<loki> hey!
<loki> my lap is comfy!

<loki> hey obsidia, don't intervene.. emos has been a bad emos and is attacking poor innocent meeeee
<loki> well.. if you do intervene.. be on my side at least!

* loki brandishes his magical ObsiShield +5 and thumps emos again for being a bad emos!

* Demos pours vodka on oki and throws a match on him
<Demos> aha!
<loki> yaaaaargh!
* loki flails around wildly and sets fire to emos accidentally

<loki> emos: does not!
<Demos> does too
<loki> does not
<Demos> does too!
<loki> not
<Demos> too!!!!

* loki pokes gosh
<gosh> ouch
<loki> aha!
<loki> there's life in them there goshes

* loki blames emos
<Tessie> yes, oki has feathers
* loki points an accusing finger at emos
<xulon> even if they come from all the roast chickens
<loki> *stabstab*

<lokiIdle> you mean "Lisa (.)(.) McCune"

<lokitnet> hey obsidia, how about some non-emos related mequotes! heh                               ;)

* loki sits on nat
<loki> ahh... comfy!

<loki> nat's got muscles in places we've never dreamed of...

<loki> nat: I don't dream of your muscles, just your breasts

<gosh> FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
<lokifood> gosh, this is *hardly* the time or place.

<loki> osbidia: yeah.. check the label: "CONTENTS MAY NOT BE AS AMUSING AS EXPECTED"

* loki peers at the bone that emos is pointing
* loki suddenly is glad that won't make the stats                             {Hehehe...think again....}

<dloki> next time, we'll remind obsidian to remind herself so she doesn't forget to remind herself to remember

<loki> she probably doesn't think I'm Sexy Anymore
<loki> especially since I killed her twice this afternoon..

<loki> just call him winajf, he likes it!

* loki gives obsidia a small roast chicken

 *** loki sets mode: +ooo Demos Tessie MissH
<loki> triple op score!

* Demos blames oki for the Fall of the Roman Empire
<loki> emos: dammit.. THEY started it!
 * loki was merely defending himself..

<jaggath> anyone here ?
<loki> no
<loki> we are figments of your imagination
<jaggath> LOL :)
<loki> unless, of course, you care to make a donation
<GG-Obsi> heya jag
<loki> cash is preferable

<loki> melinka: that data really brings out your eyes

* loki brandishes an ObsiShield in one hand, a NatSabre in the other

*** Fletch sets mode: +v loki
<Fletch> heh
<Fletch> love doing that
<Fletch> just so pointless
<loki> bah
*** Wotcha sets mode: +o loki
 *** loki sets mode: -vo loki loki
<Fletch> you're no fun
<loki> not true
<loki> I'm heaps-a-fun
* Tessie nods
<loki> that's me, loki "heaps-a-fun" NoSurnameSpecified
<Fletch> I thought loki was your middle name
<loki> oh it is
<loki> I'm loki "loki" "heaps-a-fun" NoSurnameSpecified
<Fletch> So, your surname isn't loki as well
<Fletch> Loki "loki" loki
<loki> lego: well sometimes my friends call me that

<Obsidian> My weekends are taken now..... strangely.. I actually have a non-computer life!!!!
<loki> obsidia: blasphemy! now let us never speak of such things again.

* loki is glad he spiked the channel water supply with water
<loki> sure, we're all dying slowly
<loki> but at least schon can't see nuttin
<loki> oops.. with lead, even

<loki> back back!
<loki> er.. bang bang!
* loki curses his typing..

<endor> will be lurking for a bit
<loki> endor lurking?? what are the odds???!

Taken from Wotcha Stats:"oh.. the @ means you're not an op(erator) in the channel"

Taken from Wotcha Stats:"I was that person who did that thing!"

<loki> mmmm.. elegantly slouching

<Jaspar> buggerybums
<loki> hoju: hmm that's a new word..
<loki> me like

<loki> melinka, me hungry.. got any food?
 * loki pesters melinka for food
 * Wotcha hands loki a replica of a loki-type small roast chicken
<melinka> i ain't got no food! dangnabbit
 * loki saws off a melinka arm and cooks it
<loki> mmm.. just like mama used to cook back home

<loki> grrr bloody hell my eyes
* loki rips his eyelids off
<loki> ahhh

* loki burps   {Charming lad...}

*** loki has quit IRC (evilobsidias!)

* loki claims this land in the name of..
<loki> well, me.

<loki> eww... Boys on the Side
 * loki waits for the sequel, Boys on Top

* loki . o O ( "if you cannot bring the obsidia to the sprinkler, bring the sprinkler to the obsidia" )

<loki> xav, stop popping in and out of here
* loki handcuffs xav to wotcha

<loki> !seen ajf
<Wotcha> ajf was last on IRC channel #atbuffy 13 days, 26 minutes ago.
<loki> yikes that's ages
<loki> where's an ajf to poke when you need him?

* loki chases xulon with a packet of soothers

Taken from Wotcha Stats:"ok, you know you love it except when you feel icky"

<loki> And the Lord said, "Let the endor be a couch." and it was so

<loki> And the Lord looked sternly down at the endor and saw that she was evil and her heart was filled with unclean thoughts.  He smote upon her with his trusty mace of disruption +2..

* loki anticipates the anticipation of the emos and stabs him with a sharp toothpick

* loki thumps xav on back with an ajf

<loki> yeah.. that damn internet. it's like herding cats I tell you
<loki> never does what it tell it!
<loki> I say "bring me porn" and it just brings me geek news

Taken from Wotcha Stats:"my net access is via carrier pigeon"

<Christian> A gentleman never gropes
<loki> christian: but we're talking about you here...

<angharad> Nothing like screaming along a path your really familiar with, with no idea how fast your going til a pole wizzes past.
<loki> you saw a pole urinating?

<loki> I'm a ski!
* loki slides down a mountain
<loki> wheeeeeeeeeee