<penpen> Did you realise that Obsidian didn't take my death threats seriously because I live in a different state.
<penpen> And hence didn't take down my picture.
<Obsidian> :)
<Obsidian> Pen: did you want your pic taken down?  I thought you were just going to send another
 <penpen> Well I don't want your sister to see such an unsexy picture or me.
<Obsidian> lol
<Obsidian> she's already seen it
<penpen> No wonder she didn't give me her phone number.

<Me> an olympic race with one person in it
<penpen> The worst part is that I could have lapped the poor man.
<Jaspar> i saw that 100m heat this morning
<Jaspar> 1 guy
<Jaspar> barely made it
<Jaspar> was cool
<Jaspar> gets to go home and say he won his heat
<penpen> Hey maybe I can represent his country at the next olympics.
<Me> I thought he was going to drown half way
<penpen> Well he had to train in pool only twenty metres long.
<penpen> I highly suspect that his feet could always touch the bottom in it.
<penpen> And well I'm kinda doubtful it had water in it.

<penpen> I've been on a horse before (in non sexual way of course).

<Me> how is weight lifting a sport?
<penpen> I think it's more of a sport that aquistrian.
<penpen> It's all horse in those events. All the rider has to do is not fall off.
<penpen> It's like having dog training at the olympics.
<penpen> Whoever has the best trained dog get's a gold medal.
<penpen> I just don't believe that something that relies so heavily an Animal shouldn't be an olympic sport.
<penpen> Well I might make an exception if they give the horse a medal as well.
<penpen> But until then don't bother trying to argue that it should be in.

<penpen> I can't seem to do the things that I used to anymore.
<schon> penpen:don't worry,when you get old enough you won't remember them :)
<penpen> I have problems with my memory now.
<penpen> I used to be able to go out and recall everything.
<penpen> Now I go out and I can end up with some girls phone number in my phone and I have nfi how it got there.
<penpen> Then I get to thinking what if I was so drunk, and it was really a man.
<penpen> And so I don't call and I feel bad, because I took some poor girls phone number (well probably a girl), and didn't call them.

* schon listens to neil diamond/stones (sue me)
<Misty> hehe
<penpen> schon: Oh I intend to.
<Penpen> Neil Diamond, maybe your ears are made from stones.

*** xulon has quit IRC (We'll go somewhere where there's cheese...)
<penpen> Wenslydale?

* penpen Enters on a pogo stick and regards everbody with quiet dignity

* penpen is afk.. (*Penguins can cook..*)

<penpen> Sorry that's not to be. I just reprogrammed my ring tone to be the Theme of Angel and have a Buffy logo on my phone now.. So I'm feeling a little bit pathetic at the moment.

<penpen> Well Obsidian is a piece of volcanic glass that whilst being incredibly brittle is also amazing strong and beautiful. It's also something that's extremely rare and valuable.