*STUPIDITY IS NOT A HANDICAP. Park elsewhere!
*Friends come and go, but enemies seem to accumulate.
*She's learned to cry in total silence.
*beat me with the truth dont torcher me with lies
*In life,you have to be there for yourself, because people aren't always there for you, no matter what they say.
*Time does not heal all wounds if anything it creates more.
*If you don't understand my silence, you won't understand my words..
*behind my eyes there's a world no one knows,a place where i hide,a secret I never show...
*If you're going to get in trouble for hitting someone, you might as well do it hard.
*Listen girls... Perfect Man=dash board hula dancer... he agrees by nodding to everything you say and he shakes his cute lil ass
*Help! I've fallen and I can't...hey nice carpet!
*he who lives in a glass house should change in the basement
*Don't meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup
*We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse
*Forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them more
*When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before
*Life is short...And so am I
*In some cultures...
What I do is considered normal
*I think that if everyone just gave the poor little rabbit his Trix, the world would be a much better place.
*the truth will set u free.... but first, it will piss u off
*The dumber people think you are, the more suprised they're gonna be when you kill them
*Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and the world laughs louder
*Reality can be beaten with enough imagination
*Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs
*A steak a day keeps the cows dead
*Improve your image - be seen with me!
*I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I'll sure make your bed-rock.
*You can't have EVERYTHING, where would you put it?
*A poor memory is NOT the same as a clear conscience
*Getting to your feet requires getting off your ASS
*Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and the world laughs louder
*The dumber people are the most surprised they're gunna be when you KILL them.
*there is no "i" in slut but there sure is a "U"
*it takes a year to trust a buddy but only a second to destroy it.
*reach 4 the stars, the worst thing that will happen is ur belly button will show.
*u cant' depend on guyz, so if you want a guarantee buy a toaster
*JOIN THE ARMY!! MEET INTERESTING PEOPLE, KILL THEM!
*I believe that god invented the monkey b/c he was disappointed in man
*It takes a big man to cry. and it takes an even bigger man to laugh at that man.
*Sometimes when i feel like killing some1, i do a little trick to calm myself down. i'll go over to the person's house and ring the doorbell. when they come to the door, i'm gone, but do u know what i've left on their steps? a jack-o-lantern w/ a knife stuck in the side of its head w/ a note that says, "YOU." after that, i usually feel a lot better, and no harm done!
*I know life is unfair, but why can't it ever be unfair in my favor??
*Life is like mail...sumtimes u just don't get it!
*if u don't think god has a good sense of humor, take a look in the mirror!
*Friends are God's way of apologizing to us for our families
*When angry, count to 10. When really angry, swear!
*Remember, we're not laughing with you, we're laughing at you!
*Trust your instincts...People REALLY don't like you!!
*They show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there.I think if you've got a T-shirt with a bloodstains all over it, maybe laundry isn't your biggest prob. Maybe you should get rid of the body before you do the wash.
*Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, Where have I gone wrong? Then a voice says to me, This is going to take more than one night.
*Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.
*Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others.
*It's not brave if you're not scared
*A fanatic is someone who can't change his mind, and won't change the subject.
*Possibly? I hate that answer! It just means it depends on how horney you are!
*Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something
*High on a mountain, carved on a rock, are these three words: Forget Me Not.
*You know you've been hurt one too many times when you open your eyes and all you see is tears.
*In life, there are no such things as mistakes, only embelishment opportunities.
*I always thought that when it rained, it was because the angels cried because they knew someone had passed away. Now I know they don't cry for those who have died but they cry because they feel the pain of those who are left behind.
*It's one thing to say you're gonna let go. It's another to actually do it, to loosen your grip and let yourself fall.
*Fine, I take it back..un-fuck you
*I lost my teddy, will you sleep with me?
*Who lit the fuse on your tampon?
*There's nothing like the deep breaths after laughing that hard. Nothing in the world like a sore stomach for the right reasons.
Whoever said money can't buy happiness hasn't been shopping at westfarms.
