The conditions were perfect for the OC's boys at our third choice pitch Seymour Park - fine weather, snooker table like pitch and 11 rotten hangovers.

 

With Joey and Mat turning up with the old "upsidedown face" on back to front, the Mini Gaffa had to come with a bit of tinker tactics to fill the slots. Jimmy Nutt was pushed up front with Jermom making his first start in the ASFA Premiership. This made way for our strong minded Scottish lad Jamie Shaw to play in his natural position in the left of midfield with some very big boots to fill. Also moving forward was the "Red Dynamite" Redsy joining "funkysmellybottom" Gibbo in centre mid with Tancey starting in centre half, also knowing there's big boots to be filled to claim his throne back.

 

The first quarter of the game was all OC's, as usual coming straight out of the blocks to punish anything that came their way (especially with a massive payback score to settle with Zamantix). Jermom was seeing plenty of the ball, tying the Zamantix defenders in knots and creating chance after chance for Jimmy Nutt only to be denied by the keeper or the woodwork. We were all hoping Jimmy didn’t have a repeat of the O'Carrolls centre forward horror's with the ball just not wanting to go in. The place it kept ending was the lovely pine tree behind the Zed's goal. Zamantix made the occasional break into the OC's half but were repeatedly denied by the back four of the league leaders. Tancey and "Bionic" Biddy were winning everything down the middle. Paddy was well and truly present, feeding Jamie down the left who was causing so many problems for Zamantix and Ski (not Jobba) was also playing above himself keeping Lee busy down the right by actually keeping the ball in play.

 

Deep into the first half and Jamie, frightening the life out of anything in blue that looked at him, belted down the left again. With options everywhere he chose to keep hold of the ball for a wee while longer before feeding Jermom, who put Jimjam through on goal. His shot was kept out by a combination of keeper and crossbar. Will it ever go in? You bet your life it will! Lee picked up the scraps and slotted one home for the still "half-cut kents". One nil OC's!

 

Nil-nil was the oh-so-familiar shout from the O'Carroll's boys inspiring each other to go after more. Bang, bang, bang!!! We had no time for prisoners in this match. "Redback Redsy" the poisonous player he is, was cranking and crunching the Zamantix players for his Sunday Roast. This gave "Stinkbomb" Gibbons more time on the ball to spray it around like one of his famous pumps. One two, one two between the two new centre forwards led to Mr Nutt stepping up for the second goal.

 

Zamantix were going for it with the cup game in their minds. Jamie entered the refs book for another tough British tackle. He needed to keep a lid on it if he wanted to play the remainder of the game! Zamantix were battling in the centre of the park and won a free kick after Gibbo gently leaned on their centre midfielder. Barny organised his five man wall. The Zed's player stepped up and sent a blinding free kick round the wall and into the net! 2-1.

 

After this the OC's tried to calm things down and they again began to apply pressure. Jimmy got round the back of the Z's defence and puts his horror's to rest by whacking his second and the O'Carroll's third into the old onion bag. OC's now were really stepping up a gear or two looking to improve their goal tally beyond reach. Both wingers with amazing pace were giving the "blues" real nightmares. It was the young, "women's knicker's selling", Brazilian to get on the scoresheet with his first goal for the club before halftime.

 

4-1 - half time.

 

The second half was a bit scrappier for the first 20 minutes. With Jimmy Nutt's "OC's center forward horror's" creeping back into his game it seemed like he had a problem with the neighbour's back window's behind the Zamantix goal constantly trying to put them through. Matt, fetching the balls, was lucky to be alive with the neighbour's dog guarding the misguided shots on his proud territory. It was the Zed's to get the next goal to give them some false sense of hope against the title chasing wreckheads.

 

Time came for the fresh troops to be installed. On came Joey taking over from Redsy and Matt came on for Jermom who was beginning to show a developing injury. They both looked like they'd been on the pitch all game, winning every challenge and connecting with their team mates. One last break down the left for Jamie Shaw, who had plenty left in the tank, saw him send a crackin' ball from way out wide which found Joey just on the edge of the box who banged it first time into the bottom left-hand corner of the goal giving the keeper no chance! 

  

5-2 the final score and how we deserved another great win. This is it now going into the final three games. It's a win, win, win only for us to keep in our minds.  Good luck to mini-mini gaffa Stupot choosing next week’s line up.

 

Well done boys!

Paul Gibbons

 

Scorers: James Nutt (2), Jermom Guimaraes, Lee Harker, Michael Harrod

Man of the Match: Jaime Shaw

Team: Andrew Barns-Graham, Martin Thomas, Marc Dobbing, Dan Biddlecombe, Paul Tancell, Jaime Shaw, Robert Hunter (Michael Harrod), Paul Gibbons, Lee Harker, Jermom Guimaraes (Matt Walker), James Nutt

Unused Subs: Alexander Bell

Nelly of the Week: Michael Harrod

 

JULY

image002.jpg       03.08.09           6-A-SIDE RESULT 30.07.09 – O’Carrolls FC 0 - 0 Hold The Phone

 

Last Thursday we drew 0-0, not the best performance but not the worst either. I hold my hands up for the cardinal sin of missing a penalty and it was a terrible, terrible miss! So apologies. Team was Richie, Tancey, Joey, Paddy, me and Matt W. We played OK and put some good moves together, the ref was very whistle happy and he disallowed, what I believed were two good goals, both for being inside the box. Aside from that we held on to the ball too much. On the other side of things I can't remember a shot from them, which makes the disappointment and penalty miss even worse.

James Nutt

 

 

image002.jpg       27.07.09           LEAGUE RESULT 26.07.09 – O’Carrolls FC 1 - 1 Pakuranga United

 

Scorer: James Nutt (P)

Man of the Match: Dan Biddlecombe

Team: Andrew Barns-Graham, Martin Thomas (Jaime Shaw), Marc Dobbing, Dan Biddlecombe, Robert Hunter (Paul Tancell), James Nutt, Lee Harker (Duncan McGregor), Paul Gibbons, Michael Harrod, Matt Walker, Stu Dye

Nelly of the Week: Jaime Shaw

 

 

image002.jpg       26.07.09           6-A-SIDE RESULT 23.07.09 – O’Carrolls FC 7 - 2 Volcanics

 

Scorers: James Nutt (4), Michael Harrod (2), Neville Poole

 

Last Thursday we won 7-2, strong performance and we always had more in the tank if it was needed. Team selection was tricky given some notable absences, Richie "Gloves" O'Neill and Angus "Goals" Welton both unavailable. So the team line-up was Tancy (in net), Jobba, Nev, Paddy, myself and Joey. To be brutally honest I can't remember too much of the game, Nev and myself picked up a yellow each from our good friend Goldilocks. Goals were taken by Nev (dubious), myself (4) and Joey with two strong finishes [goal number five was OC’s 600th 6-A-Side goal, whomever scored it?]. Tancy did a sterling effort in between the sticks and much like Richie could do nothing about the goals as the outfield stitched him up with their marking. Jobba, was immense at the back and put in a performance with effort I had not seen before, in fact I wondered what had gotten into him, then I realised he wasn't playing for us, it was to ensure we weren't going to miss out on the Bluestone voucher and some potential extra $$ for the pub. No wonder he was quick to say yes. Nev, despite fatherhood very nearly upon him put his kit on, rumour has it that his mobile was in his sock, just in case he got the call during the game (that may also explain the direction of some of his passes/shots/crosses). Joey and Paddy both played well and created good chances and cleaned up at the back when needed. A good night’s work by all. 

James Nutt

 

 

image002.jpg       23.07.09           LEAGUE RESULT 19.07.09 – Chinese Star Sports 0 - 3 O’Carrolls FC

 

After last Sunday’s game was postponed and the stormy nature of the preceding days it was a relief to wake up on Sunday and see some blue sky and the sun out. Paddy was back from holiday and Duncan was over his runny nose, both were keen to get on the field and make their mark. There was a noticeable withdrawal today of Jamie, who had caught the sniffles from Duncan. Mini Gaffer was amped for the game taking some of the boys aside and giving then some words of advice to try and get their football brains switched on prior to the kick off.

 

In the year of the Ox, the Mini Gaffer announced the O’Carroll’s team for the day. Barney in goal, Paddy left back, Ski right back and Redsy /Bidcom in the centre. Surprising to everyone was the decision of Mini Gaffer to promote Bidcom from vice, vice, vice to the actual captain for the day. Most thought he wouldn’t make 90 minutes and whispers were that Stu had the inside running, but instead had player cam again. The midfield was made up of Duncan on the left, Lee on the right with a new combination in the middle of Gibbo and Joey. Stu returned to the front with striking partner Matt. Alfie and Tancy were on the bench.

 

OC’s, a.k.a “the Australia Farmers”, started off pretty steadily, if not a little rusty against Chinese Star but we managed to keep them pinned in their own half for long periods of time. Paddy and Duncan combined on the left and put together a couple of interesting moves, threading a ball through to Matt on the edge of the box where he unleashed a cracking shot but it was high, high and very wide.  Five minutes later Joey pounced on a loose ball in the middle of the park, beat one, beat two and produced a nice shot that at least produced a save out of the keeper. Ski and Lee worked well together on the right with some good interchanges of passing and some good crosses by Lee into the box but couldn’t quite pick out our strike force to open our account. The backline was tight and we were passing the ball around well. Ski received a nice ball out from Barney and he surveyed his options; shall I go inside, down the line to Lee, maybe run at them and beat them? As Ski took the greatly anticipated play he noticed the ball had rolled out for a throw. All the backline heard was *#%$& Jobba.

 

Throughout the first half Chinese Star were flying in with high boots and late challenges with several of the lads going down. Gibbo got shot again and was out cold on the sideline with a small bullet hole in the leg. Bidcom and Lee had track marks all over their legs and Matt and a hot ear from that guy talking to him. The referee did take charge and dished out several yellow cards. Towards the end of the first half Tancy took up coaching the left back for the opposition, it didn’t seem to help us as we went in 0-0 at half time.

 

At the start of the second half the referee asked to speak to Bidcom (captain and still on the park after 45) and said there had been some comments made in the first half and if he heard anything further if would be a straight red.

 

OC’s started the second half very well, tight and accurate passing, good crosses were coming in and we were unlucky not to score. Then from a goal kick, Ski collected the ball, laid it off to Lee who glided down the line and produced a beautiful cross which dropped at Stu’s feet and with littlest of effect beat his man and toe-poked it into the bottom left corner. 1-zip. Tancy the true professional was preoccupied with a more pressing matter and missed this glorious finish.

 

The next ten minutes were messy; neither side could get hold of the ball or string together a couple of passes. Suddenly amongst the confusion the opposition made a decisive break through the middle and had our defence back peddling and scrambling to make a tackle on the edge of the box. Bidcom went sliding, missing the ball, Redsy came flying across to cover Bidcom’s cock up but slipped, caught a bad bounce or f***ed it and an opposition player was through on goal. OC’s were down to their last line of defence and Barney “The Cat 1989” readied himself for the shot. The shot was well taken but Barney “The Cat 1989” pushed off his left foot and made a great save to keep them out.

 

Barney “The Cat 1989” then launched the ball up field. Tancy noticed that the ball was heading towards Stu and after Stu’s last effort he decided he’d better keep one eye on the game. Stu brought the ball down on the left wing and twisted and turned beating several players before launching in a speculative cross, which caught a fortunate touch off one of the defenders making the shot loop over the goalies head to make it 2-zip.

 

The game opened up after this point and the OC’s boys started to have a few pot shots from everywhere with Joey and Gibbo getting a couple on target. With about ten minutes to go Paddy cleared the lines which turned into a long through ball to Matt, who managed to beat the offside trap, leather the ball on the half volley, the ball dipped and screamed into the top right corner giving the goalie no chance. 3-zip. A great goal from Matt and some say goal of the season, but not me still five matches to go and plenty more goals to get.

 

The final minutes wound down without any further action to report. Man of the Match went to Joey. Most fines went to Stu.

Redsy

 

What a position we’re in now lads – three points clear at the top of the table with five games to go. Rivals Inter are three points behind with a game in hand, but our superior goal difference of +21 is almost like an extra point. More importantly, Bohs are five points behind with two games in hand, but with one of those games being against us, we are in a great position to claim the Premier division title at only our second attempt. Win our final five games and we win the league; it’s that simple. We’ll have to be at our very best to beat both Bohs and Inter but what bigger motivation could there be. Come on OC’s!  

