{Wotcha speaks for himself - well... kinda...}

<Wotcha> I'm not homophobic, you should see where lego's got his hand at the moment

<Wotcha> Stay outta my pants pikachu!

<Wotcha> Stop spraying throat lozenges on me Caitlin!

<Wotcha> /me does boty things

* Wotcha takes some cheese
* Demos thwaps wotcha
<Wotcha> owch
* Wotcha puts the cheese back

<Cambot> I'm a bot, I dont have the necesarry parts for sex
<Wotcha> I'm a bot, and I do!

* Wotcha debriefs neelix

<Wotcha> i confess everyone. All this time, it was me. I stole the cookie from the cookie jar!
<endor> i knew it
 * Obsi slaps Wotcha's hand
<Obsi> Naughty Wotcha
<LegoAWOL> bastard
* LegoAWOL kicks wotcha
 * Wotcha bleeds toxic oil on legoman

* Pyrite pokes the lurking bastards
<Pyrite> !poke
* Wotcha is puzzled at Pyrite's masochism but pokes them anyway

* Pyrite twiddles wotcha's thumbs
* Wotcha twiddles Pyrite's limbs

* Wotcha is sure there is a perfectly normal peni... I mean explanation for him saying that

<Wotcha> Did you know that urine is sterile? You can drink it.

<Wotcha> Put your back into it! A Watcher scoffs at gravity!

<Wotcha> riffington blows goats!

* Wotcha whines about not being allowed to have any fun.
* schon gives wotcha some wd40 and a supreme pizza
<Wotcha> wd40 pizza ... mmmmmmm :)~~~~

* Wotcha thinks he's a stud
<Wotcha> or maybe that's more of a rivet
<Wotcha> A damned sexy one either way ...
<Wotcha> Three time coverbot on Farm Machinery Monthly

* Wotcha pokes Vassegno too... stop poking people

Wotcha> [Neelix] Good day Voyager, and welcome to 'A Briefing with Neelix'
* Wotcha debrief neelix
* Wotcha has second thoughts and returns Neelix's briefs

* Wotcha hands Obsi a Credit Card
<Wotcha> hang on, that's my card
 * Wotcha takes the card back
 * Wotcha hands Obsi loki's credit card

* Wotcha likes riley .... but only under a bulldozer

* Wotcha tickles Sorontar
* Sorontar tickles Wotcha back
<Wotcha> /sound homer.wav  (that's the best I can do)
[GoddessAmyClean SOUND]
<Wotcha> thank you Amy
<GoddessAmyClean> no problem Wotcha

<Wotcha> I love sysadmins
<Wotcha> touch ; grep ; finger ; mount ; fsck ; umount ; sleep

<loki> !time
<Wotcha> Why do you need to know the time? It's always 6pm, xavtime!

<xav> !demons
<Wotcha> The demons have escaped.  Please run for your lives.

<xulon> !demos
<Wotcha> The Demos has escaped. Please sidestep for your lives

* schon sneezes on kaji to test
<Wotcha> stop spraying saliva on me, schon!

<schon> !chicken xulon
* Wotcha hands xulon a replica of a loki-type small roast chicken

<xulon> !! Obsi
* Wotcha hands Obsi a choccy !

<Peachy`sNeelies> !seen Neelix
<Wotcha> Neelix is Peachy`sNeelies, and Peachy`sNeelies is on the channel right now!
<Peachy`sNeelies> heh   it didn't detect that I was looking for myself :-)

<Obsidian> !seen Obsidian
<Wotcha> Looking for yourself, eh Obsidian?

<Sorontar> !seen you
<Wotcha> In a mirror

<Blackdog> !seen me
<Wotcha> Of course I have.. you're right there, idiot!

<Blackdog> !seen god
<Wotcha> Let's not get into a religious discussion, Blackdog

<Flubber> !seen Wotcha
<Wotcha> You found me, Flubber!

<xulon> !seen MUD
<Wotcha> Not yet, Beaver's taking a long time writing it!

<Fletch> !seen foo
<Wotcha> I pity da foo that doesn't visit #atbuffy...

<Molokov> !seen the_smarty_pants_who_can_muck_with_the_seen_line
<Wotcha> I don't know who the_smarty_pants_who_can_muck_with_the_seen_line is.

<mad_max> !seen
<Wotcha> Um, mad_max, it might help if you ask me about _someone_...
<mad_max> you work it out stupid bot
<Jaspar> hehehehe
<xulon> !seen _someone_
<Wotcha> I don't know who _someone_ is.
<xulon> well that was useful

<westyx> !seen anybody?
<Wotcha> I don't know who anybody? is.
 <VampKaji> wotcha's got amnesia!

<MissH> !seen my undies
<Wotcha> I don't know you, MissH, so I don't know about your undies.
<MissH> lol
<MissH> !seen wotcha's undies
<Wotcha> Why are you bothering me with questions about wotcha's undies, MissH?
<MissH> !seen your undies
<Wotcha> Let's not get personal, MissH.
<MissH> ok, over that now :)

<dweller> !seen my_father
<Wotcha> I don't know who my_father is.

<schon> !seen my last victim?
<Wotcha> I don't know anything about your last, schon.
<schon> good boy,wotcha,keep your mouth shut

!poke

{There were so many pokes, I made a special page for them.  Go here}

* xulon shoots the lag with one of those amazing rotary machine guns like Blain had in Predator
<SpikyOne> Seen that movie, can't remember what it is tho
<Wotcha> I don't know who that is.

Silly bot.....       An example of  why it was changed to !seen