*I AM A GIRL.....I HAVE PROBLEMS.....I NEED CHOCOLATE.......I USE LIP GLOSS.....ANY QUESTIONS?
*If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day, so I never have to live without you.
*Strangers are just friends waiting to happen
*Best friends are the siblings God forgot to give us
*Before criticizing people, walk a mile in their shoes. Then when you do criticize them, you will be a mile away and have their shoes
*To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other.
*Men are like ... Lava lamps. Fun to look at, but not all that bright
*I like your style,I like your class but most of all I like your @$$!
*If your gonna do something you'll regret in the morning, sleep late
*Ha ha ha,very funny Scottie....
NOW BEAM DOWN MY CLOTHES!!
*I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
*Don't drink and drive. You might hit a bump and spill your drink
*Be nice to your kids. They will pick out your nursing home.
*Education is what you get from reading the small print;
experience is what you get from not reading it.
*If you start thinking you're a person of influence, try ordering somebody else's dog around.
*Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a
revolving door.
*If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in
your pocket then giving Fido only two of them.
*..Anything not nailed down is mine. Anything I can pry loose is not nailed down.
*.Guests who kill their talk show hosts. On the last Donahue.
*A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste.
*Never buy a car you can't push
*Never let your mind wander - it's too little to be out alone
*You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT UP!
*I do whatever my rice krispies tell me to
*There's a light at the end of every tunnel, just pray its not a train
*Follow your dreams! Except the ones where you show up at school naked
*If at first you don't succeed skydiving isn't for you!
*I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it
*I have PMS and a gun. Now what were you saying?
*Last night I was looking at the stars and I was wondering... Where the heck is my ceiling??!
*There are three sides to every story. Yours, mine and the truth.
*Men that watch two football games in a row should be pronounced legally dead.
*I'd give up chocolate but I'm not a quitter
*I'm not fat I'm under tall
*People who don't like cats were probably mice in an earlier life
*Life is just a dream on the way to death
*Losing my mind, Lost in a maze
*Loving you is like loving the dead
*I know its hard to keep an open heart when even friends seem out to harm you
*I saw my daughter giving head to my brother. -Camp Kill Yourself
*If I could reach the stars, pull one down for you.. shinning on the heart, so you could see the truth
*Pardon me, while I bust into flames
*The mind will make a heaven of it's own hell
*Life's a bitch we are all goin' to die so fuck the world and lets get high
*Real friends are those who, when you feel you've made a fool of yourself, don't feel you've done a permanent job
*Friends are like stars in the sky. New ones may form and old ones may fade away. But no matter what, they shine a light into your life that will never be forgotten
*Remember the people you meet in life, and don't ever be ashamed to miss them
*The best kind of friend is the one you could sit on a porch and swing with, never say a word, and then walk away feeling like that was the best conversation you've ever had
*Somehow, the conversation mentioned your name. And someone asked if I knew you. Looking away, I thought of all the time we had together; sharing, laughter, tears, jokes, and tons more. And then without explanation you were gone. I looked to where they were waiting for an answer, and then said softly, "Once...I thought I did..."
*If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn't jump after them. I'd be at the bottom to catch them when they fall
*If you're going to jump let's do it together, we've been such goods friends I'd rather end it with you then wait an eternity to see you again
*If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day, so I'll never have to live a day without you
*Friends are God's way of taking care of us
*Everyone hears what you say. Friends listen to what you say. Best friends listen to what you don't say
*A friend is someone who dances with you in the sunlight and walks beside you in the shadows
*There are those who pass like ships in the night Who meet for a moment, then sail out of sight With never a backwards glance of regret Folks we know briefly then quickly forget
Then there are those friends who sail together through quiet waters and stormy weather Helping each other through joy and through strife And they are the kind that give meaning to life.
