<Preacher> greetings my sexy Obsi                             {Sorry..... just had to put that one up <g>}

<AltarBoy> at least i speak english when i turn up drunk
<Weapon-X> You barely speak english when you aren't drunk

<Weapon-X> FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK YOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUU

<Obsidian> Lego: can we move the conversation away from my buttocks please... I know they make such a LARGE topic for conversation.... but please try to restrain yourself :)
<Fletch> obsi: I cannot leave them alone.  They're so sexy, so intriguing, so inviting, so smooshy
<Obsidian> smooshy?
<Obsidian> and they are not sexy... believe me :P
<Fletch> Obsi: I beg to differ
<Fletch> Anyway, all this talk about the greatness of Obsi's buttocks has got me far too horny to remain here. I must take my leave now

<Fletch> Tess would look good with an Amish style beard

<Kajilurks> put a sock in it fletch
<Fletch> no thanks........have you smelt my feet?

 * Fletch much prefers the re-vamped E!
 * loki hasn't watched it
<Fletch> its on now loki
<Fletch> Its not good
<Fletch> but better than it was
<loki> can't see the TV from here, I'm too lazy to go look
<Fletch> oh, its not worth getting up from a chair

<LegoAss> I hope that quote makes the stats page
<LegoAss> "It is itchy and unslighly"                                                          ;)

<LegoAss> should have gotten drunk before going shopping earlier, makes the aisles so much more bareable
<Fleeced> So does running up and down them likme a little kid
<LegoAss> when naked
<Fleeced> and masturbating
<LegoAss> thinking about Pik
<LegoAss> or is that just me?

* LegoAss bought Love Potions 1-8 and found they just don't work

<Jaspar> so is fletch fat and beared as we all imagined?
<Fletch> yes, yes I am
* Mare grins...
 * Mare agrees with Fletch...
<Mare> I met him...and almost fainted!!!
<Fletch> that was my leather g-string. Knew i shoulda worn pants

<Blackdog> Sydney is the centre of the universe in the same way my arsehole is the centre of my universe when I shit
*** DadsSon changes topic to 'Did anyone really want to think about The Blackdogs fecal remains?'

* Spartacus puts on his lurking pants

Fletch> Amy: I've grown rather attatched to my penis

Taken from Wotcha Stats: "WHA???????? DID SOMEONE SAY WANKERY???????"

<Vandelay> jesus is on the toilet?
<Vandelay> the last supper give him some bad problems
* bouncykitty blinks
<bouncykitty> eww

<HotterChoccy> I gained my ability when one day I was bitten by a radioactive penis

*** Pimpbot2000 is now known as _
<_> damn
<_> meh, this name is still pretty cool