The Editor

 

Scorers: Stu Dye (2), Matt Walker

Man of the Match: Michael Harrod

Team: Andrew Barns-Graham, Martin Thomas, Marc Dobbing, Dan Biddlecombe, Robert Hunter, Duncan McGregor, Lee Harker, Paul Gibbons, Michael Harrod, Matt Walker, Stu Dye

Unused Subs: Paul Tancell, Alexander Bell

Nelly of the Week: Jaime Shaw

 

 

image002.jpg       13.07.09           LEAGUE RESULT 12.07.09 – O’Carrolls FC v Internationale FC

 

POSTPONED

 

 

image002.jpg       13.07.09           6-A-SIDE RESULT 02.07.09 – O’Carrolls FC 2 - 0 Skillz That Killz

 

Scorers: Default win

 

 

image002.jpg       07.07.09           LEAGUE RESULT 05.07.09 – Airforce 0 – 3 O’Carrolls FC

 

After last weeks miserable cup exit it was back to Premier League business on Sunday and a trip out west to face those magnificent men in their flying machines. Mini Gaffer had had his work cut out all morning sending texts advising all of ground change after ground change after ground change.  Hobsonville Domain was to be the pitch of choice and “NO ID REQUIRED” was the call.  A decimated squad arrived at the ground with some notable absentees; Captain Gus missing for the rest of the season and potentially longer after last being seen entering  Hooters in San Francisco, Jimmy Nutt was also Stateside, not in Hooters, Paddy was taking a well earned “time out” chasing his missus around the South Island, Jamie was stuck in a climbing frame chasing under age girls or something like that, Jermon was doing voiceovers for monkey magic, Dan Bradley was still Missing In Action (possibly at Hooters too) and poor Duncan had a runny nose.

 

Pitch inspection time came and the Mini Gaffer took a stroll with the ref and Airforce rep from one goal area across the motocross track to the centre circle via a small pond - the pitch was deemed to be unfit to play on, so another change of venue was in order.  Whenuapai Air Base, the original choice was back on. Those with suitable picture ID signed in at the gates and drove through, whilst Matt Walker proudly told the gate security man that he had his pass “but the lads in the back haven’t” it was a quick U-turn and off back to the city for four of the boys to pick up driving licenses, passports, notes from mums etc.

 

So with the game destined for a late kick off, the eight remaining players went out and “warmed up”.  It was a good exercise as we discovered several things which may help later in the season.  Alfie (when drunk) can cross a ball well with his right foot but is crap at saving penalties,  Matt walker is dreadful at crossing with his left foot, Bidcom could be a suitable 6th choice keeper, and Tancy is not afraid to shoot from anywhere.

 

So Richie and the boys arrived back and the team was announced. Barney in goal, Bidcom left back, Dr Jobba/Mr Ski at right back, with Tancy and Redsy centre backs.  The midfield consisted of Lee on the right, Joey on the left and Gibbo and Stu holding the midfield with Nev and Chewy up front.  Alfie and Richie were on the bench. Tancy was self appointed captain for the day.

 

OC’s started off brightly, managing to knock the ball around well in difficult conditions and Matt W nearly giving them the lead after five minutes but his shot hit the side netting.   It wasn’t long before OC’s eventually took the lead, great work down the right by Lee and a superb cross found Gibbo who nestled his header into the back of the net, 1-0.  Chewy had a chance to extend the OC’s lead but his one on one came to nothing. This was to be a familiar pattern for the Richard Keys wannabe.  A second goal did arrive shortly after, Bidcom hit a speculative effort from range that must have had unbelievable power and swerve for the keeper not to hold it and fumble it over the line – Gibbo smashed it in to make sure, but honesty is a strong virtue of the Gibbotron and awarded it to Bidcom for his first goal in two years!  Varying stories may emerge of the nature of the goal, but I’m writing the report so this becomes the official version.   With last weeks opposition comeback still fresh in the minds, OC’s worked hard at pushing for a third. Lee spanked one over the bar and Nev shot wide from a one on one.

 

There was good football being played all across the park considering the conditions. Joey, Bidcom, Jobba and Lee were putting some good moves together up their respective flanks and getting some quality crosses whipped in.  Tancy and Reds were solid at the back and sweeping up anything that got through to them, leaving Barney with not too much to do.  Gibbo and Stu were working tirelessly in the middle and Nev and Matt were holding the ball up well in the final third. It was only a matter of time before another goal came.  Some great play by Stu in the middle and a lovely slipped though ball to Lee saw the weed tooting Northerner plant the ball past the keeper, 3-0.

 

A few more chances came and went, Gibbo saw a couple of efforts narrowly miss the target and Nev’s header was just wide from another great Lee cross.  Matt went through on goal only to be crudely brought down by the keeper just outside the box – the keeper was very lucky not to see a card and Matt was lucky not to be more badly injured.  Tancy stepped up to take the free kick – a great effort was well saved by the Airforce keeper – Bidcom hit the follow up across the six yard box but no one was there to apply the finishing touch. The Half time whistle came with OC’s comfortably 3-0 up. Half time heralded a heavy downpour but no changes to the team.

 

Five minutes after the restart saw a familiar sight, Bidcom being subbed off with an ankle, knee and groin combination injury to be replaced with the still slightly drunk Alexander Bell.  The second half was a bit of an arm wrestle with both teams having chances to score but the finishing just letting the sides down.  Tancy was unbelievably denied a free kick on the edge of his own box after hauling down the Airforce striker who was through on goal.  Tancy talked his way out of a card and had the referee thinking that maybe he had made the wrong decision! Airforce were beginning to get back into the game more and more but couldn’t find a goal, Barney made a couple of saves for the shots that were on target, but was generally not kept very busy.  Reds and Tancy continued to mop up at the back and Jobba appeared to be given a free role – at one point marking left back Alfie.  The Scouser soon found his position again as the Ski took control of the brain from Jobba!

 

Somebody on the Airforce base must have had a decent shot during the second half as Gibbo appeared to have been hit by a sniper.  After a quick surveillance of the ground, Gibbo figured that the gunman was a figment of his mushroom induced imagination and he was soon back on his feet and in the thick of it.  The rest of the half was pretty uneventful with the heavy ground tiring the legs of both teams.  So 3-0 it finished and it was back to OC’s for beers and sausage and chip butties.  Matt Walker showed inexperience with his extravagant gravy pouring and piss poor Chip butty building and proved that its not just glorious chances he wastes. Stu was deservedly awarded Man of the Match and Richie retained the Nelly headband for another week due to the lack of candidates and for the no ID required text. Next Week Inter.

Bidcom

 

Scorers: Dan Biddlecombe, Paul Gibbons, Lee Harker

Man of the Match: Stu Dye

Team: Andrew Barns-Graham, Mark Dobbing, Robert Hunter, Paul Tancell, Dan Biddlecombe (Alexander Bell), Lee Harker, Stu Dye, Paul Gibbons, Michael Harrod, Neville Poole, Matt Walker

Unused Subs: Richie O’Neill

Nelly of the Week: Richie O’Neill

 

 

image002.jpg       07.07.09           6-A-SIDE RESULT 02.07.09 – O’Carrolls FC v Skillz That Killz

 

Scorers: ?

 

Don’t know the result, scorers or final table lads. The YMCA had taken the final table down from their website before I got a chance to see it, so if anybody can get hold of it (maybe off the scoreboards up at the Y), that would be great.

The Editor

 

 

JUNE

image002.jpg       01.07.09           LEAGUE CUP QUARTER FINAL 28.06.09 – O’Carrolls FC 3 – 5 Zamantix Rovers

 

Sunday morning and we awoke to torrential rain. The whole team were waiting for the call that the game was off (as is the kiwi way, as soon as a drop of precipitation hits the turf), but it didn’t come. Even as we arrived at the ground did we think that it would be called off at the last minute. So when the referee informed us we were on, everyone was very excited. Not just that it would be like playing back home, in the wind and the rain, with plenty of slide tackles, but also that it would be Gussy’s last game for us this season!

 

Matt “Nelly” Walker wasn’t available as he was STUCK in Queenstown, with the Nelly head band, due to some work commitments, and he was all excited about going snowboarding ‘woop woop’!  Joey was asked to be on the bench even though he was apparently out for the season last week?? Paddy had also expressed that he “needed time out” from his hectic schedule and wouldn’t be available next week (or that he was also being told by a certain female that he was going away for the weekend). This meant that Jamie “no money isn’t it” Shaw was on the bench as well.  Redsy had been dropped to the bench due to his lateness, which meant Tansy was back in. The fourth sub, Alfie “should I get changed” Bell decided not to do the warm up and instead, gave us an impression of step-toe dancing across the sodden pitch. The list of injuries went on as we also found out Barney had injured himself in the week painting, so Richie O’Lob was back in goal.

 

The tone for the whole game was set with the second pass. Jermom had passed it to Stu (1st pass). Stu then tried to pass it to Duncan, the ball though never made it as it stopped 15 yards short in a puddle. Stu was oblivious as he had turned away up-field and was most dismayed when he turned round to see that Duncan had lost the ball….The first 10 minutes were the only time during the whole game decent football was played. O’Carrolls took the game to Zamantix and scored two quick goals. Some strong tackles at the back from the ski sliding through the wet meant that over the next 10 minutes Zamantix didn’t have a sniff. But after the first 10, I think the whole team thought it was going to be one of those easy games. All that changed though, when after 30 minutes a speculative shot from 30 yards meant that Richie O’Lob lived up to his name. 2-1.

 

Stu, having passed the ball through the puddle from the first kick off, didn’t learn his lesson and tried to do it again. Again the ball fell 15 yards short. “The very definition of a shit pass”!!! The equaliser came shortly after. Paddy “needing time out”, decided to try and play football in the puddles instead of clearing his lines and gave the ball away. The cross then came in through a crowd, Jobba at full stretch, sliding, couldn’t reach it. The ball fell to their striker, Mr O’Lob blocked the first shot but unfortunately the ball again fell to the feet of the striker who tapped it home. 2-2. After 30 minutes, Tancy couldn’t believe the pace of The Ski and couldn’t catch his breath. So on came Redsy.

 

Their third goal came from a ball over the top Redsy was first there, and would have dealt with it, but the ball again stopped in the water again falling at the feet of their striker. He went to shoot and Jobba slid in but to no avail as the ball slid through the water, again stopping at just the right moment, for the other striker to slide the ball passed Mr O’Lob. 3-2.

 

Half time: the team talk was all about keeping the ball out of the puddles, not dribbling through the puddles, hitting the corners, getting crosses in and “AIMING FOR THE BIG PUDDLE IN THEIR AREA”.

 

The second half began with a splash! Redsy and The Ski being solid at the back winning headers, Jamie “isn’t it, no money”..... Shouting at and for everybody. The pressure was all from O’Carrolls but the next goal came again from the opposition. A high hanging ball over the top, The Ski under it, looked to have it all under control, but unfortunately Jobba at the last moment lost his footing and the ball bounced just out of reach, only it didn’t really bounce it just landed again at the feet of their striker, who swept it home through the legs of Mr O’Lob. 4-2.

 

Again OC’s pressed but the crosses that were meant to come in, kept ending up in the side netting. Firstly from Lee (who we now find out is sponsored by Adidas) and also from James, who sporting a new Homer Simpson haircut, as his wife wouldn’t let him shave it all off , was too busy thinking about meeting his new red head in the pub later. Duncan couldn’t even get his crosses in despite lots of screaming from Stu. Still more pressure from OC’s but now we had given up on crosses and decided to try and dribble through the water. Firstly Stu tried it, then Gus, then James, Gibbo, Stu, Gus, Jermom, James, Gus, Stu, Jamie, James and finally Stu again. They all tried it beating one maybe two but then being really surprised when the ball actually stopped in the water.

 

Zamantix 5th came from a throw from the left. The Ski was there first, but regrettably, Jobba missed the ball completely, but hearing his keepers shout breathed a sigh of relief. Unfortunately though Mr O’Lob slid to the ball and passed it straight to their striker. This monster of a man then with his back to goal on the bye line scored the slowest back heel ever. Somehow the ball went passed round or OVER Mr O’Lob and crept over the line.

 

With 20 to go Alfie had somehow injured himself in the stands, so Joey came on and now it was his turn to try and dribble through the puddles, again to no avail. Jermom was then put away down the left and was suddenly shot by a sniper in the crowd, Stu again not aware what was going on, started screaming at Jermom for not chasing the ball, but then realised he had actually pulled his hamstring. 15 to go: Foul on the edge of the area and James stepped up, we all thought with his left foot this would sail in at it would be game on. But still thinking about his new red head, he hit the post and the chance was gone.

