<Kajikit> does 'forgive us our sins' instead of 'forgive us our trespasses' mean that you can sin as much aas you like as long as you do it on your own property?

<Kajilurks> when i grow up i'll be stable... for now I'm just a haybarn

* Kajikit pokes everyone
* Kajikit will just have to play by herself then

* Kajikit sits on top of loki's stomach and washes his face
<Moridin> I wouldn't lick his face Kaji. You don't know where it's been.
<Kajikit> have you ever seen where a cat puts its tongue?!

* Kajikit gives xulon some corn pads
<Kajikit> for that corny joke

* Kajilurks doesn't want to see this convo
<Fletch> hormones make me think one thing, mind thinks another
<Kajilurks> you're making me wish i was asleep
<Fletch> I have that affect on women

<Kaji> does the happyloki get ticklish?
* loki hrmms
* loki uses xulon as a shield, just in case
* Kaji prowls towards loki
<Kaji> you cannot escape from the Kajikit on the prowl
<Kaji> oops...
*** Kaji is now known as Kajikit
<Kajikit> :)

* Kajikit is still looking for a lap, only now she's WET!

<GoshGat> <Obsidian> I am typing for everyone at the mokemt
<GoshGat> moment even
<GoshGat> <Kaji> and we can tell...

<GG-Obsi> they are playing some kind of Teletubbie shooting game
<GG-Obsi> they are killing the teletubbies
<GG-Obsi> *sob*
<GG-Obsi> noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
<GG-Obsi> <kaji> Yesssssssssssssssssssssssssss!
<GG-Obsi> <Kaji> lets's rid the universe of the Teletubbies

<GG-Kaji> thish pershon's not pished... lol

* GG-Kaji goes to sleep in jag
<GG-Kaji> 's lap
<Rent> kaji -love that freud
* GG-Kaji thwaps rent

Taken from Wotcha Stats: "TiredandheadachygoingbacktobedtosleepitoffagainKaji"

<LordRiffington> fuck!
<Kajiwaits> LORD now????

<Kajikit> obsi- i hope you're taking notes  { Always!}

<Kajikit> a chocolate just flew over my shoulder and onto the keyboard
<Obsidian> raining choc?
<Kajikit> yep
<Kajikit> that's my brother's way of giving me a gift!
<Kajikit> manna from heaven :)
* Kajikit eats her flying hazelnut chocolate

* kajikit dogpaddles franticaly
<kajikit> catpaddles???
<kajikit> MEEEEWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!
 *** kajikit is now known as drowningkitty

<tipsykitty> who keepsm iving thekeys onme?

<tiredkaji> A couple of goobers in a pickup truck drove into a lumberyard.
<tiredkaji> One of them walked into the office and said, "We need some
<tiredkaji> four-by-twos."
<tiredkaji> The clerk said, "You mean two-by-fours, don't you?"
<tiredkaji> The man said, "I'll go check," and went back to the truck.
<tiredkaji> He returned a minute later and said, "Yeah, I meant two-by-fours."
<tiredkaji> "All right.  How long do you need them?"
<tiredkaji> The customer paused for a minute and said, "I'd better go check."
<tiredkaji> After a while, he returned to the office and said,
<tiredkaji> "A long time.  We're gonna build a house."
<Gelphi> eeeeerrrrrrrrr
* tiredkaji ducks the thrown food

* dampkaji is listening to a possum orgy...