*My friend, if I could give you one thing, I would wish for you the ability to see yourself as others see you. Then you would realize what a truly special person you are
*Friends are like whores,
They're on all the corners
*A friend is: Someone who understands your past, believes in your future, and accepts you today just the way you are
*When your life falls apart, always remember that I will be the one who will stay to help you pick the pieces up. And when the rest of the world walks out on you, remember not to close the door, because I am the one who will be walking in to help you through it all
*If I say I love you can I keep you forever?
*True friends are the ones who are there to help you get revenge on the guy who just broke your heart
*friendship is usually treated by the majority of mankind as a tough and everlasting thing which will survive all manner of bad treatment. but this is an exceedingly great and foolish error, it may die in an hour of a single unwise word...
*Let's become little old ladies together-we'll stay up late looking at old pictures, telling 'remember when' stories, and laughing till our sides ache. Let's become eccentric together-the kind of old ladies who take long walks, wear silly hats, and get away with acting outrageous in public places. And if anybody should ask how long we've been friends, we'll say, "Oh, forever -- since before you were even born!" Let's become little old ladies together-because a friendship that's as special as ours can only grow better through the years.
*Every now and then, we find a special friend who never lets us down, who understands it all, reaches out each time we fall. You're the best that I have found. I know that you can't stay, but part of you will never ever go away. Your heart will stay. I'll make a wish for you and hope it will come true, that life will be kind to such a gentle mind, and if you lose your way, think back on yesterday, remember me this way
*I've learned that nothing beats a hot summer night, a car full of friends, the windows down, music playing and whistling at boys!
*It seems like yesterday we were talking about wearing bras, now all we're talking about is taking them off.
*Ah...I see the screw-up fairy has visited me again
*I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth
*I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.
*"I see" said the blind man peeing into the wind, it's all coming back to me now!
*To think before you speak is like wiping your ass before you shit
*May you have enough happiness to make you sweet, enough trials to make you strong, enough sorrow to keep you human, enough hope to make you happy, and enough money to buy me gifts
*How about never? Is never good for you?
*Some people are alive only because it is illegal to kill them
*Too much of a good thing is wonderful
*We're women. We don't say what we want, but we reserve the right to be pissed off if we don't get it
*Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I'm halfway through my fish burger and realize, Oh my God...I could be eating a slow learner
*The statistics on sanity are that one of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're ok, then it's you
*There are two things I've learned: There is a God. And, I'm not Him
*Learn from the mistakes of others. You can't live long enough to make them all yourself
*I don't know what your problem is, but I bet it's hard to pronounce
*It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying
*He gave me a copy of The Declaration of Independence, then he got a tattoo that says Give Me Liberty Or Give Me Death. I think my boyfriend wants his freedom
*Never look up and admire a flock of birds overhead.....trust me
*You: Can I ask you a question?
Me: Didn't give me much of a choice there did ya?
*If you're really horny, do unto yourself as you would want others to do unto you
*If you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all. Instead, merely flip the guy off, it's only a gesture but it says it all
*Have a nice day, somewhere else
*Oh, I'm sorry, Did my back hurt your knife?
*The average girl would rather have beauty than brains because she knows the average guy can see better than he can think
*Some guys say *Suck It!* I say no thanks I tend to choke on small objects
*I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally
*It's not what a teenager knows that worries his parents. It's how he found out
*CHICKENS: The only creatures you eat before they are born and after they are dead
*SECRET: Something you tell to one person at a time
*In a world full of cheerios ... be a fruitloop
*I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in
*I stopped believing in Santa Clause when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph
*Definition of Stress: The confusion created when one's mind overrides the body's desire to beat or choke the living shit out of some ass who desperately needs it
*Did you ever notice, when you are sitting at a red light, that when the person in front of you pulls up a couple of inches, you are compelled to move up too? Do we really think we are making progress toward our destination? "Whew, I thought we would be late, but now that I am nine inches closer, I can stop for coffee and a danish!"
*Before you give someone a piece of you mind make sure you have some to spare
*A little hard work never killed anyone but why take the risk?