 

Penalty! Stu falls over in the box and eats dirt, literally! James again steps up and this time slots it home (he knows his new red head is in the bag). And that was about it. “Ah well” said Redsy...... We wish Gussy well and hope he doesn’t get c**t struck like someone else back in England. We also hope Paddy recovers and enjoys his time out!!

The Ski

 

Scorers: Angus Welton, James Nutt (P), Stu Dye

Man of the Match: Robert Hunter

Team: Richie O’Neill, Duncan McGregor, Mark Dobbing, Paul Tancell (Robert Hunter), Martin Thomas, Angus Welton, Paul Gibbons, Lee Harker (Michael Harrod), James Nutt, Stu Dye, Jermom Guimaraes

Nelly of the Week: Richie O’Neill

 

 

image002.jpg       27.06.09           6-A-SIDE RESULT 25.06.09 – O’Carrolls FC 12 – 2 Unreal Madrid

 

Scorers: James Nutt (4), Paul Tancell (3), Stu Dye (3), Angus Welton (2)

 

Big win against 5 men. Tough to fit it all in, key points here though...

 

Minute

01      Good chance, Stu puts wide

02      Three good chances in succession put over by Stu

03      1-0. Jim from wide after Stu miss

04      2-0. Jim again after bad touch from Stu sees first chance go begging

05      Stu one on one, puts first effort over, second wide

06      2-1. after Stu turned in midfield

07      3-1. Tidy finish from Gus after Stu wastes golden opportunity

07      3-2. Straight from Kick off, Stu dives out of way of long drive blinding Richie

08      Chance squandered from three yards by Stu

09      Embarrassing miss by Stu, straight at keeper with goal gaping

10      4-2. Stu misses two good chances. Gus shows how it’s done

11      Stu goes alone with two in space, chance wasted

12      5-2. Another chance for Stu goes begging, deflection takes it in at 3rd time of asking

13      6-2. Jim from tight angle after another miss dead centre by Stu

14      7-2. Paddy finds Stu in acres first shot blocked, second over, Jim finishes third

15      Stu shot nearly clears barrier

16      Stu shot does clear barrier, Basketball net keeps it in

17      8-2. Stu mishits sitter at keeper who spills it back to him, creeps in at second attempt in front of empty net.

18      Difficult chance, Stu forces good save, second attempt is easy, Stu puts over

19      Stu in space, effort sliced into corner

20      9-2. Tancy side foots in as Stu spurns original chance

21      10-2. Tancy drills home after three quick chances missed by Stu

22      11-2. Tancy ignores Stu unmarked and takes safer option tucking into near post

23      Chance sliced wide by Stu, rebound hammered over by Stu, resulting scramble sees Stu pass back to keeper

24      12-2. Keeper takes pity on Stu and allows tame effort to trickle in

24      Stu passes for first time in match, as he gives ball back to ref at full time.

 

No space for the three disallowed goals or most of the other chances Stu passed up. Good win but if OC's lose title on goal difference, we know who was responsible!

Paul Tancell

 

It’s been a while, so here are some stats.

Only once since James Nutt joined OC’s up at the Y has he not finished top scorer. That was back in June 2007 when he was pipped to the post by Tancey with 15 goals (James finished with 14). Nev matched him back in December 2008 when they finished joint top scorers on eight goals each. James also holds the record of scoring the highest number of goals in a round finishing with 25 back in September 2008, 20 goals clear of the nearest challenger. He’ll need six more next week to match that feat. Seven goals next week against Skillz That Killz would see OC’s reach the milestone of 600 goals at the Y. In the 159 games we’ve played to date we’ve scored a total of 593 goals, an average of just under four goals a game. Where does this 12-2 victory figure in our biggest ever winning margins? The answer is joint 4th with a couple of 10-0 wins against FAcups and Red Devils, behind an 11-0 win over The Remomorables and a 13-1 rout against AtleticoSX. The number one spot goes to a 14-0 victory against Beginners FC back in May 2007. James netted six goals that night, Tancey four, Gus three and yours truly even got on the scoresheet.

The Editor

 

 

image002.jpg       24.06.09           LEAGUE CUP ROUND 1 21.06.09 – O’Carrolls FC 2 – 1 Celtic Supporters

 

After a couple of midweek cancellations, we eventually got to play our first round cup match against the Celts on Sunday. The previous week the two teams had met across the shore on a wet and windy day in the second of our league encounters. The OC's boys had played some of their best football of the season to finish a competitive game as 4-0 winners. Lee had started the rout with a well taken finish having almost cracked the crossbar with a superb effort only minutes earlier. In the second half Jim let one rip(ple) which somehow squirmed in off the keepers glove to make it 2-0. The two J's - Joey and Jermom - came off the bench to add one each and finish the scoring. All in all a good performance, resulting in at least eight good scoring chances. Duncan got MOTM for a solid performance and Matty retained the Nellie as there were no challengers. More of the same this week... (yeah right).

 

As Bill McKinley was still doing an impression of a swimming pool, the fixture was switched to our training ground at Colin Maiden Park. I should have known that the day would be an interesting one, when the simple act of putting up the nets seemed to tax the minds of many.

 

Picking the team was an easy task, as after last weeks performance the team had picked itself with the exception of Jermom who started for the scribe Stu who was off inventing stuff for his periodical. Unbeknownst to me was the fact that a twelfth man had joined the team. His name was the "little fella". The little fella had joined on Friday night at Matt and Joey's soiree. He had been consumed by many of the team and was still active in a few brains by Sunday lunchtime. Unfortunately this twelfth man was a bigger help to the opposition.

 

Barney started in goal on this his 43rd birthday (won't be long before the two keeps have a century of years between them). Paddy at leftback, Duncan on the right, Jobba and Redsey in the centre. James left mid (Jim's two dogs came down to watch having had their testicles removed... they are now Nutt(less)), Lee Lad on the right and Angus and Gibbo in the middle, Jermom and Matt (the other birthday boy) led the line. Alfie and Tancey completed the line-up

 

OC's started the match smartly enough, although this could have been due to the Celtic boys fielding ten players at K.O. I mention that only because I'm sure a few heads hadn't actually realised it. The numerical advantage paid off and Matt whose little fella was still working strong managed a dipping header at the back post that crept in under the bar for a fine goal. Unfortunately the little fella was upset at getting the head bashed so that was the last header Matt won in the half. The little fella even told him to stop jumping for the ball as he wasn't going to head it anyway, so Matt obliged. The goal also marked a time in the game where we appeared to think the game would be a doddle, so foot off the gas time. All of a sudden we were on the backfoot a little too often and lacking any finesse when clearing our lines. The Celts now at their full compliment of players was one reason, although again I'm not sure if anyone noticed him join the game. OC's should have made it 2-0 but somehow the little fella persuaded Matt to mishit a foot short of the goal. This was a different man from the one that could hit any can of beer on the volley, at any target on Friday night. Today the poor lad couldn't hit a keg of beer if he was sitting on the tap.

 

After a few scrappy clearances a free was conceded outside the box. The Celtic lad hit it to the right of the wall and instead of receiving gifts, the Barney lad was a tad too generous on his birthday. Unlucky Barns. The rest of the half was scrappy with the little fella having great fun in the buds heads. Suffice to say we didn't have one effort of note for the rest of the half.

 

The boys knew at half-time that a bigger effort was needed if we were to remain in this year’s competition. We got stuck in and everyone started drawing on their reserves to close down quicker and counter attack with some first time balls. It wasn't for the lack of trying but all too often the final ball stretched us and had us chasing back to start all over again. Needless to say this led to quite a scrappy 20 minute period with no real chances of note to either team. 

 

Paddy was growing with confidence as the game progressed and was making good attacking runs whilst also attending to his defensive duties. One such move saw the ball swung in from a good passage of passing between the forwards and Jim. The ball was flicked to Gus whose shot just dipped that bit too soon and was comfortably saved. Although the boys in the back were now in control and restricting any serious attacks unfortunately we still weren't making too many chances. When the ref signalled ten to go, it was looking like we might be heading for some extra-time. But up popped Matt to save the day. Again some good ball work from Paddy Jim and Jermom found Matt in and around the penalty area. For once he ignored the little fella to concentrate long enough to control the ball first time and pick his spot for an excellent finish. Relief all around and it was now just a matter of doing the simple thing well and let the clock count down.

 

But wait the drama was not finished with one minute on the clock, the ball was knocked back from our kick-out and suddenly the Celtic winger was one on one with Barney. The birthday boys’ agility belies his age as he pounced to firstly save a well taken shot and secondly smother the ball from any prowling Celts. Final whistle and a sigh of relief. We hadn't played great but still won - something we don't always do, so well done buds.

 

Thanks to Celtic for a tough competitive game which might have been harder if some of your lads had not been called on duty. Paddy got a deserved MOTM and Matt retains his pink band.

 

Next week cup quarters against Zamantix... No little fellas next week... pleeeeeeease!!!

Richie O’Neill

 

Scorer: Matt Walker (2)

Man of the Match: Martin Thomas

Team: Andrew Barns-Graham, Duncan McGregor, Mark Dobbing, Robert Hunter, Martin Thomas, Angus Welton, Paul Gibbons, Lee Harker, James Nutt, Matt Walker, Jermom Guimaraes

Unused Subs: Alexander Bell, Paul Tancell

Nelly of the Week: Matt Walker

 

 

image002.jpg       20.06.09           6-A-SIDE RESULT 18.06.09 – O’Carrolls FC 7 – 1 Hold The Phone

 

Scorers: James Nutt (4), Michael Harrod (2), Angus Welton

 

It was another good win at the Y last Thursday. Goals needed and goals we got, although will the one conceded be crucial come the end of the season? Line up was; Richie, Tancey, Paddy, Joey, James and Gus. Started off well and got a couple of well taken goals from Joey, some good football played by all and we kept the ball really well. I managed to grab three, all with the trusty left. Tancey and Richie were never in danger at the back, Gus controlling through the centre, Joey a swashbuckling role and Paddy was playing with himself (not literally - for the concerned readers). The second half kicked off and I got one straight from the restart. We then went into autopilot and they scored one, before Gus finished off delightfully when well placed, his barren patch appears to be over. Good performance next week, another must win game and goals will again be the order of the day.

James Nutt

 

 

image002.jpg       15.06.09           LEAGUE RESULT 14.06.09 – Celtic Supporters 0 – 4 O’Carrolls FC

 

Scorers: James Nutt, Jermom Guimaraes, Lee Harker, Michael Harrod

Man of the Match: Duncan McGregor

Team: Andrew Barns-Graham, Duncan McGregor, Mark Dobbing, Robert Hunter, Martin Thomas, Angus Welton, Paul Gibbons (Jermom Guimaraes), Lee Harker (Michael Harrod), James Nutt, Matt Walker (Neville Poole), Stu Dye

Unused Subs: Paul Tancell

Nelly of the Week: Matt Walker

 

 

image002.jpg        14.06.09           6-A-SIDE RESULT 11.06.09 – O’Carrolls FC 2 – 2 Volcanics

 

Scorers: Angus Welton, Neville Poole

 

Not the best performance last Thursday to be honest, I for one can hold my hand up and say I was rubbish. Line up was, Richie, Jobba (who?), Nev, Paddy, myself and Gus. Very strong start, Nev, for all the abuse in the last few weeks was going into his shell a bit, but he soon burst out of that with a toe-bunger from near half way and in it went. Then we allowed them into the game, they scored twice and we were in trouble of losing. Gus then popped up with a good finish to equalise, both teams had chances to win, it became scrappy in places. Three points would have been nice, need to win the next three and score a lot of goals! Not much else to say, the desire to win was very apparent at the end and hope we are all still friends.

James Nutt

 

 

image002.jpg        11.06.09           LEAGUE RESULT 07.06.09 – Zamantix Rovers 0 – 0 O’Carrolls FC

 

So, it was back to the bread and butter of the league - following our disappointing exit to Ellerslie in the Chatham Cup. Although not disappointing in terms of effort or commitment... just the final result.


Changes were required for the trip to Waikaraka Park (again), to face bottom-of-the-table Zamantix. Barney returned between the sticks, but absentees included Joey Barton, Cannavarro Tancell, Sean Tully, Bidcom, Jamie (Isn't it!) Shaw and even Lobster! So White Lloyd switched to centre back with Redsy, Alfie made his first start of the campaign at right back, and Lee slotted in at right mid.


Early signs were pretty good. Zamantix have proved to be a bogey side in the past, but we quickly got on top. Early chances were swinging in from both flanks, with Lee and the Nuttster providing good service. The clearest of openings fell to Nelly Walker, who fired high and handsome with only the keeper to beat. Stuey also missed a good chance on the volley - although the most controversial moment belonged to the ref...


