* Laren prods Demos with an omelette
<Demos> mmm ?
<Laren> oh... nothing
<Laren> sorry to disturb you

<PeachedEgg> From amazon.com's privacy policy: We sell children's products for purchase by adults. (and consumption too I wonder? ;) )
 * Laren does not consume products made of children

<Gelphi> what exactley is a telnet?
<Laren> it's a... connecty thingy
<Gelphi> thanks Laren ..that........helps.....

Taken from Wotcha Stats:"I even have non-emos related mequotes! =)"

{This may not appear to be funny... but at the time Laren was #11, Beav was #1
Taken from Wotcha Stats:"woohoo, I'm about to overtake Beaver in the stats!"

Taken from Wotcha Stats:"doesn't poor Wotcha have any bot mistresses?"

<Laren> bah, that new quote for me is totally out of context                     {Comment to above quote about the stats}
<Laren> at the time I said it I was 1 line off catching up to him
<Laren> it was right after the thingybob was reset
* Laren smites everyone
<Obsidian> yeah yeah
<Obsidian> half the fun is taking things out of context!
<Laren> that's why it was such a novelty, since he's usually hundreds of lines ahead of me
<Laren> and then providing an explanation for its funniness that isn't even true... aha! I see your strategy now!    {:P it was true}
<Laren> ;)
* Laren looks at everyone suspichily

* Laren prods loki with an avocado

* Laren drapes a doily over lokiTV's head and puts a potplant on top