*And on the 8th day God created liquor to keep the Irish from taking over the world
*A man is a king, a king is a ruler, a ruler's 12 inches...still think you're a man?
*I'm 100% royalty 80 % Princess 20% royal pain in the ass!
* As an older more mature young adult ur job is to...make fun of the little kids!
*Click your heels and say "I NEED A LIFE, I NEED A LIFE"
*i am independant and abusive...stay out of my way...
*u wanna a cookie?.......WELL SO DO I!!!!!!!!!!!~*~
*Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
*The cutest kittens have the sharpest claws.
*People Create their own Drama.
*Dont be afraid of fear let it be afraid of you.
*Live's a bitch and so am I
*I didn't ask to be a princess, but hey if the crown fits....WEAR IT!
*Everyone gets a chance in the spotlight, you can have it when I'm done!
*True love are like ghosts, which everyone talks about but few have seen.
*Have you ever noticed that the worst way to miss someone is when they are right besides you and yet you cannot have them.
*a break up is like a broken mirror.. it is better to leave it broken than hurt urself trying to fix it back together
*Whoever said that money can't buy happiness, aint been shoppin at the right malls~*~
*yea there actually is an "end" in friendship
*i dont have a cow so i dont need your bull!!!
*ur as deep as a kiddie pool
*You can make more friends in two months by becoming interested in people, than you can in two years by trying to get people interested in you
*Everyone has a life lesson to learn.. some of us have already learned ours.. and others will in time
*Friends are like elevator buttons, they can either take you up or bring you down, choose wisely
*I look at the moon and a single star It's making me crazy wondering where you are I reach out and touch that heavenly face Open my hand and there's empty space
*Even if the voices are not real, they have some good ideas.
*Let the world roll along....I'll catch up later
*act your age and not your shoe size
*Whoever said loves lasts forever was drunk
*Its not an attitude,its the way I am!
*My door is Always open, so feel free to leave!!
*Don't tell me how to pick my friends, I'm good at that, remember--I picked you.
*If you don't Stand for Something, You will Fall for Everything
*love can sometimes be magic, but magic can sometimes be an ILLUSION!
*Ive alwayz got somethin 2 say, u dont like it stay outta my way
*I've gone out to look for myself.....Now, if I return before I get back PLEASE tell myself to wait!
*Hi. I am probably home. I'm just avoiding someone I don't like. Leave me a message, and if I don't call back, it's you.!
*Silence is golden...but shouting is fun
*Life isn't a garden...so stop being a hoe!!!
*LIFE IS LIKE A SNOW STORM...YOU'LL MEET A LOT OF FLAKES!
*Dawn to dawn dusk to dusk life's too short so party we must!
*DoNt UpSeT mE iM rUnNiNg OuT oF pLaCeS tO hIdE dA bOdIeS
*Insanity is just anger put to good use!
*In life, only one person gets to shine, so move outta my way, you're blocking my light!
*wo wo wo wo wo wo the police are coming cuz ur so stupid
*U n I are not to blame.... sometimes we just go insane
*I just act like a damsel in distress so my prince will come
*My mother told me not to talk to strangers. I never talk to myself anymore.
*GO Ahead cry a river and i will build u a bridge to get ova it
*i HaVe A bLaCkBeLt In ShOpPiNg
*Everyone says you only fall in love once but thats not true, everytime I hear your voice I fall in love all over again
*If you love someone put their name in a circle not a heart, a heart can be broken but a circle goes on forever
*A MeMoRy LaStS 4eVeR NeVeR DoEs it DiE TrUe FrieNdS StAy toGeThEr AnD NeVer SaY GoOdByE
*A Person Who Asks A Question Is A Fool For Five Minutes, A Person Who Doesn't Is A Fool Forever ...
