*Where's the good in goodbye
*1 Vodka 2 Vodka 3 Vodka Floor
*I leave bite marks
*No I don't have a hearing problem, I am ignoring you.
*Forget the surfboard, ride the surfer!
*Don't look at me in that tone of voice!
*U GO GIRL! But your boyfriend can stay.
*Not many people know, but I'm sexy.
*Tell your little voices to shut up, I can't hear mine!
*I want to die peacfully in my sleep like grandpa, not like the passengers in his car.
*My invisible friend thinks you are strange.
*They say kissing is the language of love. Care to indulge in a little conversation?
*I am not online, your computer is lying to you!
*Boys are like slinkies, it is fun to watch them fall down the stairs.
*Go away, I have enough friends already!
*Don't flatter yourself, I was looking at your friend.
*I have boys oh yes I do, they are for me but not for you. If by chance you take my place, I'll take my fist and smash your face.
*I seem to have lost my lolly, can I lick you instead?
*Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and the world laughs harder.
*Whoever says nothing's impossible should spend a day with me and try not to be jealous.
*See my halo, bright and shily, mess with me and I'll kick your hiney!
*How can I miss you if you won't LEAVE?!?!
*Yesterday's history, tomorrow's a mystery, today's a gift and that's why it's called the present.
*I am an angel, honest! ...... the horns are there to hold up my halo!
*An apple a day keeps the dentist away but if the dentist is cute, to hell with the fruit.
*The more I learn, the less I understand.
*If you are here, then who is guarding hell?
*They say no body's perfect. If I'm a nobody, does that mean I'm perfect? Yes it does :)
*God was showing off when he made me.
*Roses are red violets are blue, God made me pretty but what happened to you?!?
*He broke my heart so I broke his jaw!!!!!
*Everyone is entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the privellige!
*You go now.
*Why are you still here?
*I smile when I know nothing.
*Did you fall down the Ugly tree and hit every branch on your way down?
*I ran into my ex the other day ... put it in reverse and hit him again.
*If you don't like my driving then get off the sidewalk!
*AAAAAAH! What the hell is that?!? It's hideous! Oh, it's you.
*I never liked you but you were rich, so yeah.
*Cheerleaders are angels coz they are the only people who can fly!
*You looked better in the chatroom.
*You bring the sugar, I'll bring the honey, you be my playboy, I'll be your bunny.
*I'm a bitch and I have class, mess with me, and I"ll kick your ass.
*Leave me to my pondering.
*Bite me.
*I don't remember giving you permission to look at me!
*If guys had periods, they'd compae the size of their tampons.
*Yes it's that time of month, and why do you have a death wish?
*Blackness consumes me.
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