An effort by Lee appeared to be travelling goalwards until the keeper got a touch. Gus bravely threw his head into where the boots were flying... well, one boot, and appeared to force the ball over the line. However, not only did Gus head the ball, he also magically flicked up a high boot at the same time and was penalised. The ref even apologised later... big deal!


With Barney sweeping up superbly at the back, we were relatively untroubled - and although 0-0 at halftime, the mini gaffer was optimistic the goal would come. Of course, it f***ing didn't - and away slipped our chances of winning the league. I would list the chances if I could remember them all, but I can't! Suffice to say Gus had a few pops at the keeper, the Nuttster fired wide when well placed and Nelly provided his usual far-post header over the bar from less than three yards out. Duncan and Nevchenko came on to provide some fresh legs, but all to no avail.

 
We all went back to the pub and voted Redsy a deserving Man of the Match.

 
So now we play for second place - and hope for a bit more luck in front of goal.

Alexander Bell

 

Man of the Match: Robert Hunter

Team: Andrew Barns-Graham, Alexander Bell (Duncan McGregor), Martin Thomas, Marc Dobbing, Robert Hunter, Lee Harker, Angus Welton, Paul Gibbons, James Nutt, Stu Dye, Matt Walker (Neville Poole)

Unused Subs: Paul Tancell

Nelly of the Week: Matt Walker

 

 

image002.jpg       09.06.09           CHATHAM CUP ROUND 2 01.06.09 – O’Carrolls FC 3 – 4 Ellerslie

 

What initially started out as a beautiful day for the second round Chatham cup tie between ASFA club O’Carroll’s FC and Saturday team Ellerslie FC fast became a battle and a half as the two kicked off with an immense amount of anticipation, energy and passion for the win which would take them through to round three.

 

O’Carroll’s started off the first half quite slow but did dominate parts of the half with some good technical link up play amongst the midfield and forwards, but were caught flat footed at the back a few times by the fast paced Ellerslie forwards.

 

The first goal came from O’Carroll’s via a deflected clearance by an Ellerslie defender which was blasted right into the path of James Nutt who connected perfectly with it somehow and sent a rocket right into the bottom corner of the Ellerslie goal past the keeper - O’Carroll’s 1-0.

 

With Ellerslie on the rebound and the confidence peaking amongst the O’Carroll’s players, the game kicked off again with both sides looking threatening. Another chance came with a through ball from Matt Walker which was initially going to be a shot but seeing Gussy free around the Ellerslie penalty spot, he threaded a pass through only for Gussy to be denied by the Ellerslie keeper.

 

Ellerslie, still not phased by the O’Carroll’s attacks, decided to push forward with one of their midfielders waltzing through our defense before unleashing a nice left footed curled shot past Jenko into the corner of the net - 1-1.

 

Some hard tackles were being put in by the midfielders Gussy, Gibbo and Joey, backed up by some good support play with Biddy and Redsy controlling the back. It was all square at 1-1 when the whistle blew for half time.

 

Only one change at half time, Duncan on for Joey after poor Joey took a little knock and claimed he tore his hamstring (crumble string). And it was to be the substitute who restored O’Carroll’s lead with a bizarre finish. Duncan burst through the Ellerslie central defense with pace only to connect with a perfect cross from James Nutt with the ball hitting his knee, then up into his face and past the keeper into the back of the net - 2-1. They all count!

 

Confidence was peaking and what could have secured the game with a chance in the Ellerslie six yard box turned into a fluffed shot into the keepers hands by Matt Walker after he thought he had all the time in the world. The score remained at 2-1.

 

Ellerslie started coming back into the game and after a scrappy attempted clearance they hit the target and made the game 2-2. The worst possible case became a reality when O’Carroll’s seemed to go to sleep and Ellerslie slammed two goals home within a matter of minutes - 4-2! Never a team to say die, O’Carroll’s fighting spirit continued as we fired wave after wave of attack only to be denied by keeper saves, missed shots and defenders closing them down left right and centre.

 

O’Carroll’s grabbed a late consolation goal by James Nutt slotting home into the bottom corner but it was too little too late and the final score finished 4-3.

 

To conclude; both teams showed signs of hunger for the victory but on the day the luck seemed to fall for Ellerslie who took their chances well and snatched the win to go through to the third round of the Chatham cup.

 

I would like to wish Ellerslie the best of luck in the Chatham cup but, after their managers speech in the clubhouse seemed to be very disrespectful towards O’Carroll’s and the ASFA in general, I do hope they meet our fellow ASFA counterparts Bohemian Celtic (who are also quite capable of upsetting most Saturday teams here in NZ) at some point and I hope Bohemian Celtic smash them and show them that Saturday football here in NZ is not that much superior to the ASFA – FACT!

Matt Walker

 

Scorers: James Nutt (2), Duncan McGregor

Man of the Match: James Nutt

Team: Matt Jenkins, Martin Thomas, Dan Biddlecombe (Marc Dobbing), Paul Tancell, Robert Hunter, James Nutt, Michael Harrod (Duncan McGregor), Angus Welton, Paul Gibbons (Neville Poole), Stuart Dye, Matt Walker

Nelly of the Week: Andrew Barns-Graham

 

 

image002.jpg       06.06.09           6-A-SIDE RESULT 04.06.09 – O’Carrolls FC 5 – 2 Inter FC

 

Scorers: James Nutt (3), Angus Welton (2)

 

After last weeks close shave and Nev's dabble into writing (didn't know he could), parity was restored with the normal team lining up for a game that meant something. No disrespect to those that filled in last week, great to see so many step up. Nev and Paddy were lucky to be in the squad, calls for them to be dropped were apparent all week. Gus-ness - good things to come to those who wait (see what I have done there Nev? - captivated the readers imagination and got them thinking) - scored two great goals, well done fella, hope the long, long wait was worth it. Few sloppy mistakes as well, Paddy and I both put kamikaze passes across the box. Apologies boys. We actually went one nil down. I managed to get one back before the Gus show. Richie pulled off some good stops, Tancey although not 100% cleared up at the back. Nev, as I said, lucky to be on the pitch. Paddy with some new tricks. I grabbed two more, only thing to note there that they were both with the right foot. They then scored at the death to make it 5-2. Good start to the business end of the league.

James Nutt

 

MAY

image002.jpg       03.06.09           6-A-SIDE RESULT 28.05.09 – O’Carrolls 3 – 2 Inter FC

 

Scorers: Duncan McGregor, Lee Harker, Neville Poole

 

New line up for tonight after a couple of disappointing results. Gus, Tancy, Jim and Richie all dropped. Gus and Richie dropped for not scoring this season and Jim and Tancy dropped for poor decision making. In came Joey in goal, Ski to shore up the leaky defence, and Lee and Duncan to provide the goals that have been sadly lacking. Undropable Paddy and Nev formed the rest of the defensive rearguard. We started playing some nice passes around and always seemed to have a spare man as Inter didn’t settle quickly. Lee scored the first, an absolute scorcher from nearly level with the goal which just sneaked in past the near post before hitting the inside net at the far post. If only Gus had been watching…. Inter then levelled from a free kick on the edge of the area which their attacker managed to squirm past our defence for 1 all.  OC’s managed to get in front through Paddy’s wide shot which rebounded to Duncan who coolly slotted in to the net.  Second half was very patchy, Joey was called into action on the odd occasion and our passing was not as fluent. We had a fair few shots but most ended up wide or being saved. Three minutes left and Paddy seeing their striker unmarked, effortlessly found him with a lovely pass and he dispatched past Joey with aplomb. The response was quick and Lee managed to go on a mazy run before flicking it off to Nev who fired through the keepers legs to make it 3-2. Game over…. you’d think. With the clock ticking down the Inter defender struck a shot which was heading for the bottom corner but Joey managed to put out a hand Gordon Banks style to nudge it onto the post just as the bell sounded. Probably would have counted so fair play to Joey who saved us the win. Team selection next week will be interesting….

Neville Poole

 

 

image002.jpg        26.05.09           LEAGUE RESULT 24.05.09 – Pakuranga United 1 – 4 O’Carrolls FC

 

So after a carnival atmosphere last week we were back to reality and back to the serious business of the league and this dominated pre-match talk .The gaffer getting the point across that even though we played well and were committed last week we needed to take that type of performance into the league... EVERY WEEK!!!


So there were no surprises with the starting line up the same team as last week bar one, with Redsy, Biddy, Tancy and Jamie making up the back four. Gus, Gibbo, Joey and Jimmy in midfield and Nev coming in for Stu to partner Matt up front.


Richie had warned us that Pakuranga would be quick out of the blocks, so we needed to be the same, but that fell on deaf ears (not surprising really with the alarm of death wrecking our heads in the changing rooms). Early pressure came from them mainly down their left with their speedy left winger, but Redsy and Joey soon got on top of that. They didn’t create much - a couple of free kicks, no real saves for Barney to make, but OC’s were definitely slow out of the blocks and when we had the ball we had too many balls being pumped down the line and with the wet and windy conditions, they came to nothing.


As the half went on it got better, their early pressure had faded and Gus, Gibbo and Joey were linking well keeping it simple and playing to feet and this is when we looked dangerous and our pressure paid off with Joey coming inside and feeding matt a lovely ball which he finished well inside the area - 1-0 OC’s.


Time to push on and take the game to them, or so we thought. The lead didn’t last long as we went to sleep down our left and their striker took his chance well with Barney given no chance. It was frustrating as this was their only chance of the half. Our heads didn’t drop though and we pushed on and took the game to them. Gussy and Gibbo were dominating the centre, Joey was doing well down the right and we were creating chances. Most notably Matt Walker had probably the easiest chance of his life with a header from two yards and some how put it over. Not to worry lad, at least you were in a scoring position. Yeah right!


Half time - we knew what we needed to do so the gaffer didn’t need to say to much... good job as well as some of the team went to the toilets for their team talk. Fines rightly handed out!!!


Second half - one change with Paddy on for Redsy. We set straight to them with OC’s keeping it simple and looking for feet more often and looking dangerous with Jimmy sending a great delivery into the box and creating confusion with either Nev or Matt claiming the final touch. They all count though! The third came from Joey - lovely step inside and picking his corner nicely - 3-1 and things were looking more comfortable. They were looking tired and Gussy and Gibbo were seeing more of the ball and controlling things.


Another sub with Lee coming on for Matt. OC’s still in control and creating chances with Barney only called into action a few times with the defence stopping things before they could get going. OC’s had the ball in the net twice with Nev and Lee been called back for marginal offsides. Another sub and Dan on for Nev a bit of a reshuffle with Paddy going to left back, Dan right back and Jamie and Jimmy pushing further up field. Lee missed another good chance by shooting high and wide after a good ball from Jimmy. The 4th and final goal did come though with some great work from Paddy who seemed to be everywhere at this stage setting Gibbo up who finished nicely into the bottom corner.


Game over and three points in the bag, not the best of performances but we got the win and that what counts on days like this!!! Roll on next week!
Lee Harker

 

Scorers: Matt Walker (2), Michael Harrod, Paul Gibbons

Man of the Match: Angus Welton

Team: Andrew Barns-Graham, Robert Hunter (Martin Thomas), Paul Tancell, Dan Biddlecombe, Jaime Shaw, Michael Harrod, Angus Welton, Paul Gibbons, James Nutt, Matt Walker (Lee Harker), Neville Poole (Dan Bradley)

Unused Subs: Duncan McGregor, Marc Dobbing

Nelly of the Week: Andrew Barns-Graham

 

 

image002.jpg        23.05.09           6-A-SIDE RESULT 21.05.09 – O’Carrolls 6 – 0 Scudders

 

Scorers: James Nutt (4), Neville Poole, Paul Tancell

 

6-0 last Thursday, very very one-sided. Some good football in places, sometimes one skill too many especially from Nev, think he was still in dreamland after last week!! Same line-up as last time out, Richie didn't have to do much, what he did have to save was from our mistakes. I managed to grab four, Nev squeezed one in, very dubious on that, Tancey also notched with a good finish. Unfortunately Paddy didn't score and neither did our 6th player, not going to name names, he is a provider. I also think my nasty comments over the last three weeks have got inside his head. Give him a volley outside the box - no worries; one-on-one from three yards - always going to struggle. Head up lady, it'll come.

James Nutt

 

 

image002.jpg        20.05.09           CHATHAM CUP ROUND 1 17.05.09 – O’Carrolls FC 3 – 1 Taupo AFC

 

With a bumper crowd and a carnival atmosphere at the Bill McKinlay Park, would OC’s disappoint? Would they bottle another big game?