*Love Is When You Don't Want To Go To Sleep Because Reality Is Better Than A Dream
*Our eyes are placed in front because it is more important to look ahead than to look back
*dOn't settLe 4 the oNe yOu Can LiVe wiTh...wAit 4 tHe onE yOu Can't Live WithOut
*N� �NE CaN TeLL Me WhaT T� D�
�T's My L�Fe N i'LL L�Ve iT ThE WaY *�* WanT To
*God created men first, cause you always make a rough draft before a masterpiece!
*IT's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it
*Everyone who lives dies but not everyone who dies lives
*guys are like slinkies its always fun to watch them fall down the stairs
*If u need space join NASA baby!!!
*ITS A GURLS WORLD AND GUYS JUST LIVE IN IT!
*A wise monkey never monkies with another monkey's monkey!
*One day your prince will come, mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is to stubborn to ask for directions
*Don't make love by the garden gate. love is blind the neighbors aint
*what's the difference between boy's soccer and girl's soccer? Hott guys make it look better!!
*Give a mouse a cookie, he'll want a glass of milk
*Well if i called the wrong number, whyd you answer?
*Love is like falling down... in the end you're left hurt, scarred, and with a memory of it forever
*Last night I hugged my pillow and dreamt of you..I wish that someday I'd dream bout my pillow and I'd be hugging you.
*IF I COULD REARRANGE THE ALPHABET ID PUT "U" AND "I" TOGETHER
*But too bad u can�t.. it�s still N-O N-O N-O
*God gave all angels wings except me cause he didn't want the most beautiful one to escape
*If life gives u lemons make lemonade, but if life gives u limes make martinies!!!!
*When someone annoys you, remember it takes 42 muscles to frown but only 4 to lift your arm and bitch slap that fucker across the face.
*Sticks and stones may break my bones but I swear to God if you hit me with that damn rock one more time i'm gonna shove it straight up your ass!
*A truely wise man never plays leap frog with a unicorn.
*Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
*I'm not A bitch I'm THE bitch and thats' MISS bitch TO YOU!!!!
*Always wear cute pajamas... You never kno who you'll meet in ur dreams!
*A bitch is a female dog
Dogs bark, bark is part of a tree
Trees are part of nature
Nature is beautiful
thanks for the compliment!
*I am giving up looking for mr right..let the son of a bitch find me
*When a friend chooses a guy over ur friendship she wuz never ur friend to begin wit
*SuM gIrLz I kNo R lYk PeNnIeS... WuRtHlEsS & 2 fAcEd
*Ur just a ragedy ann doll in a barbie doll world!!!
*U want a high performance girl?!? I can go from princess to BITCH in..less than 2.1 seconds!
*The ones who are bound to be your best friends must lose your trust just once to prove that they can win it back
*If all my friends were 2 jump off a bridge I wouldnt jump w/ em I'd be @ the bottom waitin to catch em
*I am pure....pure evil
*When the pony dies da ride is ova
*Life isn't 2 bad when u consider the alternative
*Holding onto anger is like grasping a hot coal w/ the intent on throwing it @ some1 else u r the 1 who gets burned
*Same shit different day
*Smile it makes people wonder
*Bhind the clouds the sun is shinin
*Truth is just as meaninful as a lie
*sometimes you gotta laugh through the tears, smile through the pain so you can live through the sorrow
*No one is listening until you fart.
*Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
*It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a bad example.
*There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
*What was the best thing before sliced bread?
*If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
*Do blind Eskimos have seeing-eye sled dogs?
*If you shoot a mime, should you use a silencer?
*Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
*Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
*What do they use to ship styrofoam?
*Throughout life you will meet one person who is unlike any other, you could talk to this person for hours and never get bored, you could tell them things and they won't judge you... this person is your soulmate, your best friend... don't ever let them go
*Speak when you're angry and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret
*Being friends with you made me feel like i didnt have to keep planning anymore, b/c it felt like i was living. For once in my life i didnt have to work at being happy, it would just happen...
*When your sure you've had enough of this life...Hang on,don't let yourself go because everybody cries,Everybody hurts sometimes, Sometimes everything is wrong
*Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot.
*Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control.
