<not_xav> vass: depends.....will you be wearing the little safari suit?

<Vassegno> not enuf cream dammit...
<not_xav> you were gonna eat just cream?
<Vassegno> i was gonna add some coccoa maybe...
<not_xav> oh....well thats different.......thats almost a 3 course meal.......
<Vassegno> tho there are some timtams in the freezer...
<not_xav> if it was milo and not coccoa.....and you added the timtams.....then that really is a meal.....

* xaverlex complains about the lack of baby sacrifices he recieves these days.....

<xaverlex> vass: hmm.......I don't know.........I've had troubles with 'slightly used' things before.......that slightly used liver was bad.......

* xaverlex fails to notice and is left with a frisbee shaped dent in his forehead

* xulon thinks phones are good, but he's not good at speaking on them
* xaverlex thinks phone = valuable time that could be better utilised with a modem.....

* xaverlex whacks the keyboard with a cheap nasty counterfeit version of endor's trusty glove of doom -"DAMN YOU TYPOS!". The 6th finger on the glove breaks off and takes the q key with it.....,
* xaverlex . o O ( Awww crap....... )

* Demos considers the other pie that's lurking upstairs
<xaverlex> dem: you are morally obliged to eat it.......if it is lurking then it can only be doing evil
* Demos goes to stalk down the second evil-doing pie
<Demos> For the good of humanity!
* Demos will brb
<xaverlex> dem: tis your duty
<xaverlex> "FOR THE GOOD OF THE DEMOSCRACY!"

* xaverlex suggests a victory parade for demos
* xaverlex . o O ( maybe a tickerpop parade? ;) )

* not_xav returns to pushing the elephant up the stairs

<not_xav> "let us face launceston and pray"

<SpikyOne> The Bog Of Eternal Stench!!!!
* xaverlex apologises and slinks off to the corner

* xaverlex points to the sundial in an adamant fashion!

* xaverlex threatens to nail boards across the door (much in the manner of the monster at the end of the book) to prevent any others leaving

* xaverlex starts drawing a bus on the outside of a cardboard box and making "brrm brrm" sounds

<xav> F@!@$##@!%#%$#$%^#& &*)*@%$(&$#%(&!#$%&%()&$#%(#!$%$#!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

<Obsidian> Xav: can I put the pic of you up on the pic site?
<xav> obsi: you found it?
<Obsidian> Beav sent it to me
<Riff> xav: I had a copy on my parents' computer
* xav pulls faces at beav
 * Riff isn't stalking you.... ;)
<xav> yeah sure :)
* Demos however, IS!
<Obsidian> is that a yes?
<xav> obsi: yes it was a yes
<xav> provided its not the picture of me drunk its ok...;)
<Obsidian> hhehheee
<Obsidian> cool
* xav . o O ( yes I know I look drunk in the pic you DO have.....but its an entirely different type of drunk look..... )

* Wotcha pokes xav & Obsidian & Fletch & Moridin & Tessie for loki.. stop idling!
* xav isn't idling.....he's trying to reaccustom himself to mouskeys

* xav unlocks the soundproof door to the observatory and is instantly bombarded by the #atbuffy orchestra playing their own rendition of happy birthday to ebe. This (as always) bears a striking resemblance to 'pop goes the weasel'.....

* xav sneezes and 53 well trained commandos charge across channel to hand him a tissue before vanishing from whence they came......

* xav prods obsi and dem
<Obsidian> hey !
<xav> obsi: you were being silent and dem-like.......you needed prodding

* xav swears at the internet for not being interesting

* xav is never wrong ever......but that's cos he's pig headed and stupid :)

* xav taps the monitor to make conversation fall onto the screen

<Gelphi> boys have swords, girls have scabards
* xav . o O ( anatomy with Gelphi...... )

* xav watched dogma yesterday and is now spending entirely too much time trying to figure out why his hockey stick won't open vortexes in the space time continuium.......

* not_xav crushes the olsen twins with a zamboni

* xaverlex spits on telstra....PTOOEE!

* xaverlex DEMANDS mare awakeness!!

 * xav recomends the purchase of a xavclock.......perfect gift for all occasions

* xav . o O ( mental note: force feed loki chocolate for hilarious results )

* Neelix looks in
<xav> "and neelix now modelling the finest in #atbuffy knitwear....."

* Skunkboy does the bear cha cha cha just to prove he is awake
xav> I don't consider the bear cha cha cha is sufficient proof of awakeness.....

* xav recommends we all abandon our beliefs and worship the great anvil

<xav> I heard about a guy once who claimed he'd met someone who paid for software.....
<Melz> xav: nah... that's not true... is it?? :)
<xav> melz: I think it was a lie personally....

* xav gives skunkboy a friendly "hello" kick to the groin

<gosh> night kids, Im off to my bed for sleepies
*** gosh has quit IRC
<xav> bah! GET BACK HERE SO WE MAY GIVE PROPER GOODBYES!!!!

<Obsidian> UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! fucking useless fucking bloody shit of a thing.....
<xaverlex> obsi: I take it you aren't happy? :(

Taken from Wotcha Stats: "skunk died......must........suppress.........laughter......."

* xav_away debates whether to fibreglass his pig tonite......

<Obsidian> I changed my e-mail address, now I've lost my list
<Obsidian> do you know if you can delete yourself?
<xaverlex> I imagine it would be a rather difficult process

Taken from Wotcha Stats: "Crap!Crap!Crap!Crap!Crap!Crap!Crap!"