 

First Half

 

The game started off scrappy and it was Taupo who had the better of the opening exchanges and would have took the lead it if wasn’t for Jamie’s timely clearance. Biddy saw yellow for a late lunge on the Taupo centre forward and would now have to be careful for the final 80 minutes of the game.

 

OC’s started the game a bit shaky at the back with a couple of miscued clearances which led to some panic in the OC’s defense. There was also a couple of late tackles and needless free kicks given away early on. But as the game progressed OC’s started to dominate not allowing Taupo any space with Gussy and Gibbo winning the battle in midfield. This allowed OC’s to push forward with Jimmy Nutt putting some excellent balls into the mixer. OC’s now started to show their tiger spirit that had deserted them against Bohs and Inter respectively.

 

Matt Walker brought a smart save from the Taupo keeper cutting in and curling a left footed shot goalwards. He then broke free and with a good chance to finish he launched it goal wards and is now the first person to land a football on the moon! That’s a fact!

 

Gussy was close with a 25 yard shot that would initially prove just to be a warning shot. OC’s were now building momentum and with a good move down the OC’s left a neat interchange by Jamie and Jimmy forced a corner from the resulting corner. The ball was headed out, fell to Gussy 25 yards and with superb technique he volleyed past the stranded Taupo keeper winning a possible ‘Goal of the Season’ contender… FACT!

 

As the half progressed it was end to end with Taupo having a couple of good chances but the OC’s backline stayed strong. Towards the end of the half OC’s started to become more dominant in possession and just as it looked like OC’s would go in at halftime 1-0 up… OC’s broke quickly again from a dangerously whipped in cross from Jimmy on the left and the ball fell kindly to Stu on the edge of the box who dispatched a nice right footed volley into the net. Shades of Ian Wright, there is still time Stu!

 

OC’s finished 2-0 at half time courtesy of two fine strikes!

 

Second Half

 

‘More of the same’ was the message from OC’s management so we came out fired up waiting for a Taupo onslaught that never came. We where too strong all over the field and were continuing in the same vain we finished the first half in. It was no surprise when Jimmy Nutt broke down the left showing good strength and determination holding off his man before executing a fine left footed finish into the top right hand corner. Cue the celebrations!!

 

There was no coming back for Taupo and for the remaining 35 minutes, OC’s controlled the game with Tancy growing in confidence and starting to dominate alongside Biddy, who, being his usual tenacious self, didn’t allow the Taupo forwards a sniff. Matt Walker then brought down a deep cross from Jimmy Nutt expertly and with Stu screaming for the ball to be cut back he opted for goal… although we wish he hadn’t!

 

Redsy was substituted with 30 minutes to go for Jobba and had put in a strong display to back up his rallying call earlier in the week. Even at 3-0 up OC’s were pushing for more with Gussy running the show backed up by a strong performance by Gibbo, Jamie and Jimmy who continued to create havoc down the Taupo right.

 

With 20 minutes to go Joey was subbed for Jay as the gaffer thought with the Taupo lads tiring a bit more pace down the right was needed. Again like Redsy, Joey put in a solid display down the right and had picked up a knock; so with some big games coming up the gaffer didn’t want to risk him and with the job done at 3-0 it made sense!

 

Richie was then forced into a change when the Bidcom got cramp? The Gaffer shuffled the pack and moved Jobba to centre back with Paddy slotting in at right back. Again the Bidcom was as solid as a rock and did well to stay on the park after walking the tight rope with his early booking. Jamie received a late booking in the second half; not for being Scottish but for a cynical tackle from behind on the Taupo wide man! With OC’s pushing for a fourth Goal Taupo broke quickly down the OC’s left and with some tired legs the Taupo player was given too much time and space, thus smacked a powerful right footed shot into the net, that was nothing more than a consolation as time ran out for the visitors, it was OC’s who would progress with a well deserved 3-1 win!

 

Overview

 

After surviving a few early scares there was only one team who was going to win this game and this by far was the best OC’s performance this season. The teamwork and desire from everyone, as well quality all over the park was excellent at any level never mind for a ‘pub team’. We have raised the bar now boys lets take this into the league!

 

Thank you to all who came to watch your support is appreciated! Come on OC’s!

Michael Harrod

 

Scorers: Angus Welton, James Nutt, Stu Dye

Man of the Match: James Nutt

Team: Andrew Barns-Graham, Robert Hunter (Marc Dobbing), Paul Tancell, Dan Biddlecombe (Martin Thomas), Jamie Shaw, Michael Harrod (Jay), Paul Gibbons, Angus Welton, James Nutt, Stu Dye, Matt Walker
Unused Subs: Duncan McGregor, Neville Poole

Nelly of the Week: Michael Harrod

 

 

image002.jpg        16.05.09           6-A-SIDE RESULT 14.05.09 – O’Carrolls FC 5 – 3 Volcanics

 

Scorers: Neville Poole (3), James Nutt, Paul Tancell

 

It’s been a while but we had the old line up back as Richie returned in goal, Nev could make it, Paddy had recovered from a terrible cold and Gus, Tancey and myself were available. They only started with four so we had a chance to get a goal or two until their team rocked up. And we did just that, sorry can't remember the exact order of scoring but we were 3-0 before we conceded and were always in control, we gave away a couple of sloppy goals though. I grabbed one and Tancy one, Nev managed to score one of the ugliest hat-tricks I have ever seen, fair play to the lad, God loves a trier but his 3rd goal came after the worst bit of skill the YMCA has witnessed, a back heel to who knows where somehow bounced back into his path and he squeezed it under the keeper and in it went. The cherry on the top was that Gus didn't score again.

James Nutt

 

 

image002.jpg        11.05.09           6-A-SIDE RESULT 07.05.09 – O’Carrolls FC 7 – 0 Hold The Phone

 

Scorers: James Nutt (2), Michael Harrod (2), Paul Tancell (2), Martin Thomas

 

Thursday we won 7-0, great performance considering the late late kick off. We lost against Hold The Phone last time out and were determined to get a win and avenge that loss. Gus was available. Nev and Richie had man-flu and were out. Joey came in, Matt J was in Goal, Tancey, Gus, James and McLovin (Paddy) made up the numbers. Story of the game was that Gus didn't score. Tancey and Joey got two cracking goals each, McLovin with a good finish, I squeezed two in as well. Some great football that they couldn't cope with. Matt pulled off some good stops and did I mention Gus didn't score?

James Nutt

 

 

image002.jpg        11.05.09           LEAGUE RESULT 03.05.09 – Internationale FC 3 – 2 O’Carrolls FC

 

After a good win in the week OC’s faced Inter at our old stomping ground, Seddon Fields, knowing that we needed another win and a strong performance against the team that finished up above us last year.  Line up was: Barney in between the sticks, back four – Jobba, Tancey, Redsy and Paddy. Midfield – Joey, Gus, Gibbo and James and up front Matt Walker and Stu with, as always, a strong bench ready to come on.

 

We started slowly and allowed Inter to get into the game, there was some good football in places from both sides but lacking the final ball and finish. About mid way through the first half we conceded, their left winger was allowed time and space to run and made his way into the box and finished in the far corner.

 

This setback made us realise we were in a game but we still lacked the final ball and created no real clear-cut chances. At half time we knew we were in real danger of dropping more points and had to step it up, create more and show more commitment. This we did in parts, Jobba made way for Jamie, who went to left back with Paddy moving across to right back. The talk at half-time seemed to have had an effect and the football was a lot better. Joey, Gus and Gibbo were feeding the front two and keeping hold of the ball well, it seemed as though it was only a matter of time until we would score. 

 

Clear-cut chances were still few and far between, but Stu and Matt kept working away and the back four were dealing with any advances Inter made into our half. It was moving towards one of those games that no matter what you tried a goal just wasn’t on the cards. Then a penalty was given, Nev who had come on for Matt Walker used his height to good effect and caused confusion in the box. Handball from an Inter defender. James took the resulting spot kick and in it went.

 

By this stage Dan Bradley had come on for Paddy and the defence was doing a good job. Then disaster struck, a mix up in communication, an error was made, probably best described as a right royal fuck up, and their striker put the ball in the net from the edge of the box. Names don’t need to be mentioned, mistakes happen and we were still confident of getting a result.

 

From the resulting restart we moved forward and after a ball was put in the box, it then found its way to Gibbo who finished smartly. 2-2 and we felt sure the three points could be ours. Then Inter created another chance and a good finish from their forward made it 3-2. With not long left we kept fighting on but in truth it was too little too late. They realistically had three chances and took all three.

 

So it finished and two losses out of four was not the started we wanted, nothing is guaranteed in this league and we need to kick on again. Joey got man of the match, for a strong performance on the right.

 

Scorers: James Nutt (P), Paul Gibbons

Man of the Match: Michael Harrod

Team: Andrew Barns-Graham, Marc Dobbing, Paul Tancell, Robert Hunter, Martin Thomas, Michael Harrod, Paul Gibbons, Angus Welton, James Nutt, Stu Dye, Matt Walker

Used Subs: Neville Poole, Dan Bradley, Jaime Shaw

Unused Subs: Alexander Bell

 

 

APRIL

image002.jpg       04.05.09           6-A-SIDE RESULT 30.04.09 – O’Carrolls FC 1 – 0 Hamstrung United

 

Scorer: James Nutt

 

Last Thursday we carved out a 1-0 win over Hamstrung, never in danger of conceding, like United in the morning and one goal was enough to see us through. Good all round team performance, Matt in goal didn't have to do much but when he did he did it well, like a cat. Tancey controlled the backline and was as strong as an ox. Paddy was up and down the wing like a greyhound and full of tricks. Joey was covering every inch on the pitch like a gazelle and put in a good ball to me for the goal (hope I have that right). Gus was controlling everything through the middle and was full of energy like a tiger. Good result, job done. Sorry about animal references - been a long week.

James Nutt

 

 

image002.jpg        04.05.09           LEAGUE RESULT 29.04.09 – O’Carrolls FC 5 – 1 Airforce

 

After OC’s long trip north and great win over Northland Premier team Okaihau-Kaeo United, we were back in league action against Airforce at the unfamiliar day and time of Wednesday at 7:00pm. Team talk before the game was to play for 90 minutes as Airforce would be a fit physical team.

 

The team line up with Matt ‘Penfold’ Jenkins in goal, Marc ‘Ski Sunday’ Dobbing right back, Martin ‘Paddy’ Thomas left back with Paul ‘Cannavaro’ Tancell and Robert 'Redsy' Hunter playing centre back. Micheal 'Joey' Harrod on the right, James 'Flowing Locks' Nutt on the left with Paul' Skippa 'Gibbons and Angus 'Mr Burns' Welton (capt) playing centre mid. Matt 'Chewbacca' Walker and Stu 'Dale Winter Can't Pass' Dye up front.

 

OCs started quite brightly and after 10 minutes a great cross came in that Matt Walker finished with a controlled volley. OC’s were applying a lot of pressure with Matt Walker's pace and Stu continually harassing causing the Airforce defence major problems. The second goal come from a corner on the left hand side with Jimmy Nutt swinging it in and Matt Walker losing his marker and finishing with his head. Airforce's best chance of the half came from a corner. One of their players got a free header which Paddy cleared off the line, which the ref missed and gave a goal kick. The third goal came via a familiar source in the league and club's current top scorer, Stu. There were a few other chances in the half with the Airforce keeper making some good saves. So the half finished OC's 3-0 Airforce. It was a good half but there was still room for improvement, such as more talking and composure, and again to play for the full 90 minutes.

 

Airforce started the second half a lot brighter than they played in the first half causing OC's to be caught out a few times. Matt Jenkins called for the ball which their striker beat him to but he did very well to recover and made a good save, diving at the feet of the striker.  The fourth goal came midway through the second half with Paddy winning the ball on the left playing it down the line to Jimmy. Jimmy skipped passed his defender once again but then decided to let Airforce off by passing the ball to their keeper. The very enigmatic Ski was replaced by Dan 'Sean Tully' Bradley.  Their keeper then decided to kick the ball against the post for it to bounce back along the line for Matt Walker to secure his hat trick from half a yard out. He did his best to put it over the bar. 4-0 OC's. Airforce, still putting OC's under a bit of pressure, found themselves four on three after Redsy went on a little wander. Lucky for OC's, some good defending and poor finishing meant the score stayed the same. Matt Walker, still causing problems with his pace, beat the first defender to the ball then looked like he stumbled which confused the defender, enabling him to get past him and pull the ball back for Joey to place a nice side footed finish. OC's would like to now remind Tim he owes the club $50 after losing his bet that Joey wouldn’t score all season. Joey was brought off and replaced by Lee 'Tantastic' Harker and Nev 'Chencko' Poole replaced the tiring but solid Redsy. With a clean sheet looking good for the 3rd game in four, Airforce won a corner on OC's right. One of their players, once again rising unmarked, scored a header. My sources tell me it was Jimmy Nutts man!! So the second half came to the end with OC's winning 5-1. Good win but still room for improvement on an overall basis. OC's now has the top two places in the premier division top goal scoring charts.

