<Mare> 'giw giywkl Ujbiq
<PeachdEgg> Mare has fallen on the keyboard

<Cambot> I'm a bot, I dont have the necesarry parts for sex

<PeachdEgg> how does one love ajf with carrots?

<Michiru> i think i seriously need some sleep. i'm going hentai.

* Obsidian goes to dunk herself in sheepdip
<Michiru> ohhhhh obsi you're soooo sexy!
<Obsidian> Michiru: I think you have the wrong obsi  ....
<Obsidian> :)
<Michiru> obsi you smell lovely.. like sheep
<Obsidian> Loooovely.. thanks Michiru
* Michiru declares it now, she's a kiwi

{This is a rather long one, but the whole thing makes me giggle}

* PurePeachedEgg sttops didlgfing
* Moridin wonders what a didlgfing is.
<Moridin> or how one didlgfins
<PurePeachedEgg> neelies trnaslote pls!
<Moridin> Ahh, Egg's universal translator has been hacked by Willow and is malfunctioning.
* xulon translates that one as "transle" :)
<xulon> or translate even :)
<PurePeachedEgg> mmm willow worked on my uni eresal trasnot but I ewas so busy drolling over her I think I csaudrf iy yo shoty vitvuiy
 * xulon attempts to repair the short circuits
<PurePeachedEgg>  tie doesn't hjelp eotjer tjhay all thje lttters have worn off my keyvbostf
 * xulon hands PeachedEgg some stickers with letters on... and takes the cat off her keyborad :)
<PurePeachedEgg> stevs on my keyovrad?
<Neelix> <PurePeachedEgg> mmm willow worked on my uni eresal trasnot but I ewas so busy drolling over her I think I csaudrf iy yo shoty vitvuiy = <PurePeachedEgg> mmm willow worked on my universal translator but I was so busy drooling over her I think I caused it to short circuit
<xulon> yay... I translated that one :)
<PurePeachedEgg>  eenelies and the one beforfe 5trhtta too pelase, one or  hinkt there was
<xulon> still have no clue on didlgfing, except perhaps "downloading"
<Neelix> <PurePeachedEgg>  it doesn't help that all the letters have worn off my keyboard
<Moridin> That's the advantage of touch typing. Doesn't matter if the letters wear off :)
<Moridin> But you can always get a marker and write them back on. Like they do with the OK button on the eftpos machine at the supermarkets.
<PurePeachedEgg> I can touch type
<PurePeachedEgg> just not very well latre at nite on irc case then I sont bother, it;'s more fun to get my neeliews to translatre
<Neelix> *smiles*
<PurePeachedEgg> * PurePeachedEgg sttops didlgfing <- neleies you still gotta trasnlate thatbone
<Neelix> <PurePeachedEgg> just not very well latre at nite on irc case then I sont bother, it;'s more fun to get my neeliews to translatre = <PurePeachedEgg> just not very well late at nite on irc cause then I dont bother, it's more fun to get my neelies  to translate
<Neelix> oh ok just a moment :-)
<Moridin> didlgfing = idling
<PurePeachedEgg> wow!
<PurePeachedEgg> congrats Moridin!
* xulon is impressed
* PurePeachedEgg gives Moridin an honorary "Tyypoese Translator" badge]

<PeachedEgg> Egg? I'm an egg!

<Tara> hmm my pic needs upfating on the people page

<InsaneTara> and I found out the other day at work you really can buy blow up sheep - I know what I want for christmas ;)~~~

<PumpkinBoy> ever gone crazy with a polaroid? or sat naked on a scanner?
* PeachedEgg has a scanner...

* SexynSultry hopes nothing from tonite makes it onto either the stats page or the quotes page  {  Of course not   ;) }

SexynSultry> better watch my mouth in here
<SexynSultry> before i go blabbing all about my paper machie fetish
<SexynSultry> and other stuff

<AmytheUndateabl> <gosh> hmmm, amy, are you saying that IYHO, goin gto bed with xian is worse than losing bladder control? <- I bet that gets into the stats
<Neelix> lol
<Christian> heh
<Neelix> it prolly will
<AmytheUndateabl> but it'll get cut off so I'm safe :)        {Heheheheheheheheheheehehhehehehehe}

<GoddessAmy> i'm a fucking good girl

how big is windows 98? about 200 meg?
<GoddessAmy> 666?                                        {Demos said it too, but Amy was about a second quicker according to my log}

<GoddessAmyBuff> max I'm bored, can we play the naked women game pleeeeaaase?

* Neelix sighs and notes that he doesn't get any huggles :-(
<GoddessAmyBuff> I'm flat out trying to get to sex with xulon!

<GoddessAmyBuff> goodnite all! had my sex huggles now I can go sleep

*** GoddessAmyBuff sets mode: +oooo loki mad_max Metamorf Neelix
<GoddessAmyBuff> there we go quadruple op score!

<GabyAmy> can I take your tongue to bed with me again Caitlin?

<GoddessAmyDrunk> this dress is so short, it barelys covers my butt

* GoddessAmyDrunk giggles and tries not to tip her chair over backwards

<GoddessAmySober> if I was a bot, would I be consdieredd a sophosticated bot?

<GoddessAmySober> hey the pics page has been updated! awww not me tho

<GoddessAmySober> hey what happened to your sex?

<GoddessAmy> penis straws, penis lipstick, penis earrings, penis keyrings... I fucking sick of penises!

* GoddessAmyBuff sighs. anyone wanna be my hero and slay these lags demons?

<GoddessAmy> you know it's time for sleep when you misread a dvd player region discussion as a religous discussion

Taken from Wotcha Stats:"oh no gelphi so I don't have to be moist"

* GoddessAmy reads her quotes on the pics page and is shcoked at her own bad typing

* GoddessMike blights max with a curse of acne

<Mare> Waterloo...
<Mare> couldn't escape if I wanted too
<GoddessYam> your toilet is flooded?

* GoddessYam is away - excerising - Messages will be huffed and puffed and blown away

<AmytheUndressed> why did I type naked instead of windows?
<AmytheUndressed> mut've been round Christian too long

<AmytheUndressed> well this nick worked last nite to generate some fun... :P

<AmytheUnknown> I'm so horny

<GoddessAmy> i'm trainig christian up as a typoese translator too

<GoddessAmy> "the penis is an evil little tool" - gorgeie parker on GNW debate

<GoddessAmy> Metamorf maybe if I get good at faking it, I wont need the real thing

<redwigamyredtan> wooden spoons turn me on

<AmytheHuggable> I like sheep!