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I see you are curious about the sites "History", so let me tell you about us. We were founded in the year 1678... By wild badgers to form the ultra-mighty buisness conglomorate you see before you. Yes, surprising. No? Well anyways, the aliens came and were like "hmm, I feel like giving the probe." So they swooped down on there magical flying window-treatments and injected us with some kind of magic ointment, in which gave us super natural strength and cunning. Then we slowly began consuming everything we could get our hands on. Thereafter getting filled with indigestion (and goo), we decided we needed to make a super high-tech intergalactic police force. That force was to be known only as "Obey the Fist"... love, the Programmer | |