Sephiroth9611:  what movie were we doing fake dialogue  from the other day?
SOLDIERofficer81:
Terminator II?
SOLDIERofficer81:
No, I don't know.
Sephiroth9611:  (Sarah Connor) 
john
Sephiroth9611: 
*waves john close for a hug*
Sephiroth9611: 
*feels john for wounds*
SOLDIERofficer81:  (John Connor)
I said I was ok!
Sephiroth9611: 
john, that was stupid!
Sephiroth9611: 
you're too important
SOLDIERofficer81:
I had to get you out of that place!
Sephiroth9611:  (The Terminator) 
what's wrong with your eyes?
SOLDIERofficer81:
Nothing...
Sephiroth9611:  (Sarah Connor) 
so what's your story?
Sephiroth9611: 
tell me!
Sephiroth9611: 
slow down, you want us to get pulled over!
SOLDIERofficer81:  (The Terminator)
Series 800 terminator.  Model  101.
  Cyborg tactical infiltrator.

Sephiroth9611: 
pay attention to me!
Sephiroth9611: 
killer huh
Sephiroth9611: 
efficient
Sephiroth9611: 
you did reese and now you're here to do john
SOLDIERofficer81:
I have detailed files.
Sephiroth9611: 
pull over and get out
SOLDIERofficer81:
*vehicle stops*
SOLDIERofficer81:
My mission is to protect John  Connor.
Sephiroth9611: 
get out.  i don't need you to protect him
SOLDIERofficer81:  (John Connor)
Mom, we need him!
Sephiroth9611: 
FINE!  just head south
Sephiroth9611: 
will these heal up?
Sephiroth9611: 
you're not much good to us if you can't pass  for human
SOLDIERofficer81:  (The Terminator)
Affirmative.
Sephiroth9611:  (John Connor) 
no no no, you got to listen to teh way people  talk
SOLDIERofficer81:
Affirmative.
SOLDIERofficer81:
"Fuck you, asshole!"
Sephiroth9611: 
you can't say shit like affirmative
Sephiroth9611: 
no no no!
Sephiroth9611: 
you say, hasta la vista, baby!
Sephiroth9611: 
chill out, dickwad
Sephiroth9611: 
or you can do combinations
SOLDIERofficer81:
Hasta la vista, dickwat!
Sephiroth9611: 
uuuuh, we'll work on it
Sephiroth9611:  (Sarah Connor) 
terminator, pull over
Sephiroth9611: 
i said pull over
Sephiroth9611: 
NOW.
Sephiroth9611: 
i need to go to the bathroom
SOLDIERofficer81:
The vehicle has not moved since I  pulled over.
Sephiroth9611: 
john, come take a walk with me
Sephiroth9611: 
terminator, stay with the car
SOLDIERofficer81:
John, please do not leave my  sight.
Sephiroth9611: 
*outside*
SOLDIERofficer81:  (John Connor)
Mom, what's going on?
Sephiroth9611: 
john, i want you take off running, okay?
SOLDIERofficer81:
Why, I like him.
Sephiroth9611: 
go NOW!  I'll hold him off
Sephiroth9611: 
*cocks gun*
SOLDIERofficer81:
No!  If I'm the leader of the  future, why can't you listen to me once, huh?
Sephiroth9611: 
*you don't know any better yet, now run!*
SOLDIERofficer81:
NO!  Fuck you Mom!  *runs for  the car*
Sephiroth9611: 
john! come back!
SOLDIERofficer81:
*gets in car with Terminator*   Drive!
Sephiroth9611: 
*tires screech as the car drives off*
Sephiroth9611:  (The Terminator) 
we cannot leave sarah connor
Sephiroth9611: 
the T 1000 may anticipate this move
SOLDIERofficer81:
I don't care,  She's totally psycho!
Sephiroth9611:  (Sarah Connor) 
lousy brat leaves me behind!
Sephiroth9611:  (The Terminator) 
John, we are going back for Sarah Connor
SOLDIERofficer81:
No, I ORDER not to go back!
Sephiroth9611: 
John, I'm sorry
Sephiroth9611: 
but sarah connor is a mission priority
SOLDIERofficer81:
FUCK YOU!  She's not a priority  to me!
Sephiroth9611: 
then why did we save her from the T1000?
SOLDIERofficer81:
She was my mom then.  She's a  psycho now.
Sephiroth9611: 
*ties john up and lets sarah back into the car*
SOLDIERofficer81:  (Sarah Connor)
Tell me about Reece.
Sephiroth9611: 
what about him?
SOLDIERofficer81:
Fine, don't tell me.  Tell me about  your world.
Sephiroth9611: 
I was a cyborg infiltrator before i was  disabled and reprogrammed by john connor in the future
SOLDIERofficer81:
How many have killed?
Sephiroth9611: 
my memories of my previous missions were  deleted
SOLDIERofficer81:
Are you programmed to take  orders from me?
SOLDIERofficer81:
I ASKED you a question!
Sephiroth9611: 
No, but preserving your life is a mission  priority
SOLDIERofficer81:
Just head south.
Sephiroth9611: 
affirmative

Later on.....

Sephiroth9611:  (Sarah Connor) 
como esta!?
Sephiroth9611:  (Enrique) 
you're pretty jumpy connor
SOLDIERofficer81:  (Sarah Connor)
Y tu!
Sephiroth9611: 
you're pretty famous
Sephiroth9611: 
you, john, your big friend, all over the  FUCKIN' TV!
SOLDIERofficer81:
I just came for my stuff.  I need  food clothes and one of your BEST trucks.
Sephiroth9611: 
hey, how about the fillings out of my  FUCKING TEETH?!
SOLDIERofficer81:
NOW Enrique.
SOLDIERofficer81:
You two, you're on weapons  detail.

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