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ROCK
SOUP
Earnest West was whittling away and this thoughts must have left his
mind and gone somewhere else to play. Mr. West was going through one
of his stages of memory.
“Clarence, do you remember how bad times were when the
boys came back from Europe in 1918?” he finally asked.
"Aayah, don’t think I’ll ever forget them. Why?” Clarence
asked feeling a story was soon forth coming.
“For some reason or other I was thinking about a bum that
came to South Lubec. He was passing through on his way to Campobello
Island and then he was heading back west to some little town in Maine.
Patten I think it was. Do you remember his name?”
“Nope,” Clarence answered, “can’t truthfully say that I
do.”
“If I tell you what he did you’ll probably remember him.
I was told he was hungry and had begged for food all the way from Portland
to here. He wasn’t having much success because most of the farmers he
was begging from was nearly as bad off as he was. He was getting desperate
and one day when he was walking along he saw a pot by the side of the
road. Someone must have lost it
for it was still in pretty good shape. It had a couple dents in it but
no holes and the handle was still usable. He walked over to a nearby
stream and searched until he found a nice round rock about the size
of a baseball. He carefully washed the rock and put it in his pocket
and with pot in hand walked up to the next house he came to. It just
happened that the man of the house was out tending his lobster traps
and his wife was there alone. She saw the bum walking toward the house
and walked outside to meet him. When the bum got close to the well he
asked the lady if he could have some fresh water so he could make some
rock soup.
“What in the world is rock soup?” asked an inquisitive
housewife that prided herself on being a good cook.
“You mean you haven’t had rock soup,” he asked looking
surprised that she hadn’t eaten it before.
“I don’t even know what it is,” she answered.
“If you’ll allow me to get some water from your well
I’ll show you how to make it, and I’ll let you have some so you can
see how wonderful it is,” the bum said.
“You can have all the water you want,” she said walking
toward the well. He followed her and when he was close enough to get
some water he took the rock from his pocket and put it in the pot. He
drew some water from the well and put it into the pot with the rock
being careful to completely cover the rock. Then after carefully eyeballing
the height of the water in the pot he added an extra inch. After another
close scrutiny of the water level he turned the pot over just enough
to allow two or three drops to fall from the pot.
“That should be just about right. Do you have a big spoon?”
he asked the lady. “I need to stir this so I can get the full flavor
from this special rock.”
“I have one in the house,” she said as she walked inside
and brought out a large wooden stirring spoon. She passed it to the
bum and he stirred his concoction a couple times and took some of the
mixture in the spoon and tasted it.
“This is pretty good right now,” he said looking his host
straight in the eye, “but it lacks something. Oh! I know it needs a
little salt and pepper. Do you have any in the house?”
“Aayah,” she said as she left to get the salt and pepper
and when she returned she passed it to the master chef. He added a pinch
of salt and a shake of pepper to the soup, gave it a big stir, and took
a another taste.
“My, this is so good,” he said as he smacked his lips and
smiled, “do you want a taste?” and before she could answer he said,
“This is good but it would be much better if it was hot. Can we heat
it up on your stove?”
"Aayah, if you think it will make it taste better,” she
said and invited him inside. He put the pot on the stove and waited
for a few minutes for it to get warm. He dipped the spoon into the pot
two or three times and when he felt it was warm enough he smacked his
lips again and rubbed his belly.
“I can’t believe how good this batch of rock soup tastes,
but it still lacks something to make it perfect. Do you by any chance
have any leftovers in the icebox? Peas, beans, corn, or anything like
that?”
“I might have something left over from supper last night
and the day before. Let me check.” She returned shortly with four bowls
of leftover vegetables. “Here are some potatoes, corn, carrots and parsnips.
Will they do?”
“Aayah,” he said, “these should do just fine,” and he dumped
them into the pot and once more gave them a good stir. After it had
cooked for awhile he tasted his soup and asked the woman,
“Do you have a couple soup bowls so we can eat some of this delicious
rock soup?”
“Aayah, I’ll get a couple bowls,” she said as she walked
off. “In fact I’m anxious to taste that soup, it smells pretty good.”
When she returned and handed him the bowls he put some soup in his bowl
and tasted it.
“You can’t imagine how wonderful this soup is.... but it
still lacks something to make it good enough for you. Do you by any
chance have any leftover meat in the icebox. The flavor of a little
meat would make this rock soup perfect.”
“I have a little piece of ham left but it’s still on the
bone,” she said not sure he would use it.
“I can’t think of anything better,” came back an enthusiastic
reply. "You’ll be surprised what the marrow from the bone does
to add a special flavor to my soup.
She left for a minute and when she returned with the meat
and bone he added it to the rock soup. It didn’t take long for the soup
to become warm enough to eat and they both enjoyed a big bowl. In fact,
the bum enjoyed three big bowls of his rock soup and only stopped eating
when the pot was empty.
“You’ve been so kind to me,” the bum said to his host,
“I’m going to leave my pot and special rock for you so you can have
rock soup whenever you want it.”
“You rock soup was delicious and I sure hope I can remember
how to make it,” she said as the bum arose and left her house.
“I remember that story now,” Clarence said with a smile,
“but I can’t rightly recollect the bum’s name or what ever happened
to him.”
“I don’t either,” Mr. West honestly agreed.
“Well,” Dr. Williams said, “lets see if we’re smart enough
to figure it out. He was a bum.”
Everyone agreed to that.
“He was deceitful and he took advantage of a poor female.”
That also brought a lot of affirmative head nods.
“He was cunning in the manner he got the soup, and....”
“I remember now,” Clarence almost shouted as it came to
him who they were talking about.
| “He
became a politician and was Mayor of his town for a short time.
After that they voted that begging, conniving, bum into office and
we
sent him to Washington as a - - - - - |
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