 

OC's has a tough game on Sunday against old rivals Inter who will be looking to get back to winning ways after losing their Chatham Cup game. OC's will be looking to continue their current goal scoring form.

Martin Thomas

 

Scorers: Matt Walker (3), Michael Harrod, Stu Dye

Man of the Match: Matt Walker

Team: Matt Jenkins, Marc Dobbing (Dan Bradley), Robert Hunter (Neville Poole), Paul Tancell, Martin Thomas, Michael Harrod (Lee Harker), Angus Welton, Paul Gibbons, James Nutt, Stu Dye, Matt Walker

Unused Subs: Duncan McGregor

 

 

image002.jpg       04.05.09           CHATHAM CUP QUALIFICATION ROUND 25.04.09 – Okaihau-Kaeo United 0 – 6 O’Carrolls FC

 

On a rain swept pitch, five hours north of civilisation, the lads from O’Carroll’s lin

For most of the lads the Chatham Cup is seen an opportunity to get out of the city, have a few drinks and play against some different teams, for Stu, it was to be a profoundly religious experience, not only did he score a hat trick (MIRACLE), but due to his shit driving on the way up, he also managed to get a complete set of new tires for his car (THERE MUST BE A GOD). 

ed up against a Northern Premier team, going by the name of Keao. 

 

For the rest of the lads, heaven that day was only every going to be a very wet pitch in the middle of nowhere, but with both teams keen to play, the ref gave us the all clear and the match started well for OC’s. 

 

A solid midfield of Gus, Gibbo and James, setting about their business, while Joey tried to see how far he could slide before hitting his opponent, this would be the same German opponent, who had foolishly decided to pick a fight with him on Anzac day.   Five minutes was his record before the ref told him to start playing football, or go play on the sideline by himself.   

 

With this at the forefront of his mind, Joey somehow managed to stay on his feet long enough to find  Gus in the box, who prodded home for the opener, an early goal and one that gave the lads the encouragement they needed to settle down and push for more.  It wasn’t long before our new religious guru had one of his miracle three, Stu finishing well for his first and the teams second.  Joey again claiming an assist, but this remains unconfirmed, as do any other claims by Joey. 

 

Things became a bit unsettled over the next ten minutes or so, as Keao tried to up the tempo and turn things around, OC’s stood firm, passing the ball around well, whilst  being marshalled at the back by the returning Bidcom, Skeet, ever present Tancy and some good goalkeeping from Matt.  Jamie was watching all this from the opposition half, but was impressed and he did come back to help out occasionally, even managing a tackle or two without giving away a foul. 

 

Things were soon back on track, with Matt Walker and Stu taking control up front and giving the home defence a bit of a run around, Stu soon found the back of the net again with his second and the teams third and it was a similar story for the fourth, with Stu waltzing past the last defender, only to be brought down by the worst attempt at a shoulder barge seen this season. 

 

The ref, who was not shy in blowing his whistle, duly pointed to the spot and up stepped James to slot it home to the keepers’ right. There could have been more before the end of the half, but a combination of Matt Walkers polished boots and a referee who thought he might as well blow his whistle, since he had one, left the score at 4 – 0. 

 

The second half started with Nelly of the Week Paddy, replacing Jamie on the wing/back and the locals taking an instant liking to Paddy’s pink headband.  Rumour has it that if there had been a ginner amongst them, Paddy would have sacked off the match. 

 

More of the same was to follow in the second half, Matt Walker creating and missing loads of chances with his polished boots, Stu scoring his miracle third, Gus bagging again and calling himself or was it their manager a wanker, the ref blowing his whistle when he felt like it and their keeper pulling off some very good saves. [If that goal from Gus was the last goal of the game, then congratulations Angus – that’s the 1000th recorded competitive goal scored by OC’s! This includes 6-A-Side, 7-A-Side, League, League Cup and Chatham Cup fixtures.]  

 

With 15 to go, Alfie was brought into the attack and anticipation on the sideline grew that a goal would follow, this was short lived, after Bidcom blew his calf and Alfie had to cover, the question now is at 34, will another OC’s goal elude him forever?

 

Keao battled throughout the match and had their moments, but OC’s played well and can be proud of a very good team performance that was supported in style by the WAGS and fans who had travelled up to watch. 

 

A big thank you goes to Keao, who’s hospitality was very much appreciated before and after the match, but its OC’s that march on to the next round.

Jaime Shaw   

 

Scorers: Stu Dye (3), Angus Welton (2), James Nutt (P)

Man of the Match: Matt Walker

Team: Matt Jenkins, Marc Dobbing, Paul Tancell, Dan Biddlecombe, Jaime Shaw (Martin Thomas), Michael Harrod (Lee Harker), Angus Welton, Paul Gibbons, James Nutt, Stu Dye, Matt Walker (Alexander Bell)

Unused Subs: Robert Hunter, Dan Bradley

 

 

image002.jpg        21.04.09           LEAGUE RESULT 19.04.09 – O’Carrolls FC 1 – 2 Bohemian Celtic 1

 

Same old foe, same old story.

 
OC's went down 2-1 to Bohs Celtic for the fourth time in consecutive meetings between the sides. And this time there was not the crumb of consolation that we deserved something from this game. We were beaten by the better team - and OC's will be left to wonder how and why it's happened again.

 

The pre-match team talk was muted. There was no need to gee the boys up for a team they knew all about. And yet for the first 20 minutes OC's seemed surprised by the opposition's speed, strength and direct play. There was only one team in it - first to every ball, winning every 50-50 and desperate to get a toe in when it was 70-30 in OC' favour. OC's were trying to play their brand of football, but seemed stunned that Bohs were so intent on disrupting it. That's what they do and they do it well.

 

It was no surprise when Bohs got the first goal, though the manner was a little fortuitous. A dangerous cross bounced off Paddy's foot and hit his hand. There was no intention but such clear contact that it was difficult to argue when the ref pointed to the spot. Matt pulled off a great save, which was followed up by a Bohs player. Despite him putting it into the net, the ref ordered a re-take for an OC's infringement and Bohs scored at the second attempt. The first half was to get worse. OC's - still struggling with physical presence of Bohs - went to sleep at the back again to allow another cross from the right, which the striker did well to get a toe to and steer it in at the near post. OC's had a couple of half chances - Tancey and Stu sent headers just wide of the mark and Matt W saw his header well saved by the Bohs stopper. But it was with relief more than anything that it was only 0-2 at half time.


The break allowed a regroup and a team talk to lift heads - and it worked in part during the second half. OC's finally began to compete. The goal which offered a lifeline came from a cross from the left (Jim I think) which found fresh legs Duncan. His first time lay off into Stu's path allowed the striker to pick his spot in the bottom corner....and sidefoot it into the roof of the net. Now surely the OC's onslaught would begin. No. Instead - having opened the door a crack - the men in red and black seemed unwilling to bash it down. Heads were down and a team, which should have been scenting a comeback, effectively consigned itself to a defeat.

 

That's not to take away from Bohs who continued to fight. OC's simply didn't and the game fizzled out. Over the 90 minutes, OC's were poor at the back and allowed space to two big strikers who were happy to use the yards given to bring down long balls. The midfield were beaten in the fight and on the flanks - where Bohs looked most vulnerable - OC's failed to exploit the possibilities. Up front, OC's offered very little outlet to take the pressure off and were too slow to put pressure on defenders who had a comfortable ride.
This was a lesson, albeit one we should have already learned. The consolation is we get another shot at them.

 

Click here for Bohs take on the game.

Stu Dye

 

Scorer: Stu Dye

Man of the Match: Stu Dye

Team: Matt Jenkins, Martin Thomas (Dan Bradley), Robert Hunter, Paul Tancell, Jaime Shaw, Lee Harker (Duncan McGregor), Angus Welton, Michael Harrod (Paul Gibbons), James Nutt, Stu Dye, Matt Walker

Unused Subs: Mark Dobbing, Alexander Bell

 

 

image002.jpg        14.04.09           6-A-SIDE RESULT 09.04.09 – O’Carrolls 3 – 2 Volcanics

 

Scorers: Angus Welton (2), Michael Harrod

 

Thursday we won 3-2, not the most convincing win really, we seem to have been affected by the changes in the team and getting used to different players etc, but it was great to have people step up again. Line up was Matt, Tancey, Bradley, Joey, myself and Gus. Regulars Nev and McLovin (Paddy) were missing. I believe Nev was at a parenting class and McLovin, with his recent extra-curricular activities, was apparently spotted there as well - that boy moves quickly. Fatherhood awaits both of them - if rumours are true.

 

On to the game and we went behind straight from the kick-off, not a great start given that we needed to win. Gus pulled a goal back after some good football. We then conceded again and the fight back was on. Joey grabbed one and old faithful Gus got the winning goal. It was good to get the win when it seemed we were going to self-destruct. It seems the new ref has had the traditional initiation from the Y and gave some interesting decisions, told us off for appealing. And decided that a stranded old guy in the box, not the keeper, didn't warrant a penalty. Anyway off to the pub we went to toast the league title... and the fathers to be. 

James Nutt

 

 

image002.jpg        08.04.09           LEAGUE RESULT 05.04.09 – O’Carrolls FC 6 – 0 Celtic Supporters

 

Well, it’s a new season and Richie is obviously going soft as he's letting me do the match report!!

 

Here goes...

 

A new season and a new home for O'Carrolls FC. Following the comedic days of the Domain and the glory days of the Seddon Siro, the gypsies of the ASFA will be setting up camp at Uni Mount Wellington for the 2009 campaign (rumour has it Eden Park is under consideration for '10).

 

Despite a mixed bag of results pre-season, performances had been good (ignoring the candle-lit exploits in Takapuna), and on the back of that, spirits were high as the squad assembled in glorious sunshine, determined to make a more positive start than last year's opening day hiccup at Zamantix, with three points in mind against Celtic Supporters.

 

Talk before the game was of concentration, commitment, and exploiting the abundance of space allowed by our, frankly, massive new home. Lest we forget Man City's dismal form of the 80's and 90's (and 00's), despite having the biggest pitch in the football league (because City are a massive club), Eddison & O'Neill would not stand for OC's suffering the same fate.

 

It was obvious early on that the message had got through, though it appeared a little confused in interpretation. Perhaps over excited by the acres of space in behind Celtic's back four, balls were too often heaved hopefully over the back of the defence for Lee or Matt to chase. Granted, if Matt wasn't as shy in a tackle, he may well have beaten the keeper in any of the numerous chases they had, but even so, this was not OC's football and improvement was needed.

 

Happily, improvement was not far away, but not before another awful Stu Dye cross had somehow found its way over the keeper and into the far corner. 1-0, deserved, but all too in keeping with the first half display in its quality and execution.

 

Half time and agreement throughout the squad that despite being comfortable, the ball needed to be used more intelligently if we were to truly exploit the space we had. No longer was Barney's ability to clear 3 pitches with a goal kick to be our main attacking weapon!!

 

Once this message sank in, chances began to flow as our visitors increasingly struggled to keep pace. Only some wasteful finishing and inspired goalkeeping were keeping out a second OC's goal, but fair play to Stu, he kept plugging away regardless and was good value for his and our 2nd when it came. A third followed soon after as the pressure began to tell, Jamie, wandering from his now customary and self appointed wing back position to notch.

 

With the game looking safe, Nev, Dan and Redsy were introduced to the fray, and Nev set right about his business, in a thoroughly entertaining 20 minute cameo. Full of his usual running and pressuring, just reward landed his way soon after but gifted with an empty net from four yards, Nev did what only Nev can do and put it over. Shortly after, he did wonderfully well to keep his balance while stumbling around the keeper, only to pick out the defender on the line with his, well, 'shot' I guess you would call it. Redemption was to come though, with a tidy finish at the near post no less than he deserved.

