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<Obsidian> hey... theres nothing wrong with ULC reverends,........we work hard for our ordainment
* ObsiAngel . o O ( wisdom measured by the amount of drive space your Book Of Shadows takes up...... )
<Obsidian> Neelix: you could never be redundant :)
<Neelix> lol thanks :-)
* Obsidian watches her nose grow a cm longer...
<Obsidian> *grumble grumble* bloody napster *grumble grumble*
* Obsidian slamd her head against the monitor
<Obsidian> smals even
<Obsidian> slams
<Obsidian> Grrr
* Obsidian awaits the mIRC spellchecker
<Obsidian> and again, I display my stupidity to the world *sigh*
* Obsidian cuts open Hoju's head and rips his brains out
(with a pair of tweesers) ...and flicks them at Demos
* Obsidian . o O ( then learns to spell and/or type )
* Demos gives obsi a ACN -- 666-666-666
<Obsidian> LMAO
<Obsidian> Hey...that's the same as my ABN
<Demos> rofl
<Moridin> Hey, who gave you my Tax File Number?
<Blackdog> If beginnings have and ends have beginnings
what do middles have?
<Obsidian> Blackdog: fat rolls
<gosh> FUCK FUCK FUCK
<xulon> gosh?
<Obsidian> Gosh: not infront of the children....
* gosh bits her lip to dtop from larfig
* Obsidian bites Gosh's lip too
* Christan won a ticket to see Frequency! woo!
* Kajikit still doesn't know what frequency is
*** ObsiBall is now known as Kenneth
* Kenneth doesn't know either
<Kajikit> huh?
*** Kenneth is now known as Obsidian
<Obsidian> REM song.. nevermind
<Obsidian> *sigh*
* Christian sings "I'm a creep! I'm a weirdo!"
* GoshGat sings "I know.."
* GG-Obsi leans over and thwaps kaji
<GG-Kaji> ack
* GG-Kaji hides under the desk and behind jaggath
<GG-Obsi> *demonic laugh*
* GoshGat2 thwapsd obsi
* GoshGat easily ducks the drunken thwap
<GoshGat> and laughs
<GoshGat2> hey!!!!!!!!
<GoshGat> :P
* Obsidian has bones..... they are just "protected" to stop them breaking easily!
<Obsidian> You and that damn wrestling.....
<EBE> Obsi: Silence! :)
<Obsidian> EBE: :P
<Obsidian> The Obsi can never be silenced!
* EBE hugs Obsi.
<Obsidian> ok.... well perhaps that helps for a moment
* EBE licks Obsi.
<EBE> :)
<Obsidian> eeek.. EBE spit
* Obsidian goes to dunk herself in sheepdip
<jaggath> Pika did not know about the upcoming Nuptials
between me an Kaji :)
* Pikachu has been bush for 3 of the past 4 weeks
* Obsidian was Clinton last week
<Obsidian> planning to be Nixon next week too
*** Gelphi sets mode: -o Gelphi
*** Wotcha sets mode: +o Gelphi
<Obsidian> can I play that game?
*** Obsidian sets mode: -o Gelphi
*** Obsidian sets mode: +o Gelphi
*** xulon is now known as xulophone
* Obsidian plays the Xulophone
<schon> obsi:do you know about my legendary "lick cure"?
<Obsidian> is it similar to my legendary gag reflex
;)
<Obsidian> A man walks into a bar ... ouch!
{I really REALLY don't remember saying this... }
<Obsidian> :)
<Mare> I'm hoping the wet hanky on the eye will stop
me from rubbing it...
<Obsidian> poking it out would help too I suspect
<Obsidian> hmm.. they never put enough twisties in a twistie packet...
*** Pres_Gore has quit IRC (Broken
pipe)
* Obsidian calls a plumber
<Obsidian> <sarcasm on> YAY... Misty sent me a pic
of a Huntsman she found in her room......<sarcasm off>
<LordRiffington> Obsi: woo.....
<Obsidian> hmm.. let's send an arachnaphobic a pic
of a spider....
<Karenji> eeeeeeppps
<Karenji> obsi - are you spiderscared?
* Obsidian is Spider shitscared...
<Obsidian> hmm.. I wrote Nov 13th on a bit of paper
months ago, and now I forgot why
{Now I've written it here... and
I still don't know why... it was probably an important reminder.... or
my expiry date...or something}
<Dsthenes> evil wotcha!
* Dsthenes thwaps wotcha
* Obsidian was going to make wotcha thwap back..
but couldn't be bothered
<Obsidian> though that counts though right?
<Obsidian> so... I'll take this opportunity to tell
my friends about OneTel.....
<Obsidian> If you like having your phone mysteriously
disconnected.... calling them 4 times, writing to them 3 times without
reply.... then OneTel is the phone Company for you....
<Obsidian> if you don't, however... I suggest you
use 2 tin cans and a length of rope
*** ajf has quit IRC (sleep!)
* Obsidian runs after ajf and gives him a hug
<Obsidian> *smirk*
<Obsidian> long hair can be annoying, I have had it
fly out the window of the car, and then wound up the window to find myself
stuck.... trying to go around a roundabout with your head almost against
the window isn't fun...
<Obsidian> and it gets stuck under my boyfriend, so
I get stuck until I wake him up and ask him to move LOL
<Obsidian> teaches me to wind up a window just before
going around a round about..
<Obsidian> and funniest... sometimes I get myself
stuck... if I lie down on it in a particular way, I can't lift my head
enough to get up.. so I have to try and roll off sideways :)
<Obsidian> it sounds easy... but it can be hard to
get unstuck sometimes...
<Obsidian> well, it is for unco me
<Obsidian> i am eating sherbet from a lolly in the
shape of a foot..
* Obsidian licks sherbet from between lolly toes... yum
<Obsidian> hehe, a quote: "Anything not nailed
down is mine.
<Obsidian> Anything I can pry up is not nailed down."
* BusyKaji slips in
* Obsidian holds up the banana peel looking sheepish
<Demosthenes> obsidia!
<ObsiUpdating> heya Dmeos
<ObsiUpdating> Dmos even
<ObsiUpdating> err...
<ObsiUpdating> Demos
<ObsiUpdating> :)
* ObsiUpdating hunts for the Peached EasterEgg
* Dsthenes hands obsidia a small roast oki
<Obsidian> yumm.... tastes like....chicken...
<Obsidian> ohhh..... my crabs are active tonight (hehehe)
* Obsi mopes in the corner with a secret stash of Demos's Choccy !'s
<Obsidian> Heya Fleeced
<Fleeced> Obsi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<Fleeced> I was just about to poke you.... :)
* Fleeced pokes Obsidian anyway...
<Obsidian> ahh I enjoy a good poking....
<Obsidian> .....microsoft crashes like the waves on a beach.....
* Obsidian thinks Outlook should either have an "undo" feature, or move the "send/receive" button further away from the "delete"
* Obsidian is working on previous logs at the moment
<Obsidian> up to dec 4!
<Obsidian> nearly up to this year YAY!
* Obsidian is still doing last century's logs... shocking