*I'm not as think as you drunk I am.
*Forget about World Peace...Visualize using your turn signal.
*We have enough youth, how about a fountain of Smart?
*He who laughs last thinks slowest.
*Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
*It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you.
*Auntie Em, Hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog. Dorothy.
*Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
*Time is what keeps everything from happening at once.
*I love cats...they taste just like chicken.
*Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
*The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.
*Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot.
*Rehab is for quitters.
*I get enough exercise just pushing my luck.
*All men are idiots, and I married their King.
*Jack Kevorkian for White House Physician!
*Work is for people who don't know how to fish.
*I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a
vegetarian.
*Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.
*When you do a good deed, get a receipt--in case heaven is like the IRS..
*Real women don't have hot flashes, they have power surges.
*Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
*OK, who stopped payment on my reality check?
*Few women admit their age; Fewer men act it.
*Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW.
*Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all its students.
*Pride is what we have. Vanity is what others have.
*Reality? Is that where the pizza delivery guy comes from?
*How can I miss you if you won't go away?
*We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse.
*Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot.
*Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.
*i souport publik edekashun.
*Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder...
*There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't.
*Keep honking...I'm reloading.
*I'm not your type, I'm not inflatable.
*I have a computer, a vibrator and pizza delivery. Why should I leave the house?
*Not all men are annoying, some are dead.
*Did I mention that kick in the groin you'll be receiving if you touch me?
*I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
*Too many freaks not enough circuses.
*Macho law prohibits men from admitting they're wrong.
*Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
*Chaos, panic, disorder - my work here is done.
*How do frogs die? They Kermit suicide.
*Idiot (id-ee-it) n.- One who disagrees with you.
*Wanna get stoned? Drink wet cement!
*You need 60 muscles to be angry and 20 to smile why would you make things difficult?
*Computers are machines to help you solve problems you wouldn't have if you didn't have a computer.
*Women are like hurricanes! When they come they are wet and heavy. When they leave they take your home and your car ! !
*Boys say it's great, boys say it's fine. 9 months later they say it's not mine !
*A bra is a thing that keeps up what would hang down otherwise ...
*Life is beautiful if you are willing to see it
*Secrets, they only last long enough to break you down
*It's the heart afraid of Breaking ... that never learns to dance.
*It's the soul afraid of dying ... That never learns to live.
*It's the one who won't be taken, who cannot seem to give.
*The IDEAL man does not smoke, does not drink, does not flirt, goes to bed early, in short ... does not exist.
*No boys no love, no love no sex, no sex no people, no people no school, no school no problems.
*The word HELLO means: H=How are you? E=Everything alright? L=Like 2 hear from you! L=Love 2 see you soon O=Obviously I miss you. SO, HELLO
*We do have to go to school ... Have to is force ... Forcing is slavery .... Slavery is forbidden ... SO ... we do not have to go to school!
*Be quiet in the classroom, respect the fact that others sleep!
*Mistakes have been made, others will be punished.
*I said no to drugs, but they did not listen!
*Being nuts or crazy is inheritable, you get it from your children.
*All of you who believe in psychokinetic, raise 'my' hand ...
*Not the lack of love, but the lack of friendship makes marriages unhappy.
*The only good thing about your own mistakes, is that is might make other people happy.
*Happiness is a disaster. You get lazy. When you do not pay attention, you might start loving life.
*How will I laugh tomorrow when I can't even smile today?
*To be loved is to be fortunate, but to be hated is to achieve distinction.
*The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his
*Life's a bitch we are all goin' to die so fuck the world and lets get high!
*When in doubt..consult with your inner child
*Just because you don't see tears on the outside doesn't mean it's not puring on the inside
*Silence says a lot... thinking says more... words can cause problems.. thats why I don't say anything anymore
*My lips may promise, but my heart is a whore
*So you're a feminist... Isn't that cute!
* Some people say that I'm sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and I have many other fine qualities as well!
*A beautiful smile without a name... your beautiful face to hide your sorrow...
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