 

Not satisfied with notching once, Jamie then copied Stu with another awful cross looping over the keeper to make it five, though he did try to claim it... that's a fine, fact. All that was left was for Welton to do what Welton does best, notch a token 6th against beleaguered opposition. A fine finish, gently lofting it over the keeper, but his team mates will be hoping his growing reputation as a big game bottler does not stem further than a Thursday.

 

So 6-0 to kick start the campaign, an early message to title rivals and a timely confidence boost to take into the big one post-Easter against Boh's. A positive result though not OC's best by any stretch of the imagination, improvement will be required throughout the season.

 

**Note** As if opening day was not enough of an occasion to remember, our once loyal manager Tim is abandoning us to chase some skirt back in Bradford. Luckily Richie's here to stand in, helped(?) by Stu.

 

On a serious note, I’m sure I speak for all the lads when I say thanks for everything Tim, and good luck bud, hope it goes well... we'll have to get used to having no life for a few months without you here!!!

 

On a MORE serious note, I'm sure all the lads would also like to congratulate a certain member of the squad (who will remain nameless, for now, in case his folks are reading) on losing his virginity on Sunday night! I was not present (at the meeting or the event) but I have it on good authority that she was the perfect training wheels for someone wanting to learn to ride; stable, unspectacular and with a nice wide base for balance. Welcome to manhood bud, now you have to sit through a certain 'they're all c*nts' speech!

 

Paul Tancell

 

Scorers: Jaime Shaw (2), Stu Dye (2), Angus Welton, Neville Poole

Man of the Match: Stu Dye

Team: Barney, Martin Thomas (Dan Bradley), Paul Tancell, Dan Biddlecombe, Jaime Shaw, Lee Harker (Robert Hunter), Angus Welton, Michael Harrod, James Nutt, Stu Dye, Matt Walker (Neville Poole)

Unused Subs: Duncan McGregor, Matt Jenkins

 

 

image002.jpg       08.04.09           CORRECTION

 

Was half asleep when I wrote the report [for last Thursday’s 6-A-Side defeat against Hold The Phone] and have had a lot of abuse since, but Joey scored on Thursday not Neville. Although Nev wasn't a complainer! Also Paddy played on Thursday, forgot to list him, again half asleep, he wasn't impressed either, think it’s because he wanted to show his Mrs the report! Apologies Lads!!

James Nutt

 

 

image002.jpg        07.04.09           FROM NORTHLAND AGE NEWSPAPER Kaeo and Kerikeri in Chatham Cup

 

Two Far North senior mens football teams - Kerikeri and Kaeo Okaihau - will contest the 2009 Chatham Cup competition this winter. Kaeo plays at home while Kerikeri travels in the qualifying round of what is regarded as the glamour event of New Zealand football to be played on Saturday, April 25 (ANZAC day), with a 2pm kick-off. The Jeremy Rintoul-coached Kerikeri travels to Western Springs, while Stefano Virgilis Kaeo hosts (what sounds like an Auckland Irish pub team) OCarrolls, at Whangaroa College. The two Far North teams - both contesting the Northland mens premier division this season - will be considered relative minnows amongst 138 football clubs contesting one of New Zealands oldest sporting trophies, the 82nd Chatham Cup. A report from the organisers while this years numbers represent the most entries since 1996, they are still a far cry from 1991 when 172 clubs entered the competition in the New Zealand Football Associations centenary year.

 
While the combined Northern Region (comprising three of New Zealand Footballs seven federations) remains the biggest region, Capital Football has the most entries (27) of any single federation. This has forced four teams from that area to play an extra preliminary round on April 13, before the main qualification round takes place on Anzac Day. Among the list of clubs ranging from Kerikeri FC to Invercargills Southend are five secondary schools and three Sunday league sides all dreaming of reaching the final at North Harbour Stadium on September 20.

 
Last year, East Coast Bays from Aucklands North Shore defeated Dunedin Technical in the winter football showpiece to etch their name on the trophy for the first time; while lower leaguers Te Puke and the schoolboys of Mount Albert Grammar grabbed the headlines in the tournaments early rounds with their giant-killing exploits. Kevin Fallons skilful and football-smart Mt Albert Grammar schoolboys met and easily eliminated Kaeo in last years Chatham Cup qualifying round in Kaeo. The game somehow became a little bad tempered with some Kaeo players issued with a variety of cards for various infringements; rather unusual considering it was schoolboys vs adults.  Fallon is no stranger to the hard game however. The assistant coach for the All Whites in their 82 FIFA World Cup campaign, his tough and outspoken approach has bought him some notoriety in the Kiwi football circles.

 
Anyway, back to the 2009 Chatham Cup: the event is run along regional lines until the quarterfinal stage when four teams from the Northern Region, two from the Central Region and two from the Southern Region enter an open national draw. The top teams in each federation are given byes through to the first or second round. The Chatham Cup competition, and the trophy itself, is modelled on Englands FA Cup and has remained relatively unchanged over its 86 year history. It has been contested every year since 1923 apart from 1937 and three years at the end of World War Two.

 
Northland teams playing in the qualification round for the Northern Region (United Soccer 1, Auckland Football and Waikato Bay of Plenty) qualification round on April 25 included Western Springs AFC v Kerikeri FC (Game 1); Okaihau-Kaeo v OCarrolls FC (G2), International v FC Whangarei (G3).

 

For the rest of the draw visit the New Zealand football website.

 

 

image002.jpg        05.04.09           6-A-SIDE RESULT 02.04.09 – O’Carrolls 1 – 2 Hold The Phone

 

Scorer: Michael Harrod

 

Last Thursday, we lost 2-1. Not a very good performance if truth be told, we played some good football but never really created anything. Also a few of us had return from the Gibbo's wedding very early, Matt had worked all day as well so cheers for playing. Joey stepped in for Gus, not a big game but illness had struck him down. Nev, myself, Paddy and Tancy the rest of the numbers. Went 1-0 down and were still very much in the game, we equalised and the ref gave it, only for it to be overturned by some blonde twat upstairs. Apparently inside the box, the rest of the place and their players couldn't understand (although they didn't complain too much at the time). We then went 2-0 down caught on the break. Joey pulled one back with a minute left, Matt then went outside the box although this escaped eagle-eye twat man upstairs and the whistle blew. They were happy, we weren't, good football but quiet on the pitch. Still in with a chance next week.

James Nutt

 

 

MARCH

image002.jpg       30.03.09           6-A-SIDE RESULT 26.03.09 – O’Carrolls 2 – 0 Sverge

 

Scorers: James Nutt, Neville Poole

 

Last Thursday against Sverge won 2-0. Goals from myself, great through ball from Paddy. And the other a combination of Nev's shin, the keepers shoulder and a lucky bounce, good goal though Nev. All in all never in trouble, Sverge were very frustrated at us playing keep ball in our half but didn't seem to want to chase the ball down, yet still had a moan. Inter look like they are coming up as well so that's another game Gus will miss.

James Nutt

 

 

image002.jpg        24.03.09           FRIENDLY RESULT 22.03.09 – O’Carrolls FC 2 – 0 Internationale

 

Scorers: Michael Harrod, Nick Morrison

Man of the Match: Dan Biddlecombe

 

 

image002.jpg        24.03.09           BEST OF THE WEST RESULT 22.03.09 – O’Carrolls FC 2 – 0 West Auckland

 

Scorers: Jaime Shaw, James Nutt

Man of the Match: Duncan McGregor

 

The final match of the Best of the West tournament, and the first encounter in an intriguing "double header", with Inter laying in wait for the evening kick-off. Back at Oratia the pitch was again in great nick, with glorious sunshine as usual. A new-look OCs took to the field, with Matty in goal, Jamie and Bradley as full backs, Redsy and Captain Tancell centre backs, Duncan and Joey in the middle, Lee and Jimmy on the flanks and Nevchenko and Alfie up front.

 
Early exchanges were scrappy as we looked to get the ball down and play. It became obvious quite quickly that the Westies were looking for the long ball over the top, but Redsy (resplendent in pink headband) and Tancell were handling most of the high balls quite comfortably. On the flanks, Bradley and Lee linked well, as did Jamie and Jimmy, with the dog-loving left-footer swinging in dangerous crosses. Nevchenko worked tirelessly as usual, as he and Alfie looked to build and understanding. A couple of one-twos threatened success on the edge of the box, but West were up to the challenge. Then Lee went close and the ball was cleared off the line in a comedic scramble. But it wasn't long before the deadlock was broken, and it was our quiet, unassuming, modest Scottish left back who provided the cutting edge. A one-two exchange saw him charge into the opposition box, and a low left-foot finish gave us a deserved 1-0 lead. A quality finish.

 

The rest of the half saw more quality delivery into the box, with Lee managing a couple of strikes. In the middle, Duncan and Joey were combining well and not allowing West any time on the ball - halftime 1-0.

  
Team talk was positive, with Tim making changes with one eye on the evening game. Gus moved into the midfield and Jobba stepped in at centre back. Alfie switched to left mid and Stuart Dye made a welcome appearance up front. Unfortunately Alfie's groin gave way, as usual, so Jimmy came back on at left mid. The second half saw O'Carrolls returning to the good form of old, with  excellent passing and movement, although not as consistently as we are capable of. However, more space was beginning to open up, as Stu and Nevchenko used their personal closeness and loving friendship to telepathically avoid passing to each other! Stu enjoyed a marauding run down the left, but took on one too many players, while Nevchenko eventually made way for Matt Walker. Another scrambled clearance off the line increased the pressure, but the second goal looked a touch fortunate. A free kick was powerfully hammered into the defensive wall and appeared to strike an arm, and the ref pointed to the spot. You've never seen Jimmy move so quickly as he sprinted to collect the ball, and comfortably despatched the resulting kick, with the keeper rooted to the spot. It's all in the eyes...!

 
And 2-0 was the final score. West provided a good test and were certainly very physical. However, it was a game we thoroughly deserved to win, and needed to after a couple of recent reversals. Man of the Match was very competitive. Bradley was solid on his return, and Jamie capped off a solid all-round performance with a great goal, however Duncan was a worthy winner. Congrats to the likeable wee rascal. And that's your lot. With just the Inter game to come and no match next weekend, pre-season is over and it's business time people.
Alfie  

 

 

image002.jpg        22.03.09           6-A-SIDE RESULT 19.03.09 – O’Carrolls 3 – 1 Hamstrung United

 

Scorers: James Nutt (2), Michael Harrod

 

Won 3-1 last Thursday, Tancy in goal, Paddy, Nev, Joey, me and Matt Walker played. I managed to grab two and Joey one. Good game, good football in places and good to get a win, especially with Gus "Big Game" Welton unavailable.

James Nutt

 

 

image002.jpg        21.03.09           FRIENDLY RESULT 18.03.09 – Takapuna 4 – 1 O’Carrolls FC

 

Scorer: Lee Harker

Man of the Match: Lee Harker

 

 

image002.jpg        17.03.09           BEST OF THE WEST RESULT 15.03.09 – Te Atatu 1 – 0 O’Carrolls FC

 

Man of the Match: Lee Harker

 

Week two of the Best of the West Tournament, with OCs lining up against Te Atatu. Glorious sunshine and a solid, bouncy Oratia pitch greeted the teams, with Liverpool fans having an extra spring in their step! A few absentees: Nelly Bradley, Matt Walker (who turned up just before half time), Angus Welton, Bidcom and Stewy were all missing in action, so another good test of the squad depth. Matty lined up in goal, with Paddy and Jamie our combative fullbacks. Captain Tancell and Ski shored up the centre, in front of Gibbo and Joey in the centre. James and Lee took the flanks, with a new partnership of Duncan and Nevchenko up front.  Alfie manned the bench with an unfit Barney.

Scrappy start, with both teams finding their feet... if anything Te Atatu started the brighter and got a solid foothold in the game. Matt forced to save well from a low strike at the edge of the box. Then an unmarked Te Atatuan drifted in at the far stick and headed firmly against the post. Set-piece defending again an issue... But it wasn't all doom and gloom. Gradually Gibbo Fet was getting his foot on the ball and spraying it left and right. Paddy and Lee were interchanging well on the right hand side and Jamie was again a fine example of controlled aggression. Some lovely play between Jamie and Jimmy saw a gorgeous ball swung to the far post, but we couldn't pick up the pieces. Duncan and Nevchenko were working tirelessly up front as the half progressed we began to play the football we are capable of. But half-time, like last week, was goalless.

 
Team talk was for more of the same. Timmy rang the changes: Alfie came on at right back, Matt Walker appeared after his round the bays efforts and the sun was getting warmer! Again, a scrappy start to the half. Nothing really clear-cut for either side but we were beginning to exert some pressure. Gibbo was finding more space in the midfield and Joey was fighting for scraps and linking well with the wide men... so it was out of the blue when we conceded, via a low strike from the edge of the box that flew through a crowded area and in the back of our onion bag!  So it was back to the drawing board - 0-1.

 
The response for the next 30 minutes was oustanding. Difficult to recall all of the chances created, but Lee had a bullet shot tipped onto the bar; Lee also had a header from eight yards out just over the bar; I think James hit the post; I think Matt Walker also hit the post... Gibbo also had a couple of strikes on goal and we basically played the game in their half. Long balls were all they had in response and most were dealt with comfortably.

 
However, we couldn't find a breakthrough and the final whistle meant it finished 0-1.  But like last week, far more positives than negatives, we just need to start winning!! Drinks at the pub were low-key, while man of the match deservedly went to Lee, with Gibbo not far behind. As long as everyone stays involved, it looks like we have a very strong squad for the upcoming season, with healthy competition for nearly all positions. Roll on Wednesday night and next Sunday.


Cheers
Alfie  

 

 

image002.jpg       15.03.09           6-A-SIDE RESULT 12.03.09 – O’Carrolls 3 – 1 Skillz That Killz

 

Scorers: James Nutt (2), Neville Poole

 

3-1 last Thursday, a good result and never really in doubt of losing. Line up was Dan Bradley (in goal), Tancey, Paddy, Gus, myself and Nev. Some good passing passages of play led to me nicking the first goal, Nev has claimed he got the assist, not sure myself. We then played some more keep ball, Tancey strong at the back, Gus with a few tricks, Paddy turning himself inside out and Nev present on the pitch. Dan in goal didn't have much to do, but what he did, he did well and also big thanks for playing, particularly in the graveyard game. Second goal was from myself, again Nev "claiming" the assist, again I can neither confirm or deny as I think it hit a defender as it crossed the pitch. The third goal was the pick of the night, not due to the scoring of it but more the movement of the four other outfield players who, with their instinctive and clever positioning, allowed Nev to ghost through and slot in the bottom corner, good finish from the big man. They also nicked one back at 2-1 from long range, again the ref didn't disappoint and had an interesting game shall we say, with some strange decisions. 

James Nutt

 

 

image002.jpg        11.03.09           BEST OF THE WEST RESULT 08.03.09 – Oratia 3 – 2 O’Carrolls FC

 

Scorers: James Nutt, Matt Walker

Man of the Match: Paul Gibbons

 

 

image002.jpg        08.03.09           6-A-SIDE RESULT 05.03.09 – O’Carrolls 2 – 2 HSBC AFC

 

Scorers: James Nutt, Paul Tancell

 

Thursday we drew 2-2, Matt, Nev, Joey, Gus, Tancey and myself lined up. Within 40 seconds we were down to five men, Joey sent off in the quickest time ever. Not much in it to be fair, but the c**t word didn't help and neither did the two finger salute when the ref was trying to have a word and off he went. The ref's really hate us there and seem to have it in for us every game. They got a penalty but missed it! Then we got a goal, Tancey went on a marauding run and slotted home. They then grabbed two goals, one out of nowhere and the other after Tancey had been fouled and they slotted in. All of us were running around like lunatics trying to get something out of the game. Matt also picked up a yellow, for booting the ball away for the pen and he also pulled off a cracking save one on one when it was 2-1. Then with 10 seconds remaining we got the equaliser the ball falling to me and in it went. I swear the ref was looking to disallow it for something but no joy! 2-2 it finished. 

James Nutt

 

 

image002.jpg        06.03.09           7-A-SIDE RESULT 04.03.09 – O’Carrolls 0 – 0 PSV Hangover

 

The last 7-A- Side game for the summer arrived; regulars Paddy del Piero and James Nutt were missing for the must win game. The table was close with three teams still involved and playing for the top spot. We needed to win and hope the Scouser team lost - neither happened though.


BEFORE THE REPORT, I HAVE TO SAY EACH AND EVERYONE THAT PLAYED IN THIS SEASONS 7-A-SIDE SHOULD PAT THEMSELVES ON THE BACK. WE WERE AWESOME THIS YEAR! (IS THAT A COMPLIMENT?). Anyway to the game - this one was a scrappy affair and after Graham limped off after five minutes we were limited to long range shooting. The best chance of the match fell to Redsy with time running out - but he blazed over from 3 yards with the goal at his mercy.

 

The final score was 0-0 and the Scousers won the league - the draw meant we dropped to 4th. I don’t normally single people out for special praise but Jobba at centre back and Gibbo in centre midfield were fantastic from game 1 (hopefully they can step up to their new positions on the full size 11-a-side pitch). Sunday brings the first of three games in the Best of the West competition v Oratia Utd.

Tim Eddison

 

 

image002.jpg        06.03.09           2009 Fines List UPDATED

 

KISS TENILLE $100
LATE $10
MISS TRAINING $10
ASK QUESTIONS AFTER INFO HAS BEEN PROVIDED $5
LETTING THE TEAM OR CLUB DOWN $5
NOT COMING BACK TO O’CARROLLS AFTER THE GAME $10
FORGETTING EQUIPMENT $10
DRINKING AFTER MIDNIGHT ON A SATURDAY $5
RED CARD $20
YELLOW CARD $10
FOUL THROW $10
DIVING $2
LYING $2
CONCRETE BOOTS $2
MEGGED $2
DIRTY BOOTS $2
SMOKING IN KIT $2
SH*T PASS $2
CORNER STRAIGHT OUT $2
GOAL KICK STRAIGHT OUT $2
50P HEAD $2
MISS A PEN $10
CONCEDE A PEN $5
GET LOBBED $5
RACISM $2
NEGATIVITY $2
MISS A SEASON 10c
GAY EXCUSE TO MISS A GAME/TRAINING $10
ARGUING WITH REF $2
FIGHTING $2
PUSSY HALF HEARTED TACKLE $2
FORGET/BORROW SHIN PADS $10
TAKE ANY PART OF THE KIT HOME $10 (PER ITEM)
NOT ADVISING YOU CAN’T MAKE TRAINING OR A GAME $5

 

O’Carrolls Football Club

 

 

FEBRUARY

 

image002.jpg       01.03.09           6-A-SIDE RESULT 26.02.09 – O’Carrolls 4 –1 Sverge

 

Scorers: James Nutt (2), Neville Poole (2)

 

Line up - Matt, Nev, Tancey, Paddy, Gus and me. Score 4-1 - Nev grabbed two and so did I. Some great passing and one touch moves, Gus involved in most. Tancey at the back never looked in trouble and their only goal was a breakaway that he could do nothing about. Kept the ball well and took our chances, Matt pulled off some good saves. Paddy up to his trickery and Nev managed to toe in a brace.

James Nutt

 

 

image002.jpg        01.03.09           7-A-SIDE RESULT 25.02.09 – Inter Caramellos 0 – 2 O’Carrolls

 

Scorer: Michael Harrod (2)

 

Great result for the lads on Wednesday as we complete the double over Inter Caramello. It puts OC’s third on 12 points, three points off leaders PSV Hangover with a goal difference of 4, just one less than the leaders. Any kind of victory over PSV next week could seal the title for us, but we do need Richo’s Waka Specials, who are second on 13 points, to drop points against Inter Oranginos. That game will be played at the same time as ours, so all we can do is just go out and get a result against PSV and hope it goes our way. Best of luck lads! Regardless of how it pans out though, the position we’re in is a further sign of the improvement of O’Carrolls in this competition. We’re guaranteed to finish ahead of both Inter Caramello and Orangino, as well as Sumo, all teams that we have failed to finish higher than in the previous two seasons in which we have qualified for the Premier 1 group. 

The Editor

 

 

image002.jpg        22.02.09           6-A-SIDE RESULT 19.02.09 – O’Carrolls 9 – 0 Genhack

 

Scorers: James Nutt (4), Angus Welton (2), Martin Thomas, Neville Poole, Paul Tancell

 

Won 9-0 last Thursday in the graveyard game. Line up was Barney in goal, Tancey (on his indoor return), Gus, Nev, me and Paddy. Got off to a great start when Tancey fired in after 30 seconds, we were cruising and 6-0 up after eight minutes, could have been a cricket score. Some of the football in the first half was great, one touch that led to a number of goals. All had scored at one point except for Barney and Nev, then Nev managed to grab one that squeezed in over the line, so close in fact that Paddy thought it was still in play even though the rest of us were behind the half way and lined up waiting for the centre. In the end scorers were Gus (2), me (4), Paddy, Nev and Tancey. Good game considering it was so late, their goalie was making his indoor debut and I wonder whether he will return.

James Nutt

 

 

image002.jpg        22.02.09           7-A-SIDE RESULT 18.02.09 – O’Carrolls 3 – 0 Africa One

 

Scorers: Graham Kay, James Nutt, Paul Gibbons

 

Quite a turn around since the two defeats at the start of the year as we find ourselves just three points off the top of the table with two games to go, the last of which is against top-of-the-table PSV Hangover. The one and only previous meeting with PSV was November 2005 and we thumped them 8-0; I think they’ll be a different proposition this time round. Next up its rivals Inter Caramello, who we beat 3-1 back at the start of December. Another result against them could set up a potential title decider against PSV the following week.

The Editor

 

 

image002.jpg        15.02.09           6-A-SIDE RESULT 12.02.09 – O’Carrolls 3 – 1 Hamstrung United

 

Scorers: Angus Welton, James Nutt, Michael Harrod

 

Last Thursday we won 3-1 against Hamstrung, went 1-0 down and managed to turn it around. Line up was Barney, Nev, Paddy, myself, Joey and the big man in the middle returned... Gus. [Who goes in goal these days? No mention of The Glove in the line up for the last two games...] First goal back was a free kick from me, not the cleanest connection and went in off the nearest post, truth be told I was aiming for the far! Then we were controlling the game and had some good passing moves but no final product. Then Gustav managed to score from a very tight angle with a great finish. We then kept possession and Joey scored another from a tight angle with seconds remaining. At times it felt like we were playing against seven, with the ref and his interesting decisions, then at half time it felt like eight as six Hamstrung guys lined up in the wall! Luckily the quick-witted ref hauled one off. Good finish in the end and another win.

James Nutt

 

 

image002.jpg        15.02.09           7-A-SIDE RESULT 11.02.09 – O’Carrolls 2 – 1 Inter Oranginos

 

Scorer: Graham Kay (2)

 

 

image002.jpg        08.02.09           6-A-SIDE RESULT 05.02.09 – O’Carrolls 6 – 2 Skillz That Killz

 

Scorers: James Nutt (4), Michael Harrod (2)

 

Got 2009 off to a winning start indoors last night, a bit of squad rotation needed as we had a few absentee's travelling down to Wellington to watch some egg-chasing or, more likely, get smashed and forget about the 7's. So Barney, Paddy, Nev, myself, Jobba and Joey lined up against Skillz That Killz. Never looked in danger of losing and grabbed a couple of quick goals, the second was the pick of the night; four one touch passes ended in a goal. Further discussion uncovered Paddy as the outfield player who missed out on a touch. Joey got a couple of goals with some great finishing, I managed to grab four, one of which was a penalty. All in all a good game with some good movement and passing; thanks to those that stepped in to play.

James Nutt

 

 

image002.jpg       05.02.09           7-A-SIDE RESULT 04.02.09 – Sumo 1 – 4 O’Carrolls

 

Scorers: Graham Kay, James Nutt, Martin Thomas, Paul Gibbons

 

 

JANUARY

image002.jpg       01.02.09           7-A-SIDE RESULT 28.01.09 – O’Carrolls 1 – 5 Go Feet

 

Scorer: Graham Kay

 

That’s a crushing defeat for the boys and it ranks right up there with our heaviest ever defeats. Go Feet matched this winning margin with a 4-0 defeat back in January 2007. It’s the fifth time we’ve conceded five goals in a game - against Hamstrung in March 2005 in our inaugural 6-A-Side season and in a three game run in January 2006 in the Summer League competition, going down 5-2 (Brasil), 5-2 (Nigeria) and 5-4 (Chile). I don’t think anybody would disagree with me if I said we weren’t really taking that competition all that seriously! Next week we’re up against Sumo; we went down 2-1 last time we met in 2007/2008 but had two narrow victories over them in 2006/2007, so this should be a competitive game.

The Editor

 

 

image002.jpg        27.01.09           7-A-SIDE RESULT 21.01.09 – Richo’s Waka Specials 4 – 3 O’Carrolls FC

 

Scorers: James Nutt, Martin Thomas, Nick Morrison

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